# Do you like turtlenecks?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [November 13, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982 "2003-11-13T05:56:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![ShadiRoxan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@ShadiRoxan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadiRoxan)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982/21 "2003-11-13T15:39:47Z")

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I hate anything on my neck. Necklaces and turtle necks drive me nuts.

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### Author: ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982/22 "2003-11-13T15:56:19Z")

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Get a room guys. Nobody’s doin’ anybody on a public message board.

I like turtlenecks, usually in conjunction with a button-down or pullover sweater. By themselves they usually make me look like a beatnik.

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### Author: ![cowgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cowgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cowgirl)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982/23 "2003-11-13T16:01:54Z")

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I’m with **Shadi**. The neck (and wrists) must be free ! Turtlenecks look comfortable and are most practical in evil Toronto Novembers (not that I’m bitter or anything), but when I wear them I’m constantly pulling at them to give my neck some air, and if I get hot and want to take it off then everything is ruined.

I am much too young for hot flashes but I’ve gotten used to them anyway. Turtlenecks do not help matters.

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### Author: ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982/24 "2003-11-13T16:09:58Z")

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Horseflesh: 😛

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### Author: ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982/25 "2003-11-13T16:10:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Jennyrosity \*  
> \*\*I’m wearing one today, in fact, with a min-skirt and knee-high boots. I like the sexy secretary look. 😉 \*\*

Yeah, I like the sweater turtleneck alone, but not the cotton knit turtleneck like you’d wear under a crewneck sweater. Too preppie. Under a v-neck - too “Star Trek.” Under a jacket? Too Carl Sagan.

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### Author: ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982/26 "2003-11-13T16:16:22Z")

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I love them, because I’m constantly cold. I never knew they were so reviled. O well, fashion hell, it’s the price I pay for being warm.

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### Author: ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2003, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982/27 "2003-11-13T16:24:38Z")

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Actually, according to Cosmo they’re very much this season’s thing. But I agree it does depend on the length of your neck. I have quite a long neck, but even so I’ll always put my hair up when I wear one to elongate it further. The girl at the desk next to me persists in wearing them even though she has virtually no neck, and as a result she really does look like a turtle.

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### Author: ![Pablito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@Pablito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pablito)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982/28 "2003-11-13T16:41:50Z")

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If I’ve shaved, they’re great on a cold Saturday in the winter. If it’s a day that I didn’t shave, however, then they itch my neck like crazy. But since I love to not shave on Saturdays, I rarely wear them. Is that clear?

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### Author: ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982/29 "2003-11-13T17:36:20Z")

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I dislike them a great deal, but unfortunately I did a show in which my character wore them and I had some of my 8bys taken in them and now every director says, “TV, I think the character would work better if you wore a turtleneck.”

I am now in rehersal for _Blythe Spirit_ and I heard the director ask the costume mistress if turtlenecks had been introduced by the time of the play “so Charles (my character) might wear one.” So instead I am wearing an ascot through much of the show.

I so dislike things around my neck that I would love to go back to the ‘70s style of mens’ shirts unbuttoned down about three buttons (without the chains, of course).

TV

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### Author: ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982/30 "2003-11-13T18:29:25Z")

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I can’t stand them. I get too hot wearing them inside; outside, the upturned collar of my vest or jacket is enough to keep me warm. If the weather is really bad, I have a nice Polartec scarf I can use.

I own two mock turtlenecks. I think I’ve worn each once.

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### Author: ![Snuggles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Snuggles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snuggles)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982/31 "2003-11-13T18:43:16Z")

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I love wearing turtle necks! I have wooly sweater turtlenecks, thin long sleeved turtlenecks, and even shirts with short sleeves but with with a turtleneck. I wear em all the time. For the girl who said she has a big chest so turtlenecks cover them good… cleavage wise obviously, but I find the t.n.'s I have actually accentuate(sp) my figure. Anyway, as long as the material isn’t scratchy or too tight, I love em.

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### Author: ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982/32 "2003-11-13T20:09:58Z")

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I like sweater turtlenecks, and long-sleeve turtlenecks are okay, but I hate short-sleeved turtlenecks. What’s the point?

In general, women look lots better with turtlenecks. With the exception of a few men, guys generally look either “euro-trashy” or “Ned Flanders-y.”

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### Author: ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982/33 "2003-11-13T20:33:58Z")

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I don’t mind 'em, but **ladybug** prefers her men circumcised.

[looks again at OP]

:eek:

Oh! Sweaters!

Never mind.

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### Author: ![Magnolia\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Magnolia\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magnolia_B)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982/34 "2003-11-13T20:45:21Z")

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I dislike them for the same reason applejamie does like them. Even the women on the BBC version of What Not to Wear suggest that large-breasted women skip the turtlenecks. I wish I could remember exactly they way they explained why, but I can’t. I just know I agree.

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### Author: ![Breezy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b3f665/32.png) [@Breezy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Breezy)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982/35 "2003-11-13T21:00:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by cankerist \*  
> \*\*Feels like you’re being strangled by a really weak guy – all day long. \*\*

You like Mitch Hedburg too??

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### Author: ![MissGypsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8491ac/32.png) [@MissGypsy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissGypsy)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982/36 "2003-11-13T21:11:32Z")

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I can’t stand to wear them, but I think those ribbed, fairly snug ones look great. I don’t think my neck is long enough to carry off the look, and I hate the feel of anything around my throat.

Men? Nope, not a good look. Any man in a turtleneck seems like he should be holding a pipe and have one of those tweed jackets with leather patches on the elbows. Too professorial, to me…

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### Author: ![dal\_timgar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@dal\_timgar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dal_timgar)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982/37 "2003-11-13T21:50:06Z")

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I have turtle neck sweaters that zip up the front. I can go from turtle to V to open and don’t have to pull it over my head.

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### Author: ![cankerist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc79bd/32.png) [@cankerist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cankerist)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982/38 "2003-11-14T02:42:09Z")

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**Breezy** - ah yes, that’s his name! - I couldn’t remember who it was that said it. Cheers.

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### Author: ![fizgig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f04885/32.png) [@fizgig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizgig)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982/39 "2003-11-14T04:10:31Z")

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Like the look, but if they’re too tight, I’m pulling at the collar all day. I have a couple sleeveless turtleneck sweaters. Kind of pointless from a practical standpoint, but they look good.

On men, I only like the thick sweaters that have the looser turtleneck. No regular cotton-material turtlenecks on the dudes.

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### Author: ![Moo\_the\_Magic\_Cow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@Moo\_the\_Magic\_Cow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moo_the_Magic_Cow)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-like-turtlenecks/212982/40 "2003-11-14T04:59:29Z")

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I despise them. They always look terrible.

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