# Do you northeners have hat-head for 6 months straight?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 23, 2004, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-northeners-have-hat-head-for-6-months-straight/281257 "2004-12-23T00:52:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-northeners-have-hat-head-for-6-months-straight/281257/21 "2004-12-23T16:52:01Z")

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> [@woodstock989](#):
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> Wear a scarf…wrap it around your head five or six times like Randy from “A Christmas Story”.  
> (_“You can put your arms down when you get to school”_)

That’s what I do, though I prefer to think of it more like a Gibson Girl out for a sleigh-ride than Randy from “A Christmas Story”.

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-northeners-have-hat-head-for-6-months-straight/281257/22 "2004-12-23T17:39:01Z")

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The best thing about being bald is not having to worry about hat hair any more!

All right, maybe it’s the _only_ good thing.  
But this time of year, it totally rules. I _don’t even own a comb!_

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