# Do you prefer short or long?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-short-or-long/37741
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [October 21, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-short-or-long/37741 "2000-10-21T02:12:14Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
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### Author: ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-short-or-long/37741/1 "2000-10-21T02:12:14Z")

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I’m referring to threads, of course.

Personally, I hardly ever read threads that are over a page long. My eyes kind of glaze right past them. On the other hand, I’ll read threads with less than 10 posts no matter how dull I find the subject.

Logically, it would seem I’m in a minority - long threads must be more popular than short threads - but I thought I’d check. So what is Your Humble Opinion?

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### Author: ![annalamerino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b3f665/32.png) [@annalamerino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/annalamerino)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-short-or-long/37741/2 "2000-10-21T02:15:24Z")

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I don’t like to respond to threads after about the 4th one, but will read threads of any length.

The IMHO threads are an exception, where I will respond anyway, whether I think people are still reading or not.  
Not sure why, but that’s how I do it.

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### Author: ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-short-or-long/37741/3 "2000-10-21T02:53:48Z")

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I like long threads if I got in on them when they were just starting out. Coming in at the end of a long thread feels kinda like butting in, so I do it as little as possible.

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### Author: ![Bluemonchichi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@Bluemonchichi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluemonchichi)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-short-or-long/37741/4 "2000-10-21T03:19:40Z")

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I like the short threads. I generally won’t read a thread past 2 pages, unless I am **really** interested in the subject line.

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### Author: ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-short-or-long/37741/5 "2000-10-21T04:29:53Z")

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Girth is more important than length. 😛

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### Author: ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-short-or-long/37741/6 "2000-10-21T04:38:34Z")

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Smeghead~

I ALWAYS read any thread started by you, just because I love your Rimmer sig so much.

So sue me.

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### Author: ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2000, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-short-or-long/37741/7 "2000-10-21T04:41:13Z")

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Woo-hoo!!

I just realized we’re not going to hear from the long-thread lovers unless this gets longer. The logic involved here is getting convoluted…

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### Author: ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-short-or-long/37741/8 "2000-10-21T05:08:08Z")

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I like to respond initially to short threads, but I always hope that thread will get longer… so I can be participating during that whole time, you see.

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### Author: ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2000, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-short-or-long/37741/9 "2000-10-21T05:28:18Z")

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Much as I hate to pass up the obvious double-entendre in this thread’s title, I’ll answer seriously:

I prefer short threads.  
By the time a thread has gotten 2 pages long, all the important points have been made, and what discussion remains consists primarily of a couple of people nitpicking each other to death over one or two inconsequential words they said 2 posts ago.

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### Author: ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2000, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-short-or-long/37741/10 "2000-10-21T13:27:00Z")

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**Tracer**

Absolutely bang on.

Sometimes the diversions a thread takes can be more interesting than the original subject, this happens more in GD than anywhere else.

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### Author: ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2000, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-short-or-long/37741/11 "2000-10-21T13:28:55Z")

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Depends on the thread. No matter how much I wanted to, I just could not slug it out through every single post on the Destroyer vrs. the Enterprise. It was just too long. However, I could make it through the entire 4 pages or so of the most embarrassing things that happened during sex, or whatever that thread was called. I’ve also read the entire Vaguely Vaguely Creepy thread.

So in summary, I seem to be able to make it through long threads if I’m laughing or creeped out, but not if it’s just a nitpicking argument. Also, if I start reading it when it first got posted, it’s not a chore to keep up.

Oh, and add me to the list of fans of your Rimmer sig. I think I’m going to start using that in conversation.
