# Do you want a DP?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-a-dp/740110>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 10, 2015, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-a-dp/740110 "2015-12-10T20:35:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-a-dp/740110/41 "2015-12-14T19:09:05Z")

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> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#):
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> She could just say “Do you want a cup o’ nasty?”. I would understand that immediately to mean Pepsi products.

No, a cup o’ nasty would be a Diet Coke. Diet Pepsi at least tastes like cola. Diet Coke just has a wierd chemical taste.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-a-dp/740110/42 "2015-12-14T19:42:54Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> Two different people sharing one wiener? That sounds very complicated.

Not really, it’s a Doctored Pecker.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-a-dp/740110/43 "2015-12-14T20:00:10Z")

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At first I thought she was asking if I wanted a Domestic Partner. I was like, “No, not really. Well maybe if he cooks.”

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**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-a-dp/740110/44 "2015-12-14T20:44:39Z")

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I love having a nice DP with my good friends!

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**Author:** ![JKilez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e5b9ba/32.png) [@JKilez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKilez)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-a-dp/740110/45 "2015-12-14T22:01:15Z")

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> [@garygnu](#):
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> It means Director of Photography to me.

Me too–at least if you just asked me what a “DP” was. In the context of a bar, I probably would have assumed he said “DC” for Diet Coke, which is an abbreviation I used to hear commonly.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-a-dp/740110/46 "2015-12-14T23:20:30Z")

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> [@boytyperanma](#):
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> The bartender at a place I’ll have lunch every few weeks …

I like the cut of your jib!

To answer your question, I would not have understood what a “DP” was. I mean, I will _now_, but I wouldn’t have before now.  
Now, If a bartender asks me if I want a DP, I’ll say: “No thanks, do you have any beer?”

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2015, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-a-dp/740110/47 "2015-12-14T23:25:09Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> but Diet is not a main part of Diet Pepsi.

Of course it is. Otherwise it wouldn’t be diet.

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-a-dp/740110/48 "2015-12-15T17:25:09Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> Now, If a bartender asks me if I want a DP, I’ll say: “No thanks, do you have any beer?”

Yeah, sometimes you need a six pack in you before you feel comfortable with getting DP’ed…

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-a-dp/740110/49 "2015-12-15T22:14:00Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> It means two wieners in one hole or one wiener, from two different people, in two holes.

Usually it means the later. For the former, you generally specify the hole in question, ie DA or DV.

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2015, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-a-dp/740110/50 "2015-12-15T23:45:09Z")

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I think the bartender at the lunch place started calling Diet Pepsi “DP” when the snickering at tossed salads and spit-roasted chicken grew too predictable.

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