# Do you prefer your pickles sliced or whole?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 16, 2017, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146 "2017-06-16T22:02:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146/1 "2017-06-16T22:02:42Z")

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Me, I like them better whole. They’re juicer and crunchier that way.

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**Author:** ![eenerms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@eenerms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eenerms)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146/2 "2017-06-16T22:18:02Z")

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I hate Pickles in stuff, like potato salad, egg salad and tuna salad. But other than that a slice one once in awhile is ok.

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**Author:** ![Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/77aa72/32.png) [@Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fluffy_PickleSniffer)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146/3 "2017-06-16T22:18:32Z")

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Oh YUM! PICKLES! I LOVE PICKLES! Will take them sliced or whole, preferably whole. Dill over sweet but bread and butter pickles are also to die for. PICKLES! MMmmmm!

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**Author:** ![Yodalicious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yodalicious/32/8195_2.png) [@Yodalicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yodalicious)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146/4 "2017-06-16T22:28:06Z")

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Yes

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146/5 "2017-06-16T22:59:31Z")

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Depends of the pickle. Cornichons and gherkins I eat whole. Larger pickles I eat sliced or speared. Or relished.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146/6 "2017-06-16T23:05:11Z")

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Depends how I’m eating them. On a burger or a dog, I don’t want a whole one. 🙂  
I sometimes eat pickles with hot sauce. Halves, or the spears in jars are fine for this. I don’t have a problem with whole pickles, except that that’s a lot of pickle, so I tend not to eat them that way.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146/7 "2017-06-16T23:12:55Z")

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Isn’t this question equivalent to “Do you prefer your pickles on sandwiches or by themselves”?

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146/8 "2017-06-16T23:51:29Z")

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Define “sliced.” Spears, yay. Into flat disks, boo.

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146/9 "2017-06-16T23:56:21Z")

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Define “pickles” for us non-Americans. Judging by silenus’s post, you mean gherkins/cornichons rather than pickled onions/eggs/beetroots/anything else, yes?

If so, I’m voting whole, but I’ve yet to meet a pickle I’ve not liked.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146/10 "2017-06-17T01:01:41Z")

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Do you mean buying pickles sliced into rings or spears IN THE JAR? No, I don’t do that. They get all limp and dejected.

It’s the only way bread-and-butter pickles come, so yes for those, although I’ve only bought a jar of them once in 40 years.

Cutting a pickle with a knife is not onerous.

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**Author:** ![minor7flat5](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/minor7flat5/32/258_2.png) [@minor7flat5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minor7flat5)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146/11 "2017-06-17T01:06:20Z")

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> [@Baron\_Greenback](#):
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> Define “pickles” for us non-Americans. Judging by silenus’s post, you mean gherkins/cornichons rather than pickled onions/eggs/beetroots/anything else, yes?
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> If so, I’m voting whole, but I’ve yet to meet a pickle I’ve not liked.

These: [pickles](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlasic_Pickles#/media/File:VlasicPickles.JPG)

Whole. All the way.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146/12 "2017-06-17T01:07:20Z")

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> [@Baron\_Greenback](#):
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> Define “pickles” for us non-Americans. Judging by silenus’s post, you mean gherkins/cornichons rather than pickled onions/eggs/beetroots/anything else, yes?

Exactly. To an Americanski, a “pickle” is a pickled cucumber. Everything else is a “pickled ‘something else.’”

We also call a “beetroot” a “beet.” The upper part of the plant is “beet greens.” I mention this because I have a jar of home-pickled beets and eggs in the fridge, and now I want some.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146/13 "2017-06-17T01:08:59Z")

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Americans have all of those other sorts of pickles, but to an American, “a pickle” without any qualifiers always means a cucumber (gherkin).

And pickles are better on sandwiches than straight, therefore they’re better sliced than whole.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146/14 "2017-06-17T01:21:51Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> …pickles are better on sandwiches than straight, therefore they’re better sliced than whole.

Dude. It has clearly been TOO LONG since you hit Corky & Lenny’s.

Git over to Chagrin Blvd and have them bring you a bowl of half-sours, garlic dills, and pickled tomatoes, and a brisket sandwich on rye with horseradish mustard. Eat alternately.

[http://corkyandlennys.com/history/](http://corkyandlennys.com/history/)

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**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146/15 "2017-06-17T01:40:24Z")

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^ Dammit, **Ike** , it’s too late at night here for me to _eat_ those delectables, let alone _find_ them in NE Florida. _sob_ I’m goin’a bed.

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**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146/16 "2017-06-17T01:47:45Z")

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Whole, of course.

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**Author:** ![tenacious\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tenacious\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tenacious_j)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146/17 "2017-06-17T01:49:36Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> Define “sliced.” Spears, yay. Into flat disks, boo.

sliced in discs like hamburger pickles is gross for dills but ok for thick sliced bread and butter pickles. I voted sliced because I like spears, and find whole cukes too big, messy, and hard to bite.

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**Author:** ![Balthisar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/balthisar/32/2825_2.png) [@Balthisar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balthisar)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146/18 "2017-06-17T02:10:02Z")

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To eat, whole; as a condiment, some type of slice.

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**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146/19 "2017-06-17T02:10:12Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> Me, I like them better whole. They’re juicer and crunchier that way.

It depends on how I am using the pickle. If I am using the pickle as a condiment, I like them sliced. If I am using the pickle as a snack, whole please.

ETA: Ninja’d!

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**Post date:** [June 17, 2017, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-prefer-your-pickles-sliced-or-whole/789146/20 "2017-06-17T03:49:32Z")

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Since we can our own, I prefer them sliced. More surface area to soak up the spicy goodness, plus you can get more into the jar.

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