# Do you think there's anything strange going on here? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 5, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526 "2011-01-05T19:56:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526/41 "2011-01-06T22:19:55Z")
“Damn those papparazzi. Can’t take a trip outside the house without crowds following me everywhere I go. Hey! I know… wanna give them something to go apeshit about?” ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526/42 "2011-01-06T22:22:47Z")
“Good idea, mom! Uh, I don’t know, we can act like a pair of lovers. I mean, if you’re cool with that. Ha ha ha, never mind, I was just joking. What a stupid idea huh? What? You wanna? All right!” ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526/43 "2011-01-07T00:18:37Z")
Could they be practicing dancing? Like is his Prom coming up or something? That hand on the boob shot is just yuck though. . . ---
**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526/44 "2011-01-07T00:26:43Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > [here](http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1101/stephanie-seymour-playing-with-kids-01.jpg) He seems to have at least a semi hard on that one (or he’s so well endowed that even in rest mode, he looks like he’s got a hard on. I hate those guys). ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526/45 "2011-01-07T00:33:09Z")
I wonder if I can get my wife to believe that girl in some pictures was my daughter? ---
**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526/46 "2011-01-07T00:39:30Z")
In the picture of her son kissing her hand, ol’ Stephanie has a backside that is just begging to be…? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Bredin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@John\_Bredin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Bredin)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526/47 "2011-01-07T00:44:30Z")
In the picture where he has the apparent boner, #4 in the original posting, there’s another woman present other than his mother and thus a non-squicky basis for him to be, um, excited. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526/48 "2011-01-07T01:09:32Z")
> [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](#): > > In the picture of her son kissing her hand, ol’ Stephanie has a backside that is just begging to be…? Liposuctioned? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526/49 "2011-01-07T01:32:26Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > In two of the pictures it looks like he’s touching her tits as they hug. In a third it looks like his hand is inching close to being in that position. > > And am I the only one seeing the boner in [this](http://www.celebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/stephanie_seymour_son_4.jpg) picture? > > Edit: **Lumpy** (HAH!) beat me to it. You’re not the only one. Also look at pic 5. ---
**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526/50 "2011-01-07T01:36:54Z")
I’m starting to pray for a sextape. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526/51 "2011-01-07T01:59:22Z")
Add to the “suspected celebrity incest” list, onlong with Dweezil and Moon Zappa, Goldie Hawn and her kids, and Angelina Jolie and her brother. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526/52 "2011-01-07T02:04:43Z")
What’s the story with Dweezil and Moon? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526/53 "2011-01-07T03:21:19Z")
For the record, I don’t really think Stephanie Seymour is having an incestuous relationship with her son. I figure they’re just a family with a very loose set of physical boundaries. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526/54 "2011-01-07T04:14:53Z")
> [@Larry\_Mudd](#): > > Oh, hell no. That is seriously squicky. Exactly. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526/55 "2011-01-07T13:41:37Z")
…So be sweet and kind to mother, Now and then have a chat. Buy her candy or some flowers or a brand new hat. But maybe you had better let it go at that! Or you may find yourself with a quite complex complex, And you may end up like oedipus. I’d rather marry a duck-billed platypus, Than end up like old oedipus rex. – from [“Oedipus Rex”](http://www.lyricsfreak.com/t/tom+lehrer/oedipus+rex_20138385.html) by Tom Lehrer ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526/56 "2011-01-07T13:47:21Z")
> [@EllisDee](#): > > What’s the story with Dweezil and Moon? And Goldie Hawn and her kids? ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526/57 "2011-01-07T14:36:51Z")
::shrug:: they’re probably just an incestuous mom/son couple. He looks to be of age, doesn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526/58 "2011-01-07T18:11:26Z")
She appears to have been purposefuly posing fro the cameras. Apparently she knew they were there. > **[Not on a catwalk now: Former supermodel Stephanie Seymour can't break old...](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1342409/Stephanie-Seymour-break-old-habits-strikes-bizarre-poses-beach.html?ito=feeds-newsxml)** > > The 42-year-old former supermodel threw some seriously weird shapes on the sand and in the surf in a flesh-coloured bikini. Still squicky though. ---
**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526/59 "2011-01-07T19:07:01Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > She appears to have been purposefuly posing fro the cameras. Apparently she knew they were there. > > [Stephanie Seymour can't break old habits as she strikes bizarre poses on beach | Daily Mail Online](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1342409/Stephanie-Seymour-break-old-habits-strikes-bizarre-poses-beach.html?ito=feeds-newsxml) > > Still squicky though. Darn, those photos with her son looked less disgusting than that old wreck putting oil on her body. P.S: funny how the article fails to mention any of the weird pics with her son. Funny also how she kisses her man like she kisses her son. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526/60 "2011-01-07T21:07:38Z")
> [@John\_Bredin](#): > > In the picture where he has the apparent boner, #4 in the original posting, there’s another woman present other than his mother and thus a non-squicky basis for him to be, um, excited. 😉 Until you realise that the other woman in the photo is his aunt. :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-think-theres-anything-strange-going-on-here/566526.md?page=4)