# Do you like me?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 3, 2001, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608 "2001-12-03T13:43:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608/21 "2001-12-03T15:32:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by LiquidLobotomy \*  
> \*\*You’re a man aren’t you Newcrasher! HLYSHT! I retract my request immediately! You need not offer nude pictures for my ratings. \*\*

DRAT!

So here I am in my office, door locked…calls on hold…wearing only a smile and trying to set the timer on my digital camera.

What the hell, I may need these pics for future posts. May as well take advantage of being nude avec camera.

hmmm…if someone said I will send you naked pics of me for $.05, I would take the odds and drop the nickel on the chance it was good stuff. I would risk a dime as well. A quarter…but where would I draw the line? A thought for another post…

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**Author:** ![Fledermaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@Fledermaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fledermaus)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608/22 "2001-12-03T15:37:11Z")

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> I am doing a self evaluation \<snip\>

I’m not sure that polling strangers on an on-line bulletin board counts as \*self-\*evaluation. (“I do not think that words means what you think it means.”)

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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608/23 "2001-12-03T15:42:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Fledermaus \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > I am doing a self evaluation \<snip\>
> 
> I’m not sure that polling strangers on an on-line bulletin board counts as \*self-\*evaluation. (“I do not think that words means what you think it means.”) \*\*

What do it mean? I thunk maybe you could help. Please. I need some more 10s.

Back to [http://www.dictionary.com](http://www.dictionary.com) for me. I am SO humiliated…

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**Author:** ![LiquidLobotomy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/898d66/32.png) [@LiquidLobotomy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiquidLobotomy)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608/24 "2001-12-03T15:43:24Z")

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Ok, well if you’ve got all the equipment ready you might as well send the pics out…

maybe I’ll learn something…

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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608/25 "2001-12-03T15:44:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by LiquidLobotomy \*  
> \*\*Ok, well if you’ve got all the equipment ready you might as well send the pics out…
> 
> maybe I’ll learn something… \*\*

\<Beavis\> Huhu…equipment huhu\</Beavis\>

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608/26 "2001-12-03T15:45:44Z")

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Jeez, guys, it was a joke. I could tell that from the OP. Give the kid a break.

Lessee:

Intelligence: 8 (you found us, didn’t you?)

Capacity for original thought: 7 (I recognize your name, You must have done something right)

General attractiveness: 3.141 (may be subject to change, I suggest you find the people pages)

Breath freshness: 0 (Dude, what did you have for breakfast? Anchovies?)

Reliability: 5

Sex appeal: _i_

Approachability: 9 (he left himself wide open, he must be approachable)

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608/27 "2001-12-03T15:56:22Z")

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Do you like me?

_Do I what!?_

Do you like me?

\*Do I like you?

For 32 posts you’ve said some stuff, read some stuff, then some stuff,

For 32 posts you’ve been on the boards…

ain’t that what friends are foooooorrr\*

Then you like me?

_I suppose I do_

Then I suppose I like… you… too.

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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608/28 "2001-12-03T15:58:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eonwe \*  
> \*\*Do you like me?
> 
> _Do I what!?_
> 
> Do you like me?
> 
> \*Do I like you?
> 
> For 32 posts you’ve said some stuff, read some stuff, then some stuff,
> 
> For 32 posts you’ve been on the boards…
> 
> ain’t that what friends are foooooorrr\*
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> Then you like me?
> 
> _I suppose I do_
> 
> sniff…I love you man…
> 
> Then I suppose I like… you… too. \*\*

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**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608/29 "2001-12-03T16:52:33Z")

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Well, _I_ think you’re funny, and that’s all that counts, right? I _will_ have to evaluate those nekkid photos though in order to give you the most accurate and complete survey answers.

Suuuuurveeeey SAYS…

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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608/30 "2001-12-03T17:01:34Z")

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…I finally got a sig out of this. So it wasn’t a total loss…

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**Author:** ![LiquidLobotomy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/898d66/32.png) [@LiquidLobotomy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiquidLobotomy)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608/31 "2001-12-03T17:37:28Z")

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Well don’t keep us in suspense! What is it?

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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608/32 "2001-12-03T17:47:02Z")

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…the mean hearted old timer who was so un-welcoming. Maybe she just didn’t get it? I dunno. She’s been around a while so I guess I must have commited a dope-foul I am not aware of…

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608/33 "2001-12-03T17:53:50Z")

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Yeah. You called _him_, a _her_. Unforgivable.

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**Author:** ![Oicu812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f475e1/32.png) [@Oicu812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oicu812)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608/34 "2001-12-03T18:32:38Z")

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\*\<;o)

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**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608/35 "2001-12-03T18:45:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by newcrasher \*  
> \*\*I appreciate your compliments. However 1 is BAD. You have the scale backwards. I am sorry I was not more clear. 1 is very bad and 10 is very good.
> 
> Don’t worry abour posting again to correct it. I will change it in my tracking data.
> 
> Thanks for participating in my survey. \*\*

I thought this response was pretty funny.

–Cliffy

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**Author:** ![rsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@rsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsa)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608/36 "2001-12-03T20:27:16Z")

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I’ll give you an average of 8 just for whoosing at least three posters with this thread!!!

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608/37 "2001-12-04T05:41:38Z")

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Please rate me 1-10 (10 being best) in the following categories:

Intelligence - 1

Leadership skills - 9

Capacity for original thought - 7

General attractiveness - 4

Breath freshness - 6

Reliability - 3

Sex appeal - 5

Approachability - 8

😕 There’s only 8 categories and you gave us 10 numbers to use. Are we supposed to make up two more categories, or did you mess up counting? (This is why you only got a 1 for “Intelligence”, you know.)

Anyway, here are the two additional categories:  
Musical ability - 2

Pop culture knowledge - 10

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**Author:** ![Parisx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bb73d2/32.png) [@Parisx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parisx)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608/38 "2001-12-04T13:29:56Z")

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SNIP SNIP

Thanks. I am doing a self evaluation and your opinions will be helpful. \*\*  
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Actually the poicture thing wold not be a bad idea… Maybe some of us can come up with ideas for a photo shoot for you…  
How about naked… in a tub of Gilbeys Gin (you have to shave your butt firts)

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**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608/39 "2001-12-04T14:34:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> **Do you like me?**

Do I know you?

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**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-me/96608/40 "2001-12-04T14:36:21Z")

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My My  
All these neveaux posters congregating in the one thread ?

How nice!

And the OP coming back to tell us not to take him seriously and that he didnt mean to be so offensive ?

Reminds me of something…

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