I was an only child, so no, there were generally no fights. I was a big TV watcher, but my parents, not so much.
I do remember one incident though, very clearly in fact.
It was during All in the Family, and not just any episode. It was the episode where Edith had just died. For me, this was a BIG DEAL.
So I was watching just as Archie paid for a bible that Edith supposedly had bought before she died. (The whole set up reeked of a Paper Moon scam, but never mind.) Anyway Archie’s whole syliloquy about his love for Edith was about to begin.
It was just then that my landlord decided to show up.
This, in itself, was not a problem for me. My mom was caretaker of the building, and she went to talk to him about some bonobos disguised as workmen that the landlord had hired for some job. Apparently, they had cut down some clotheslines just for laughs, tying them into hangman’s nooses and stuff.
Fine. Only my mom was really pissed about the clotheslines. And as she spoke with the landlord, her voice got louder and louder. So, I turned the TV up. And she talked louder to speak over the TV. So I turned the set louder, and she talked louder. Soon it was Archie wailing into Edith’s bedroom slipper, and my mom hollering about the clotheslines.
So one of the pinnacles of television history was ruined for me. After the landlord left, I let Mom know this, as calmly as I could, because my mom was pissed off enough already, and she would have torn my head off if I had started screaming. She looked surprised that I would care so much about a TV show when her clotheslines were at stake.
I’ve seen the Edith’s death episode several times since then. But it’s not the same. Plus I always think about the stupid clotheslines.
This was life before the VCR. We shall not see its like again.
P.S. Yes, I know this episode is really from Archie Bunker’s Place. Shut-up.