# Do you pee in the shower?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 5, 2001, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632 "2001-11-05T17:25:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![whatmove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecc23a/32.png) [@whatmove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whatmove)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632/21 "2001-11-05T23:26:24Z")

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Lsura, that is one of the coolest things I’ve seen on the web. I wish I were a woman just so I could try it. I’ll have a lot of respect for any woman I meet who regularly pees standing up (and I’m not trying to be kinky here, I just think it’s cool).

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**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632/22 "2001-11-05T23:47:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lsura \*  
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by mlerose \*  
> > \*\*(and yes, I pee in the shower. Why wouldn’t I? It’s the only time I can pee standing up without making a mess!) \*\*
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> But wait! You can learn to _[Pee Standing Up!](http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html)_  
> \*\*

I can do that. Not well enough for it to be a real-life practical skill, though, so I only do it for fun in the shower.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632/23 "2001-11-06T00:22:54Z")

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nope, sorry! i keep my hygene and excratory functions seperate. and, yes, i know. i can’t spell.

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**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632/24 "2001-11-06T00:26:06Z")

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You mean there are people who don’t pee in the shower?  
I understand the whole idea that the toilet is next to the shower, but even if I go before I get into the shower, I have to go once I’m in there.

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**Author:** ![urban1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d07c76/32.png) [@urban1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/urban1)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632/25 "2001-11-06T00:33:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lsura \*  
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by mlerose \*  
> > \*\*(and yes, I pee in the shower. Why wouldn’t I? It’s the only time I can pee standing up without making a mess!) \*\*
> 
> But wait! You can learn to _[Pee Standing Up!](http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html)_
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> I can’t do it. But then, I’ve never really tried. And yes. I pee in the shower. Heck, everything will be washed afterward, and the shower washes it down. \*\*

Hey, ladies. You could write your name in the snow with that. 😃

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**Author:** ![mlerose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@mlerose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlerose)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632/26 "2001-11-06T00:55:22Z")

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I’ve seen the pee standing up web site. My roommate has practiced for about a year now. She’s still not gotten any closer to being non-messy about it. When she’s able to do it, maybe I’ll give it a try.

I’m not interested in the funnel apparatus, either. Besides, after having peed in the shower pretty much my whole life, I’ve gotten pretty good at aiming for the drain.

This is what, my 7th post? and I’m letting you all in on my excretory habits. Guess you all just bring out the best in me.

pees in the toilet most of the time,  
mle

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**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632/27 "2001-11-06T01:21:13Z")

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no, no.

to find the really strange people you shouldn’t look for the people who don’t pee in the shower, for that you need to find those wierdos that don’t sh\*t in the shower.

what?

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**Author:** ![non-native](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@non-native](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/non-native)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632/28 "2001-11-06T01:57:14Z")

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Of course. Doesn’t everyone? If you don’t, you should because…

1. Come on, you’re already in the shower so if you somehow manage to pee on yourself, you can just rinse it off.

2. Saves water. Flushing a toilet wastes a lot of water, and why do that when you can do it without wasting ANY water? This is because when you first turn the water on you have to wait for it to warm up, and that’s when you should pee. (or whenever during the shower is fine too.)

3. I don’t wanna be the only lazy bastard that pees in the shower.

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**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632/29 "2001-11-06T02:09:32Z")

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Yes, at least, I did until my boyfriend asked me to stop. Grosses him out. Me, I never really gave it a second thought.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632/30 "2001-11-06T02:38:17Z")

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Quote from movie I can’t remember which: “Whats the definition of a schmuck?.. A guy who gets out of the shower to pee…”

I’m no schmuck…😃

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**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632/31 "2001-11-06T02:51:29Z")

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I _always_ pee in the shower. It can cause problems at work, because at lunchtime, I need someone to spray me with a hose just so I can piddle. It used to bother my brother, when we roomed together in college. I always cleaned up after myself!

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632/32 "2001-11-06T04:10:16Z")

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Yes I pee in the shower. In the showers at school, we have had a few pissing contests. Never bothered me at all.

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632/33 "2001-11-06T05:20:41Z")

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Can’t say that I ever have. “Do you pee in the bath?”–Now that would be an interesting thread.

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**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632/34 "2001-11-06T05:39:20Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by seawitch \*  
> **I have, however, made a note of the fact that you don’t mind peeing in your shower.**

Well, **seawitch** , if you’re taking a shower in _my_ place, then its easy to say we’ve already…

Nope. Can’t go there.

-smile-

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**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632/35 "2001-11-06T06:23:51Z")

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Yep, me too. It’s just that nice warm warm water…aaahhh. And of course i do it before I soap up everything, 'cause the soap, shampoo, etc will WASH it all down the drain. I mean, that’s a logical deduction. So phooey to all of you non-peeers-in-the-shower! You’re missing out on a pleasurable experience…  
Lorie

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**Author:** ![whatmove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecc23a/32.png) [@whatmove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whatmove)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632/36 "2001-11-06T06:40:24Z")

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Lsura, that is one of the coolest things I’ve seen on the web. I wish I were a woman just so I could try it. I’ll have a lot of respect for any woman I meet who regularly pees standing up (and I’m not trying to be kinky here, I just think it’s cool).

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**Author:** ![whatmove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecc23a/32.png) [@whatmove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whatmove)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632/37 "2001-11-06T06:43:07Z")

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sorry for the re-post, my browser’s playing tricks on me

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**Author:** ![zut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zut/32/2875_2.png) [@zut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zut)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632/38 "2001-11-06T12:56:11Z")

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For those of you interested,

[An earlier discussion of shower urination](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=40318), inexplicably locked.

[Another discussion of same](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=27543), inexplicably moved to the Pit.

Not that this isn’t a subjects that deserves resurrection every so often, anyway.

[sub]Of course, I’m using the word “inexplicably” in its loosest sense.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Shampoop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@Shampoop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shampoop)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2001, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632/39 "2001-11-06T13:26:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by non-native \*  
> \*\*Of course. Doesn’t everyone? If you don’t, you should because…
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> 1. Come on, you’re already in the shower so if you somehow manage to pee on yourself, you can just rinse it off.\*\*

this leads me to a further question: if you pee on the soap, does that have to be washed off?

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-pee-in-the-shower/91632/40 "2001-11-07T01:04:16Z")

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Well, [soap is always dirty](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_398.html).

And add me to the “peein’ in the shower” group.

Oh, one more totally unrelated tangent, based on seeing **Shampoop** ’s username: When I was really, really young, I used to think “poo” and “poop” were bad words. The logical consequence? When I would bathe, I would refer to the hair-washing detergent as “sham-big-potty.”

This excruciatingly cute child moment brought to you by me.

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