# Do you know where your towel is? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 25, 2007, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434 "2007-05-25T00:18:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Septima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Septima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Septima)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/21 "2007-05-25T12:31:31Z")
Have mine on my shoulder, where it will stay all day. ---
**Author:** ![Martini\_Enfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/martini_enfield/32/11123_2.png) [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/22 "2007-05-25T12:33:02Z")
[QUOTE=GingerOfTheNorth] WRONG TOWEL! [/QUOTE] “You’re the worst character ever, Towelie.” “I know.” I trust you’ll all be enjoying peanuts and lager to celebrate Towel Day as well? ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/23 "2007-05-25T12:33:36Z")
I’d just like to observe that the current mess in Iraq is “one whole joojooflop situation”. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/24 "2007-05-25T12:59:17Z")
[QUOTE=betenoir] Errr…you don’t go to work that way I hope? Sound like something out of Oz. [/QUOTE] Who says I’m a good nudist? I do, however, know where my towel is. It is a good day to throw oneself at the ground and miss, too. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/25 "2007-05-25T18:52:48Z")
Okay, everybody–\*\*DON’T PANIC! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/26 "2007-05-25T19:38:02Z")
[QUOTE=Kythereia] Okay, everybody–\*\*DON’T PANIC! \*\* [/QUOTE] Why not? This is the PERFECT time to panic! ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/27 "2007-05-25T22:32:08Z")
Can I just use my Steelers’ Terrible Towel? If so, then I know where it is! ---
**Author:** ![MHaye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bbe5ce/32.png) [@MHaye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MHaye)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/28 "2007-05-25T23:00:52Z")
[QUOTE=Kythereia] Okay, everybody–\*\*DON’T PANIC! \*\* [/QUOTE] I’m not panicking, this is still culture shock. Just wait until I get my bearings. _Then_ I’ll start panicking! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/29 "2007-05-26T05:41:06Z")
No, _you’re_ a towel. ---
**Author:** ![Aioua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@Aioua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aioua)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/30 "2007-05-26T05:53:41Z")
:smack: This, my first towel day where I knew what towel day was and wanted to participate… and I FORGOT! ---
**Author:** ![zelie\_zelerton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/59ef9b/32.png) [@zelie\_zelerton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zelie_zelerton)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/31 "2007-05-27T01:08:13Z")
This was my first Towel Day and as promised, I took my towel on the London Underground as I drove my train. The full story is over there on my weblog but for those who don’t wanna read let me just say it was an interesting and hugely exciting day for me. Especially the last part. > **[Error](https://zelie-zelerton.livejournal.com/7667.html)** > > Your life is the best story! Just start your blog today! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434/32 "2007-05-27T20:56:54Z")
[QUOTE=zelie zelerton] This was my first Towel Day and as promised, I took my towel on the London Underground as I drove my train. The full story is over there on my weblog but for those who don’t wanna read let me just say it was an interesting and hugely exciting day for me. Especially the last part. > **[Error](https://zelie-zelerton.livejournal.com/7667.html)** > > Your life is the best story! Just start your blog today! [/QUOTE] From reading your blog, I don’t think you should EVER go to work without a towel. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-where-your-towel-is/405434.md?page=1)