# Do you pee in the shower?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 31, 2012, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632 "2012-12-31T03:40:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632/61 "2013-01-01T05:12:46Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> There’s a fine line. Peeing while you’re taking a shower is okay. But peeing while you’re doing the dishes is a bad idea.

sink has a drain too.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632/62 "2013-01-01T05:26:29Z")

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> [@Curiosity\_Kills\_Her](#):
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> I pee in Leaffan’s shower.  
> Wait. It _is_ Leaffan’s shower we all pee in, right?

> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#):
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> Yep. **Leaffan’s**. That’s where I go to pee, too. Long trip - I really have to plan ahead sometimes.
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> -D/a

You guys crack me up. 😛

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632/63 "2013-01-01T07:08:53Z")

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The only Buddy Hackett line I remember is:

“Bob Hope is a classy guy. He’s such a classy guy that he gets out of the shower to take a leak.”

I heard that when I was 12 and for some reason remember it today.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632/64 "2013-01-01T08:22:50Z")

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I don’t believe in peeing.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632/65 "2013-01-01T13:31:34Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> I don’t believe in peeing.

How do you feel about showering?

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632/66 "2013-01-01T14:41:23Z")

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> [@Musicat](#):
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> How do you feel about showering?

I accept the use of the word figuratively such as “he showered her with affection,” but no further than that.

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632/67 "2013-01-01T15:47:56Z")

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I pee, shave, and brush my teeth. Sometimes I will wash an article of clothing. Rarely I might even masturbate. On occasion I nap.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632/68 "2013-01-01T16:28:17Z")

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> [@jackdavinci](#):
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> I pee, shave, and brush my teeth. Sometimes I will wash an article of clothing. Rarely I might even masturbate. On occasion I nap.

Heh. Many moon’s ago I would take laundry into the shower or bathtub. “Might as well get this all done at once”.

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632/69 "2013-01-02T13:22:37Z")

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> [@Tangent](#):
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> You ATE it?!! :eek:
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> 😉

Ha!  
Well…no sense in letting it go to waste…

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**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632/70 "2013-01-02T14:14:35Z")

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I have peed in there, but it’s not as if I do it regularly. I masturbate in there much more often. I shave in there every day. And for some reason, the idea of brushing my teeth in the shower sort of grosses me out. I blow my nose in there. I have never, to my knowledge, taken a dump or puked in the shower.

I guess that covers all of my bodily functions.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632/71 "2013-01-02T15:20:26Z")

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> [@corkboard](#):
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> I blow my nose in there.

The other day, I heard my older son calling me from his shower. He wanted me to hand him a kleenex, so he could blow his nose. I told him to just blow into his fingers.

“Ew! That’s gross!”

“Yes, but you’re surrounded by soap. You can wash your hands when you’re done.”

And he was enlightened.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632/72 "2013-01-02T15:29:35Z")

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I will admit something to you guys that I am not very proud of.

I have pooped in the shower before ☹

It was not fun.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632/73 "2013-01-02T15:50:22Z")

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> [@Meatros](#):
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> After my baby was safely taken away in a towel, it was up to me to drain the tub and to make sure all the remnants made it down the drain. This involved some chopsticks and an iron stomach.

Next time I eat over at your place, we’re having Italian.

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**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632/74 "2013-01-02T17:48:57Z")

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Next time someone wants to use my shower I’m going to be like, sorry man, out of order. Yeah, both of them are all the way broke. I don’t care if you ARE my kid, go shower at the YWCA or something, sicko.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632/75 "2013-01-02T19:28:29Z")

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What is genuinely surprising is that after 73 responses, no one has spoken of showering in pee.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632/76 "2013-01-02T19:30:22Z")

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> [@For You](#):
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> What is genuinely surprising is that after 73 responses, no one has spoken of showering in pee.

The have web… ah, never mind.

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**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632/77 "2013-01-02T19:37:40Z")

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No, I do not as a rule pee in the shower, I’ve done it once or twice and it’s not for me.

Now if I ever buy another house I see there is a 67% chance the shower will have been peed in. Bring out the bleach.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632/78 "2013-01-02T19:48:00Z")

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Actually, 84%, not 67%. 😛

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632/79 "2013-01-02T19:53:38Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Actually, 84%, not 67%. 😛

And perhaps as high as 95%. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/645632/80 "2013-01-02T20:00:47Z")

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> [@control-z](#):
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> No, I do not as a rule pee in the shower, I’ve done it once or twice and it’s not for me.
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> Now if I ever buy another house I see there is a 67% chance the shower will have been peed in. Bring out the bleach.

Given that more than one person has probably used that shower, I think it would be approaching 100%.

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