# Do you remember "...do it..."

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 4, 2021, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608 "2021-01-04T01:34:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![ASGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@ASGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/1 "2021-01-04T01:34:10Z")

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Time to jump in your Wayback Machine and remember something from, as I recall, the early to late 1970s. There was this sort of fad about making a statement associating sexual intercourse with the speakers industry/hobby/business. I’m a printer; by education and a long career in printing and publishing. Our mantra at the time was “Printers do it reproductively.” I also remember “Scuba divers do it deeper.”

I can remember many more, but will pass. What do you remember?

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/2 "2021-01-04T01:37:28Z")

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Every occupation had one of these. For his birthday, my stepdad got a license plate frame that said **Welders do it with Spark**

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**Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/3 "2021-01-04T01:39:44Z")

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> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#):
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> Every occupation had one of these. For his birthday, my stepdad got a license plate frame that said **Welders do it with Spark** -

Welders do it with a metal rod.  
Welders do it with a hot nozzle.

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/4 "2021-01-04T01:41:54Z")

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My mom had the bumper sticker **Teachers do it with Class**. That one probably wouldn’t fly today.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/5 "2021-01-04T01:45:49Z")

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Runners do it in their shorts.

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**Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/6 "2021-01-04T02:03:50Z")

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“Glaziers score the most.”

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**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/7 "2021-01-04T02:39:17Z")

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Trombone players do it in seven positions

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**Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/8 "2021-01-04T04:31:20Z")

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I went on a spring concert tour up the coast of California with the Loyola Marymount choruses in 1977. On our free touristy day in Carmel, I got a custom made T-shirt that read “BASSES DO IT DEEPER.” My best friend (a tenor) got one that said “TENORS HOLD IT HIGHER, LONGER.”

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**Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/9 "2021-01-04T05:31:20Z")

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“Football players have deeper penetration.”

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**Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/10 "2021-01-04T05:40:03Z")

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My first career was in environmental education. My bumper sticker said “Naturalists are better lookers.”

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**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/11 "2021-01-04T08:54:59Z")

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For me it was Archaeologists will date any old thing.

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**Author:** ![jaycat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaycat/32/3015_2.png) [@jaycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaycat)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/12 "2021-01-04T13:27:09Z")

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> [@ASGuy](#):
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> Our mantra at the time was “Printers do it reproductively.”

And ‘proofreaders never miss their periods.’

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**Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/13 "2021-01-04T14:28:30Z")

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> [@jaycat](#):
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> And ‘proofreaders never miss their periods.’

Or a bang 🙂

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**Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/14 "2021-01-04T14:31:47Z")

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Electricians do it till it Hz.

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**Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/15 "2021-01-04T14:32:36Z")

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> [@Mr.Me](#):
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> Electricians do it till it Hz. -

Electricians are AC/DC.

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**Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/16 "2021-01-04T16:17:13Z")

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Bank tellers do it with interest. Significant penalty for early withdrawal.

Janitors do it dirty, but clean up afterwards.

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**Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/17 "2021-01-04T16:27:12Z")

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Snakes do it on the low down.  
Pilots do it in the cockpit.

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**Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/18 "2021-01-04T17:03:21Z")

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I recall seeing a shirt back in the day (maybe 1983 or so) that said “Divers do it deeper” that made me chuckle.

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**Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/19 "2021-01-04T17:23:54Z")

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> [@jaycat](#):
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> And ‘proofreaders never miss their periods.’

And typographers do it with character.

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**Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/20 "2021-01-04T22:12:40Z")

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Runway models do it with style (so do hairdressers)  
Lumberjacks do it with wood  
Procrastinators do it later  
Accountants depreciate you but collectors appreciate you  
Accountants are great with figures  
Nurses call the shots

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