# Do you piss in the shower?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 7, 2002, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675 "2002-05-07T05:59:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Surreal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Surreal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surreal)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2002, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675/21 "2002-05-07T17:24:28Z")

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I know you’re only in the shower for a short period of time, but you’re ignoring the psychological factor of all that water trickling down your body.

Being in the shower, looking at a fountain, watching the rain trickling down- all of these things make you have to pee. But the shower is the only place where you have the freedom to act on it!

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**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2002, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675/22 "2002-05-07T17:36:59Z")

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Yep, as long as the water from the shower is running.

Hey, it all ends up in the same place anyway, right?

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675/23 "2002-05-08T00:06:24Z")

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Wasn’t there a Seinfeld episode where George almost got kicked out of a health club for doing this?  
He was claiming it all went down the same pipes to the same sewer and screaming he would call a plumber to prove it.

I’ve heard some people say that there are different pipes taking different routes…sewage for toilets, different sewage for kitchen sink. I do not believe them, although it would be a good idea to be able to recycle “grey” water, I believe it currently all goes to the same place.

However, isn’t there an exception with street runoff going directly into lakes and oceans - hence the ban on pouring toxic crap out into streets?  
Which probably means peeing in the shower good, peeing in the street behind police car bad.

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**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675/24 "2002-05-08T04:30:46Z")

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I just find that it saves me time in the morning to pee while showering. Why make an extra stop at the toilet first when, while I am rubbing shampoo in my hair I can also get my morning whiz out of the way at the same time.

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**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675/25 "2002-05-08T04:38:31Z")

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I don’t. Never have, never will. I’ve been known to have to go while I’m in the shower at school, and…well, it’s a mad rush to get out, dry off, get dressed, go to a stall, get undressed, sit down, and pee.

I just think it’s rude. And, for women, it’s a bit messier–gets on the legs sometimes and stuff.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675/26 "2002-05-08T05:10:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by flup \*  
> **No, I saved you a mess.  
> These are tips you won’t even see on Martha Stewart.**

Can I marry you, flup?

Yeah, I pee in the shower. But it takes a while for my shower to warm up, especially if I’m showering early (like before my apartment neighbors have up and showered) it takes like 5 minutes for the damn thing to heat up. Then I take the moment to pee in the toilet. Then, oddly enough, I tend to wash my hands. Like I’m not gonna be in the shower in 30 seconds?

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**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675/27 "2002-05-08T05:19:25Z")

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[ul]**[sup]RUDE, CRUDE & UNATTRACTIVE[/sup]** 😛 [sub]I don’t crap in the woods either.[/sub][/ul]

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**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675/28 "2002-05-08T05:19:56Z")

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Only if I have to go. I mean, the soap is right there, everyone.

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**Author:** ![Omnivore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e47774/32.png) [@Omnivore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omnivore)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675/29 "2002-05-08T05:28:52Z")

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Well, yeah!

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675/30 "2002-05-08T05:37:15Z")

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Well, I generally take baths . . . so no. 😃

Actually, I generally just do my business before I take a shower. Or do the dishes. Or do any other activity involving the sound of running water. Preemptive strike and all that.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675/31 "2002-05-08T06:20:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Nacho4Sara \*  
> \*\*Only if I have to go. I mean, the soap is right there, everyone. \*\*

Soap isn’t even necessary. Everything in urine is water soluble. That is sort of the point. So, everything washes away nicely.

At any rate, I feel more secure in my position now that **Nacho4Sara** is on my side. Anyone with such a cool username can’t be wrong often.

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**Author:** ![Tsubaki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@Tsubaki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tsubaki)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675/32 "2002-05-08T09:31:27Z")

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Yes, I do. And I see nothing wrong with it.

So there!

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**Author:** ![Dieter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dieter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dieter)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675/33 "2002-05-08T09:36:47Z")

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I only pee in Phlip’s shower.

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**Author:** ![sandalfeet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@sandalfeet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandalfeet)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675/34 "2002-05-08T21:32:53Z")

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yeah, why not? I shower first thing in the morning so i usually have a full bladder. Peeing in the shower saves time anyways

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**Author:** ![shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shrew)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675/35 "2002-05-08T23:22:17Z")

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Yep. No qualms about it either.

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**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675/36 "2002-05-09T07:15:40Z")

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Yes I do, my husband thinks it’s a little icky, but after I pointed out to him that it’s the only chance I get to stand up to pee, he saw my point.Besides what’s the harm if you’re standing right over the drain. I just can’t believe more people don’t do it.

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**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675/37 "2002-05-09T08:00:11Z")

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Chalk me down as another shower pisser (or, efficient-micturaters as we like to call ourselves :)). Saves time and saves water.

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**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675/38 "2002-05-09T08:17:56Z")

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Well, sure. But the problem is I got so used to doing it that now I can’t take a shower _without_ peeing (or reeeally needing to)! 😉

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**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675/39 "2002-05-09T13:14:22Z")

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Glad it’s not just me, **DesertGeezer**!

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**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-piss-in-the-shower/107675/40 "2002-05-09T14:04:37Z")

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Do bears shit in the woods?

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