Polite?
Maybe for a tea-bagger, or some other troglodyte, dude! But you and me, brother-mine, being the liberal Democrats that we are, we endeavor to be juuuuuuuust a tad bit politererer, right?
“Citizens” seems like the best term for a sensitive guy like you—it really fits your liberal style. But let me play Devil’s Advocate for just a moment. “Citizens” would be seen as a loaded term by Tightie-Righties. After all, they would say—how many other American citizens does somebody refer to as “citizen”, rather than simply “man”, “woman”, “boy”, “girl”, “baby”, etc.? The Wingnuts would never call them “citizens”; indeed we’ve noticed that fact in this thread.
To hell with them, dammit! We’re liberals, right?* These children are our brethren. Fellow human-beings that need to be nurtured and cared for. Fellow CITIZENS. Let’s show them the respect that every living creature on this beautiful, blue, planet Earth—from Snail Darter to Mexicano—deserves.
Let’s call a spade a spade (I know you got my back on this one, my leftist homey) and just tell it like it is—these precious little brown bundles of joy should be called “Citizens” and nothing less. It doesn’t matter if Maria keeps dropping mewling litter after litter, eh Amigo? Citizens they are, and citizens they shall always be… you with me, compadre?
I feel your liberal love, man. Don’t let the doubters here be a buzzkill. You and me, man? We’re gonna make this a more beautiful world one citizen at a time!!
War Is Not Good for Children and Other Living Things! Flower Power! Live Simply That Others May Simply Live! Make Love Not War! Love thy Neighbor! Yes We Can! Drill Baby, Drill!!
Tell these guys I’m right about this,* Cyclone**. I mean—I believe you and all, my liberal, lefty, brother—but I have the sense that some other folks are doubting on ya. Like that Czarcasm dude, with his almost mocking query in post #66!!! Some nerve, that guy!! I say, answer his question and make him eat his words!
I’m betting that your three favorite liberals are Paul Wellstone, Al Franken, and Hubert Humphrey. Your profile says California, but I’m getting a sensible Minnesotan kinda vibe from you.
But maybe you’re more of a Classics guy? Maybe you’d go for FDR, JFK, and LBJ?? Hmmm… wait… surely those three are a little too moderate for your tastes, right?
Gosh darn it, I give up trying to guess. Why don’t you just tell us and end the suspense? I’m dying here!! No matter who you choose, Mr. Czarcasm-Guy is sure to have huervo on his face, Comrade!!!