# Do you know who this comedian is?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 10, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-who-this-comedian-is/200645 "2003-09-10T00:54:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-who-this-comedian-is/200645/1 "2003-09-10T00:54:59Z")

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A few years ago we were watching MadTV. Some guy came on and instead of a skit he started yelling at the audience-- “You know what I HATE?!!” Some of the things he hated:

You know what I HATE? When I get shampoo in my eyes. 'Cause then I gotta put conditioner in there so my eyelashes don’t get all dry!.

You know what I HATE? Cat food! Where’s the cat?

You know what I HATE? Audiences! No, no-- not audiences. I mean child molesters. The way the sit there, staring at you, expecting you to be funny-- Yeah, that’s what I hate about child molesters.

Does anyone know his name and if he was a regular cast member of MadTV?

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**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-know-who-this-comedian-is/200645/2 "2003-09-10T02:12:37Z")

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Craig Anton

Season 3
