# Do you like Corn Smut? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 1, 2012, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478 "2012-04-01T14:35:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478/1 "2012-04-01T14:35:25Z")
This poll is for people who like [Corn Smut](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut). ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478/2 "2012-04-01T14:41:52Z")
Can’t answer the poll: you missed out “I like rubbing corn smut into my nipples”. ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478/3 "2012-04-01T14:51:09Z")
I like certain components of rye ergot even better, specifically\* lysergic acid diethylamide\*. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478/4 "2012-04-01T15:19:06Z")
Gawd yes I love corn porn! My favorite video is “two men and a cob”. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478/5 "2012-04-01T15:37:00Z")
This thread is not complete without a link to this stunning review of [cuitlacoche](http://www.thesneeze.com/2005/steve-dont-eat-it-vol-7.php). ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478/6 "2012-04-01T15:44:46Z")
Apparently it’s [good for you, no joke](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36799184/ns/health-diet_and_nutrition/t/corn-smut-tastes-great-good-you-too/). If I’m going to eat it it’s going to have to cure something I’m dying of. ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478/7 "2012-04-01T16:21:12Z")
You people disgust me. I can not believe this, this corn smut hasn’t been banned already. When I get elected it will be one of the first things I get rid of. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478/8 "2012-04-01T16:32:00Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > Apparently it’s [good for you, no joke](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36799184/ns/health-diet_and_nutrition/t/corn-smut-tastes-great-good-you-too/). If I’m going to eat it it’s going to have to cure something I’m dying of. I guess it’s not smut, then, because it does have a redeeming social importance. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478/9 "2012-04-01T17:04:26Z")
You are all a bunch of perverted corn shuckers. Looking at corn pone on the Internet is disgusting. Playing with your slicked buttered cobs in that manner is a sin. You don’t have a kernel of decency. It is amaizing you aren’t all blind after making that much creamed corn. ---
**Author:** ![goldmund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a4c791/32.png) [@goldmund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/goldmund)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478/10 "2012-04-01T17:06:30Z")
Only if it’s hard corn. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478/11 "2012-04-01T17:07:21Z")
> [@DMark](#): > > You are all a bunch of perverted corn shuckers. > Looking at corn pone on the Internet is disgusting. > Playing with your slicked buttered cobs in that manner is a sin. > You don’t have a kernel of decency. > It is amaizing you aren’t all blind after making that much creamed corn. Boy, you sure seem to know a lot about corn porn. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478/12 "2012-04-01T17:15:39Z")
Only if it’s not airbrushed. ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478/13 "2012-04-01T17:23:46Z")
> [@Corn Whisperer](#): > > Boy, you sure seem to know a lot about corn porn. 😃 Yeah, I was born in Illinois - back in my day, we had a cornucopia of things to do other then sit in a room and look at cornography. We had fields of dreams where you could sneak off and shuck. We didn’t have to do it alone in some dark silo. There was this cute girl, Del Monte, and…well, let’s just say she knew how to plant seeds. Kids these days don’t know what to do when it’s knee high by fourth of July. ---
**Author:** ![florez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9e5f3/32.png) [@florez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/florez)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478/14 "2012-04-01T17:42:49Z")
Mexicans have known about the wonders of yummy huitlacoche (corn smut) for ages now. You are only just now catching on to the fact that it is grrrreat? ---
**Author:** ![Trick\_Rider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Trick\_Rider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trick_Rider)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478/15 "2012-04-01T19:42:00Z")
Of course not! That’s how the brain corn gets you! ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478/16 "2012-04-01T19:50:52Z")
My favorite sub-genre is popping corn porn. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478/17 "2012-04-01T20:14:34Z")
I love hard pore corn. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478/18 "2012-04-01T20:53:13Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > This thread is not complete without a link to this stunning review of [cuitlacoche](http://www.thesneeze.com/2005/steve-dont-eat-it-vol-7.php). I don’t need to click your link to know what it is. I wish he’d keep up not not eating things. I’d try it. For 20 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478/19 "2012-04-03T02:41:40Z")
Smut? Give smut and[nothing but](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzmtYkPCQgg)! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478/20 "2012-04-03T02:43:10Z")
I swear this message board is so damn weird. I love it! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-corn-smut/617478.md?page=2)