# Do you sleep with models? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 8, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705 "2000-06-08T01:20:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705/1 "2000-06-08T01:20:34Z")
HOLY SHIT!!! Can you guys believe this crap??? [http://fff.fathom.org/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000099.html](http://fff.fathom.org/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000099.html) ---
**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705/2 "2000-06-08T01:34:38Z")
Oh, my. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705/3 "2000-06-08T02:17:33Z")
Slept with a model once. Rolled over and broke its wing off. Never slept with a wall, but I imagine it’s a lot sturdier. ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705/4 "2000-06-08T02:27:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > HOLY SHIT!!! Can you guys believe this crap??? > \*\* No. ---
**Author:** ![Sneevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@Sneevil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sneevil)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705/5 "2000-06-08T02:44:05Z")
“Everywhere is… freaks and hairies… dykes and fairies… tell me what is wrong with me…” “I’d Love to Change the World” by 10 years after-1970 ---
**Author:** ![RatBastrd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b487fb/32.png) [@RatBastrd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RatBastrd)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705/6 "2000-06-08T02:53:33Z")
WOW, what will they come up with next? heheh, It defenitly takes all kinds! :o ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705/7 "2000-06-08T04:01:00Z")
Everyone’s a comedian!! This woman marries a wall…and noone finds it odd to say the least? ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705/8 "2000-06-08T04:35:55Z")
What a crock of shit. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705/9 "2000-06-08T04:37:33Z")
Drat. **Dropzone** beat me to it. I had a truly dreadful inspiration about a Fokker but it’s all for naught. Sorry, Angkins. Veb ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705/10 "2000-06-08T05:06:57Z")
So, this old Canadian pilot was talking about his exploits during WW2. He says, “I had dat Fokker dead in my sights and den…” He’s interupted by an annoying newbie, “Sir, Germany didn’t fly Fokkers in World War Two.” The old guy sez, “I don’t know what dat Fokker was flying, but I had 'im dead in my sights and …” ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705/11 "2000-06-08T05:24:51Z")
Okay, I’m sorry, but this pisses me off. What, Ang, people were being too polite over on Fathom for you? Thought you’d post it here to get the reaction you and kelli want? Sheesh. Real kind of you. And FTR, yes, I think it’s weird. But hey, whatever floats the woman’s boat. Is she hurting me? Hell no. Therefore, let her do whatever the hell she wants. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705/12 "2000-06-08T05:30:59Z")
A woman marries a wall; I avoid going to bed before 8 am if possible; my best friend thinks his cat is a scientific rationalist. It’s not your bloody concern. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705/13 "2000-06-08T05:46:15Z")
I’m willing to go along with just about anything, but a scientific rationalist cat? They are far too mystical and artistic for that. And Falcon, not that it’s any of my business and I have no idea what you’re talking about, but why the hostility? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705/14 "2000-06-08T05:51:20Z")
Drop - This thread was brought up on another board. Ang and kellibelli, in that thread, take the stance that this woman is sick and needs help. Manny people on that thread have disagreed with them and promoted tolerance. I tend to agree with them. I’m just amused that suddenly Ang brings this topic over when they wasn’t getting the reactions of outrage and horror they wanted. I think it’s rude. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705/15 "2000-06-08T06:01:06Z")
I see your point. You don’t need to lay off the caffeine, after all. As if I would suggest that anybody would abuse themselves like that. Thanks for the explanation. I am curious about the shocked responses. Doesn’t anybody recognize ideational art anymore? ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705/16 "2000-06-08T06:43:02Z")
Maybe I should expand on my earlier response. I don’t believe it. This website looks to me to be a somewhat more ornate version of that trailerpark site someone posted a while back, and I suspect the person claiming to be the woman on that website has to be pulling your legs. Isn’t it interesting that the objects of her affections are symbols of terror and repression? She was “married” to the Berlin Wall after being “engaged” to a guillotine? The wall and the guillotine “speak to her telepathically”? If she’s not doing this whole thing as a joke, she makes the people with tinfoil headgear look perfectly normal. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705/17 "2000-06-08T06:53:46Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m willing to go along with just about anything, but a scientific rationalist cat? They are far too mystical and artistic for that. You’ve never met Littl’un. James and I are both Wiccans, and this cat has absolutely no interest in magick of any kind, preferring to hide whenever anything even remotely spiritual is going on. She is also an incestuous lesbian who goes into heat every two weeks. I’m moving in with James in two months; maybe between us we’ll have enough money to get her fixed. 2nd Law: Actually, this woman has spoken to us on the MB. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705/18 "2000-06-08T06:54:53Z")
I meant: she’s spoken to us on the MB and seems rather sincere. ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705/19 "2000-06-08T07:21:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I meant: she’s spoken to us on the MB and seems rather sincere. > \*\* Yes, matt, I read the thread on fathom, and I think he/she did an excellent job of carrying on a dialogue. I still have to wonder about anyone who says walls and other inanimate objects communicate with him/her telepathically. Either an elaborate joke or someone’s a few bricks short of a load. ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705/20 "2000-06-08T11:43:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Drop - > > This thread was brought up on another board. Ang and kellibelli, in that thread, take the stance that this woman is sick and needs help. Manny people on that thread have disagreed with them and promoted tolerance. I tend to agree with them. > > I’m just amused that suddenly Ang brings this topic over when they wasn’t getting the reactions of outrage and horror they wanted. I think it’s rude. > \*\* I brought this over here because the people here seem to be less tolerant of bullshit, and less likely to take a stand with the group, rather they express some individuality in their opinions. For your information, Kelli does not even know I brought this here. You see I do not need to have Kelli’s permission or suggestion or whatever! Promoted tolerance??? Make me laugh! I never said I didn’t promote tolerance, I said “let the insanity continue”, so tell me dear Falcon how this possibly means I was being disagreed with??? It was ok for someone to ask about her consumating her marriage, but when I state I’d be jealouse with people staring, touching my husband…then that was somehow hostile??? I never said anything directly about this woman, I made a joke of it, not unlike some others, and now you claim people disagreed with me…oops I mean us? Well read back carefully, and let me know where I said that I supported Kelli’'s post, you won’t be able to find it…or you are reading too deep into what I write, which the way I see it makes you the unaccepting one. Go back to your flock of sheep, Falcon. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-sleep-with-models/21705.md?page=2)