# Do you remember "...do it..."

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 4, 2021, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608 "2021-01-04T01:34:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/21 "2021-01-05T00:22:22Z")

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Miss Manners does it properly.

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**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/22 "2021-01-05T02:41:48Z")

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Electricians do it without shorts.

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**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2021, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/23 "2021-12-10T13:58:11Z")

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Librarians do it by the book.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2021, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/24 "2021-12-10T14:22:39Z")

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Zombies always rise again.

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2021, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/25 "2021-12-10T14:45:19Z")

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In high school (mid 1990’s, so decades after the OP is referencing) there were a series of popular “Big Johnson” t-shirts, which relied on sexual innuendo (I.e. Big Johnson pool hall. Liquor in the front, poker in the rear).

So this is not a one-time thing. As I recall, my debate team wanted to make t-shirts that said:

Debaters do it orally

Another one I remember:

Drummers do it with rhythm

ETA: the first Valentine’s Day I was dating my wife, I bought her pajamas that said “Insomniacs do it at night”

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2021, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/26 "2021-12-10T15:01:42Z")

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Not quite the proper form, but I did see this back in the day:

“Let a telephone man put it in.”

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**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2021, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/27 "2021-12-10T21:41:35Z")

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A friend of mine said her marching band mates had tee shirts made that read “Trombone players do it in VII positions.” (It helps if you know trombone notation. The band parents apparently didn’t.)

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2021, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/28 "2021-12-11T02:27:06Z")

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The Beatles do it in the road.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/p4E6KtQg_z0/maxresdefault.jpg "Why Don't We Do It In The Road? (Remastered 2009)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4E6KtQg_z0)

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**Post date:** [December 11, 2021, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/29 "2021-12-11T05:51:15Z")

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Tree surgeons get into more crotches.

> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Pilots do it in the cockpit.

Glider pilots keep it up longer.

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**Post date:** [December 11, 2021, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/30 "2021-12-11T09:58:16Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> Tree surgeons get into more crotches.
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> > [@running\_coach](#):
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> > Pilots do it in the cockpit.
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> Glider pilots keep it up longer. -

Glider pilots do it without power.

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**Author:** ![batsto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b2d939/32.png) [@batsto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/batsto)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2021, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-remember-do-it/929608/31 "2021-12-13T14:52:43Z")

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a friend’s dad (early 1990s) was a carpet installer, and he had a sticker on his car that said ‘carpet layers do it on their knees’

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