# Do you want me to join SDMB? **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676 **Category:** The BBQ Pit **Created:** [January 31, 2008, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676 "2008-01-31T03:52:03Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun) #### Post date: [January 31, 2008, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/1 "2008-01-31T03:52:03Z")
Just a simple poll. ---
### Author: ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank) #### Post date: [January 31, 2008, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/2 "2008-01-31T03:53:58Z")
Moved from IMHO to the Pit. ---
### Author: ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon) #### Post date: [January 31, 2008, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/3 "2008-01-31T03:54:44Z")
Since you asked, not really. ---
### Author: ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky) #### Post date: [January 31, 2008, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/4 "2008-01-31T03:55:29Z")
Who are you and why should I care? ---
### Author: ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer) #### Post date: [January 31, 2008, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/5 "2008-01-31T03:58:06Z")
[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun] Just a simple poll. [/QUOTE] Why do you care what anyone thinks? If you wanna pony up, pony up. Try to be less of an ass, though. ---
### Author: ![Malienation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4af34b/32.png) [@Malienation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malienation) #### Post date: [January 31, 2008, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/6 "2008-01-31T03:58:17Z")
Not particularly ---
### Author: ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT) #### Post date: [January 31, 2008, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/7 "2008-01-31T03:59:30Z")
Do it. The _Chicago Reader_ needs the money. ---
### Author: ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D) #### Post date: [January 31, 2008, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/8 "2008-01-31T04:00:11Z")
Yes, we want your $15. But, please, do continue your current posting habits, by all means. No refunds. ---
### Author: ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers) #### Post date: [January 31, 2008, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/9 "2008-01-31T04:06:19Z")
Join, pay, troll, leave. It’s one of those “circle of life” things. ---
### Author: ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman) #### Post date: [January 31, 2008, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/10 "2008-01-31T04:07:54Z")
How about you join your lips to my ass, fun boy? 😉 ---
### Author: ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus) #### Post date: [January 31, 2008, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/11 "2008-01-31T04:15:42Z")
You’re a total fuckwit, with no positive contribution to make to this community. Sure! You’ll fit right in. 😃 ---
### Author: ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal) #### Post date: [January 31, 2008, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/12 "2008-01-31T04:23:51Z")
Why? Is it coming apart? ---
### Author: ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit) #### Post date: [January 31, 2008, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/13 "2008-01-31T04:24:19Z")
no. ---
### Author: ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm) #### Post date: [January 31, 2008, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/14 "2008-01-31T04:27:00Z")
meh… ---
### Author: ![Kneepants\_Erasmus\_the\_Humanist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/54ee81/32.png) [@Kneepants\_Erasmus\_the\_Humanist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kneepants_Erasmus_the_Humanist) #### Post date: [January 31, 2008, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/15 "2008-01-31T04:29:01Z")
I love how this innocuous thread was moved to the Pit within _one minute_ of it being posted. Wow, **Frank** , your powers of clairvoyance astound. Curious–if this thread continues to run smoothly, does it get moved back to IMHO? Oh, and to the OP–sure, join up! I don’t hate you. 🙂 ---
### Author: ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong) #### Post date: [January 31, 2008, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/16 "2008-01-31T04:29:22Z")
No, I’m afraid you’re a half-inch too short. Sorry. ---
### Author: ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun) #### Post date: [January 31, 2008, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/17 "2008-01-31T04:31:32Z")
Who gives a discarded condom if we think you should or not? What do you think you should do? ---
### Author: ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener) #### Post date: [January 31, 2008, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/18 "2008-01-31T04:32:19Z")
It’s my opinion that you’re the most aggressive troll to join this board in a while. So, if you ask me, you won’t last long if you do join, unless you make more of an effort to learn the local culture. So yes, do join–the board needs the dough–but remember you don’t get a refund if you’re banned, and frankly I think if you continue as you have been the odds are fairly high. ---
### Author: ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong) #### Post date: [January 31, 2008, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/19 "2008-01-31T04:33:06Z")
Hey, I’ll give a discarded condom, if someone really wants it. ---
### Author: ![Labelless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f19dbf/32.png) [@Labelless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labelless) #### Post date: [January 31, 2008, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/20 "2008-01-31T04:34:02Z")
Does it really matter what the masses vote? Will you count the tally and go with the majority? I’m not sure of your motivations to poll a group of people when you seem to have gone out of your way to piss off. It’s pretty obvious that you’re going to whatever you want anyhow. So you have two options open, you pay up or you don’t. I don’t see anyone rolling out the welcome mat, but you seem more of a backdoor fellow anyhow. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676.md?page=2)