# Do you think Anders Behring Breivik is different than Muslim terrorists?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 27, 2012, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092 "2012-04-27T01:15:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092/61 "2012-04-27T15:43:46Z")

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> [@Otkakonmiskilic](#):
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> Why ban? We are here to learn and discuss, right?

Because, twinkle toes, you’re advocating genocide. Calling for the wholesale slaughter of identifiable groups is pretty much a non learning experience for the rest of us.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092/62 "2012-04-27T15:45:13Z")

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Are you sure you are doing it right? It is of crucial importance that you fold the foil in parallel alignment with magnetic North, otherwise there is no functional shielding for the telepathic rays.

And may the sweet Baby Jesus shut your mouth and open your heart.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092/63 "2012-04-27T15:46:00Z")

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> [@Otkakonmiskilic](#):
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> Why ban? We are here to learn and discuss, right?

Given what you’ve written already, I’m not seeing much interest from you in either learning or discussing. People who want to learn and discuss don’t automatically brand anyone who disagrees with them as a “secret Muslim spy”, especially when what they’re disagreeing with is killing over 20% of the global population.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092/64 "2012-04-27T15:46:49Z")

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> [@Otkakonmiskilic](#):
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> Why ban? We are here to learn and discuss, right?

Yes we are, and you have been very successful in getting your point across in a clear and concise manner. In the last couple of days we have learned that you a hateful, illogical bigoted asshole.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092/65 "2012-04-27T15:48:23Z")

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Death to Norway!

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092/66 "2012-04-27T15:49:58Z")

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Got their asses kicked on a regular basis by the Swedes. By the _Swedes!_ Ha!

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**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092/67 "2012-04-27T15:51:11Z")

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> [@Otkakonmiskilic](#):
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> I troll you not. And you are all Muslim spy on this forum.

I confess. I am a Muslim spy. My spy headquarters is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and my real name is Barack Obama.

Now if you excuse me, I have more productive things to do than talk to you. Hey, those college transcripts don’t burn themselves.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092/68 "2012-04-27T15:56:56Z")

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Aside:

As a long time resident of Minnesota, I became curious about the ethnic derivation of my neighbors, specifically, is there any real difference between Norwegians and Swedes. So I asked some, and what I got was:

According to Norwegians, they are hard working, sober and industrious. According to Swedes, they are dull, uncurious and narrow-minded. According to Swedes, they are intelligent, educated and sophisticated. Norwegians regard Swedes as frivolous, flighty, and lazy.

Naught as queer as folk, eh?

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092/69 "2012-04-27T15:57:24Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Got their asses kicked on a regular basis by the Swedes. By the _Swedes!_ Ha!

Hey! We kicked [lots of people’s butts](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden#Swedish_Empire) back in the day! We just choose not to do it any more.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092/70 "2012-04-27T16:00:07Z")

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“OK, Olaf, lets go through this one more time, and pay attention! The correct order is ravage, plunder, pillage, and then burn!”

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092/71 "2012-04-27T16:01:51Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Yes we are, and you have been very successful in getting your point across in a clear and concise manner. In the last couple of days we have learned that you a hateful, illogical bigoted asshole.

And now we are discussing it.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092/72 "2012-04-27T16:03:38Z")

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> [@Otkakonmiskilic](#):
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> Why ban? We are here to learn and discuss, right?

Yes, we are here learn and discuss! This-a my wife, Oxana!

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092/73 "2012-04-27T16:04:22Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> According to Norwegians, they are hard working, sober and industrious. According to Swedes, they are dull, uncurious and narrow-minded. According to Swedes, they are intelligent, educated and sophisticated. Norwegians regard Swedes as frivolous, flighty, and lazy.

Of course Norwegians would think that. They’re too dumb to see how things really are.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092/74 "2012-04-27T16:19:40Z")

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> [@Otkakonmiskilic](#):
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> Why ban? We are here to learn and discuss, right?

We’re not here to discuss murdering a fifth of the world’s population. Anyway, the board rules prohibit wishing death on another poster; you have deemed that everyone else posting in this thread is a Muslim, and that all Muslims should be killed. Therefore, you are in violation of the rules at least 44 times over and must be banned.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092/75 "2012-04-27T16:20:16Z")

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> [@Grey](#):
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> Because, twinkle toes, you’re advocating genocide. Calling for the wholesale slaughter of identifiable groups is pretty much a non learning experience for the rest of us.

Wait, wait, wait! Now, hang on here. Should we really just be so dismissive of the idea of murdering a couple billion innocent people? I mean, they’re dirty, right? So, you know, why not?

Geez. Just when I think the internet has completely destroyed my faith in humanity, someone comes along to teach me that I still have a few shreds by annihilating THEM, too.

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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092/76 "2012-04-27T16:52:37Z")

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Dammit, you mean we’re _all_ secret Muslims here? Where am I supposed to send my reports in, now?

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**Author:** ![Norse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9adbd/32.png) [@Norse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092/77 "2012-04-27T16:55:28Z")

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> [@Anne\_Neville](#):
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> Hey! We kicked [lots of people’s butts](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden#Swedish_Empire) back in the day! We just choose not to do it any more.

\<Crocodile Dundee\>  
You call **that** kicking butt? [This](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Viking_Expansion.svg) was kicking butt!  
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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092/78 "2012-04-27T16:59:22Z")

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> [@mister\_nyx](#):
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> It’s weird that someone with a Turkish name would advocate genocide of Muslims.

(((Armenians)))

Mind you, there are far fewer people of Armenian descent than there should be.

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092/79 "2012-04-27T16:59:29Z")

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> [@Merneith](#):
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> Dammit, you mean we’re _all_ secret Muslims here? Where am I supposed to send my reports in, now?

Can we send the secret Muslim overlords copies of the reports we send our secret Jewish overlords, or are they going to expect some totally different format? As long as they don’t make me use some buggy Windows-only software, I suppose it won’t be _too_ bad.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-anders-behring-breivik-is-different-than-muslim-terrorists/620092/80 "2012-04-27T17:12:24Z")

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> [@Anne\_Neville](#):
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> Can we send the secret Muslim overlords copies of the reports we send our secret Jewish overlords, or are they going to expect some totally different format?

Never mind, they’re actually the same committee. They’re just pretending that Muslims and Jews are different groups. For tax purposes. And to confuse the non-dirty people.

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