# Do you organize your computer porn? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 8, 2003, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290 "2003-04-08T12:15:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cyrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Cyrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyrin)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290/21 "2003-04-08T22:13:18Z")
Surf. Download. Watch. Delete. I’d say I’m pretty organized! ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290/22 "2003-04-08T22:51:33Z")
I have it organized by nation, then branch, utility, then by caliber, manufacturer, and ultimately, but lot number. Oooh baby, show me your hot, wet [BMP-2](http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/row/bmp-2.htm). Show me your [Vextra](http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/row/vextra.htm) you hottie, you. . . Mmmmm . . . What? :eek: Oh _that_ porn? No, I don’t have any of that either. No, I don’t need help. Help is for perverts. Tripler C’mon baby, let me play with your [Eryx](http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/row/eryx.htm). ---
**Author:** ![Mearl\_Dox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@Mearl\_Dox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mearl_Dox)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290/23 "2003-04-08T23:28:56Z")
Nah. I don’t tend to save porn unless it’s something really exceptional for some reason. Just one folder, and relatively non-descriptive titles. Since I don’t really go back to look at it on a regular basis, it’s fine for me that way. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290/24 "2003-04-09T00:02:42Z")
My computer didn’t come with any porn. Did I get a cheap model? Is that one of the extras features in Windows XP? ---
**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290/25 "2003-04-09T00:03:11Z")
Yes. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290/26 "2003-04-09T00:08:14Z")
I organize by model name, all the unknowns are in the main folder. Hey, we should pool our porn together and set up a pay site, and use the profits to buy a new server for this site! ---
**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290/27 "2003-04-09T01:08:00Z")
I organize mine by file type - one huge folder for pictures, one for movies. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290/28 "2003-04-09T01:25:49Z")
I don’t bother to keep any. You always know, if you want some, that there is plenty out there on the internet, so why bother using up the disk space? ---
**Author:** ![BytopianDream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9de0a6/32.png) [@BytopianDream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BytopianDream)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290/29 "2003-04-09T04:01:29Z")
Very easy: Pics (all single female nice poses) Solo Vids Lesb Vids Tempy (my curiousity folders, watch and destroy) I think I have 50x the megabytes of Final Fantasy videos/songs compared to porn. Now that’s all kinds of organized. ---
**Author:** ![\_etalhea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/779978/32.png) [@\_etalhea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_etalhea)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290/30 "2003-04-09T04:47:44Z")
I was at work during my earlier post, so I just wanted to add that I have 27.9 gig of porn comprised of 33,697 files in 169 categories/subcategories. Hey, some guys collect lunchboxes and coins and shit. I collect porn. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290/31 "2003-04-09T04:51:08Z")
27.9 gig… Jesus Freakin Wept! Can send me 1 gig of the very best stuff? That would be enough for me… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290/32 "2003-04-09T08:17:33Z")
I had my still pics (20,000+) all alphabetized by model name, with most unknowns tossed out (I’m mainly into vanilla playboy-ish stuff, so this was no big problem). Videos, I try to make the title as understandable as possible, but beyond that don’t organize them. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290/33 "2003-04-09T09:28:13Z")
I do not have any porn on this machine. To be specific, I have neither human porn nor porn with computers having sex. **Welby** , I don’t want to know where you found streaming video of computers doing it. ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290/34 "2003-04-09T11:18:46Z")
It’s really good stuff **iampunha**. I’ve got a great one of a throbbing hard disk being shoved right into a computer’s slot. Ooooh. Mmmmmmmmm. ---
**Author:** ![phraser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a88e4f/32.png) [@phraser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phraser)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290/35 "2003-04-09T11:39:41Z")
I rename pics when I download them to describe what they show (ie which act) and then have them alphabetically in seperate folders for single person, couple, more than two, and in seperate directories for het, gay, lesbian, fetish… movies organised similarly. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290/36 "2003-04-09T13:13:16Z")
My computer is always going down on me, but I can never tell when it’s gonna happen, so it’s not very organized. ---
**Author:** ![moc.liamtoh\_rorrim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f17d59/32.png) [@moc.liamtoh\_rorrim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moc.liamtoh_rorrim)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290/37 "2003-04-09T13:59:20Z")
Esprix has all the litle boys in one section. All the little boys wiht esprix in another… And all the little boys with other little boys in another. FUCKING HOMO! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290/38 "2003-04-09T14:21:48Z")
Well, that was apropos of nothing. 8.5 gigs, organized by name. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290/39 "2003-04-09T16:00:52Z")
I, too, have no porn on my home PC. However, I do have a whole bunch of pics which at worst would be considered “R”. ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290/40 "2003-04-09T16:12:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Philster \* > \*\*Computer Porn = more organized than any other files I have. > \*\* Same here. I’ve really only invested the time to organize my video clips though. The pictures (which I no longer accumulate; I’m exclusively video now) are loosely organized into a couple of folders, such as “Amateurs,” “Porn Stars,” etc. But all the video clips are in one folder,renamed to be in aphabetical order. I have about 10 different categories. I have about 180 clips totalling about 12 Gigs, and about 1,000 pics. And before I saw this thread I thought I had a problem. But after reading about all _you_ freaks, I feel just fine. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-organize-your-computer-porn/167290.md?page=3)