# Do You Want an iPhone?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 28, 2007, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774 "2007-06-28T15:57:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774/41 "2007-06-29T12:01:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Kozmik]  
Status symbol - jewel encrusted IPhone  
Not a status symbol - basic Apple IPhone

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Let’s try:

Status symbol - iPhone  
Not a status symbol - my thick bodied gray “whatever” phone with a Virgin mobile plan that makes calls.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774/42 "2007-06-29T12:03:50Z")

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I must one of 5 people on this planet who want a cell phone to be just an ogdamned phone.

No iPhones, no Blackberries, no frakking cameras. Just a phone. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774/43 "2007-06-29T12:14:38Z")

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[QUOTE=VunderBob]  
I must one of 5 people on this planet who want a cell phone to be just an ogdamned phone.

No iPhones, no Blackberries, no frakking cameras. Just a phone. :mad:  
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Obviously, you want the cell phone with a dildo option.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774/44 "2007-06-29T12:18:21Z")

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I would think that it would be too much to ask for to have cell phone reception right at my very own house and not have a freakin’ dead zone within the 5 -7 mile area.  
I would volunteer to have a cell phone tower-tree right smack dab in my front lawn if it meant I couldn’t actually use my cell phone in my house. It is a shocking thought indeed. then I could get rid of my land line.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774/45 "2007-06-29T13:12:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]  
I would think that it would be too much to ask for to have cell phone reception right at my very own house and not have a freakin’ dead zone within the 5 -7 mile area.  
I would volunteer to have a cell phone tower-tree right smack dab in my front lawn if it meant I couldn’t actually use my cell phone in my house. It is a shocking thought indeed. then I could get rid of my land line.  
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We’ve got the same problem. Mr. K’s buddy is always on call. When he’s over here bonding in the garage, I can always tell when work calls him because he’s darting around the yard looking for the “sweet spot.”

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774/46 "2007-06-29T13:27:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Trunk]  
Let’s try:

Status symbol - iPhone  
Not a status symbol - my thick bodied gray “whatever” phone with a Virgin mobile plan that makes calls.  
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Yeah, I agree. The iPhone, especially for the first couple of weeks after the launch, is a status symbol, diamond-encrusted or not.

People don’t NEED an iPhone. People don’t NEED a BlackBerry. People really don’t NEED a cell phone. Remember life without them? It was still livable.

Now, I certainly do like having my phone. I’ve got a pretty small plan and pay to have the toys on it, because I like the luxury of having maps (I hate getting lost and calling someone to get me out) and having the Internet handy is also much fun (What’s the number of that chicken joint down the street? What are they charging these days? Oh, they’ve got a website! I can just call and place the order.)

Again, nope. Everyone won’t get an iPhone. I’m not switching to AT&T, I’m already very happy with my phone, I’ve never had an iPod and have no use for one, and I’m also rather “meh” about being able to play videos, and wouldn’t like fingerprints all over the screen.

The price will drop eventually and the next generation of Apple phone will come out. I’d say that Apple is more of the competitor to BlackBerry than anyone’s waiting for the competitor to the iPhone. Outside of playing video, it doesn’t do anything more than my phone already does.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774/47 "2007-06-29T13:37:48Z")

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You know, if I had to pay close to 50 bucks a month for the Internet and such on my phone, I don’t think I’d have it. Am I the only one in the world that pays 20?  
This is hitting my tiny brain now after I read reviews and see that people pay twice what I do for their smartphone stuff.

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**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774/48 "2007-06-29T14:13:03Z")

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Nope.

I’m happy with my cheapo Virgin plan. I finally went cellular after yanking the AT&T land line for persistent static. And its distressing habit of calling 911. (Even if you’re not “up” to something, 3 cop cars arriving at 3 AM is no fun.)

Don’t even have a laptop–desktop PC’s at work & home are enough for me. I read actual books while commuting (by bus & rail.) And I listen to my music the old-fashioned way. On CD! Plus a few hundred old LP’s. (Let’s ignore the occasional attempt at “music” using actual an acoustic guitar & banjo.)

**However** –I’m glad for the Early Adaptors. They are expending time & money to develop & debug the technology I will eventually enjoy.

Have fun with your new toys!

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774/49 "2007-06-29T14:37:48Z")

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Nope. I have no desire to get one. I am happy with my cell phone. I’m happy with my (non-iPod) mp3 player. I’m happy with my digital camera. I’m happy with them all being separate devices. I’m happy keeping $600 in my pocket.

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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774/50 "2007-06-29T18:29:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]  
I would think that it would be too much to ask for to have cell phone reception right at my very own house and not have a freakin’ dead zone within the 5 -7 mile area.  
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[QUOTE=Kalhoun]  
We’ve got the same problem.  
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I give you [Sprint’s solution](http://www.engadget.com/2007/03/28/hands-on-with-the-samsung-ubicell/) and [T-Mobile’s solution](http://www.popsci.com/popsci/whatsnew/638267b935d63110vgnvcm1000004eecbccdrcrd.html). I know, I know: you probably don’t use either Sprint or T-Mobile. But if these guys are working on it, I’m sure the other carriers are, too. There’s hope! 🙂

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**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774/51 "2007-06-29T19:47:14Z")

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If [The Woz](http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/070629/apple_iphone.html?.v=40) is getting one, you can rest assured that it is one cool piece of kit.

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**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774/52 "2007-06-29T21:40:13Z")

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Yeah, I didn’t get an Ipod (if it doesn’t do everything, it doesn’t do nothing). I won’t get the IPhone just yet.

Anyways, it’s 30 minutes `till they let people through the doors. Don’t tell me everyone who is hyped about it is in line. Isn’t there anyone here just a little excited? What’s the local news, there?

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774/53 "2007-06-29T21:55:27Z")

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But…if it doesn’t do nothing, then it does everything!  
…It’s on the local news?

_d&r_

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**Author:** ![Girl\_Next\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@Girl\_Next\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_Next_Door)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774/54 "2007-06-29T22:22:32Z")

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20th in line outside the AT-T store at Redmond Town Center. Been here 2.5 hours. 2.75 more to go. I’ve been rained upon. I’m sitting in wet jeans.

Yes, I want an iPhone.

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**Author:** ![gazpacho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6f9a4e/32.png) [@gazpacho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gazpacho)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774/55 "2007-06-29T22:28:59Z")

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So Girl, what are you posting with if you are in line?

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**Author:** ![anamnesis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb8c5e/32.png) [@anamnesis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anamnesis)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774/56 "2007-06-29T22:44:15Z")

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[QUOTE=gazpacho]  
So Girl, what are you posting with if you are in line?  
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Yeah, and how does your signal manage to escape from the impenetrable Reality Distortion Field produced by the collective presence of so many Apple proselytizers?

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774/57 "2007-06-29T22:49:32Z")

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I believe that once you get your iPhone you will be able to make it stop raining.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774/58 "2007-06-29T22:52:52Z")

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I just want to play with one for a little while. I don’t want one because I don’t need one. I really try to avoid buying shit like that unless I need it. I’ll never need it.

And I would hate to be so busy that I could actually justify a purchase like that. Seriously.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774/59 "2007-06-29T22:59:40Z")

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And so the insanity begins.

[http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/29/technology/29cnd-phone.html?\_r=1&hp&oref=slogin](http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/29/technology/29cnd-phone.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin)

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> Jeremy and his friends were all buying 8-gigabyte models, and they were each buying two. Each plans to sell one on eBay. “I figure we can collectively make $6,000 to $7,000 on eBay,” Mr. Bachrach said.

Good luck with that.

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**Author:** ![Girl\_Next\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@Girl\_Next\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_Next_Door)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-an-iphone/409774/60 "2007-06-29T23:15:11Z")

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[QUOTE=gazpacho]  
So Girl, what are you posting with if you are in line?  
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Free Wi-Fi from the restaurant next door. I explain it in my blog (see sig link).

[QUOTE=anamnesis]  
Yeah, and how does your signal manage to escape from the impenetrable Reality Distortion Field produced by the collective presence of so many Apple proselytizers?  
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Posting from the heart of Microsoft country! It all balances out. 😃

An hour forty-five to go 'til gadgetgasm.

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