# Do you want me to join SDMB? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2008, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676 "2008-01-31T03:52:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/121 "2008-02-01T01:24:58Z")
[QUOTE=askeptic] Speaking of things that are not fair… No fucking way DT belongs in that group, hell Valteron probably doesn’t belong in any group that has Carol in it. [/QUOTE] All four have been called trolls many times. I only think one is a troll. If she is not a troll, she is at least a grade ‘A’ jerk with nothing to contribute. The other 3 are good at pissing people off, indeed \*\*VC \*\* & \*\*DT \*\* have pissed me off, but they also contribute. \*\*Valteron \*\* doesn’t seem to push my buttons, he pushes plenty of others though. I was just making a point, that posters do survive the label of Troll. I enjoy \*\*DT \*\* posts in Café and sometimes I find myself agreeing with his anti-religious rants but wish he could tone them down a bit. It’s his wishing death on US serviceman that generally drives me nuts. But, I now ignore those posts. I beat my head against that wall enough times and neither of us is prepared to give an inch. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/122 "2008-02-01T01:50:37Z")
[QUOTE=Idle Thoughts] “Fuck fatties” [/quote] Never said that. > [@](#): > > “Let your dog lick peanut butter off your balls, it’s not cheating on your SO” Ever see Road Trip? ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/123 "2008-02-01T01:59:06Z")
Jim, You might want to re-read my post I added a comment with the edit option… ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/124 "2008-02-01T02:06:46Z")
[QUOTE=askeptic] Jim, You might want to re-read my post I added a comment with the edit option… [/QUOTE] Yep, we cool. I missed your edit. ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/125 "2008-02-01T02:18:52Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] I consulted my magic 8 ball \ and it says that it’s time to get another 8 ball \ [/QUOTE] Soooo… what you’re saying is that your balls are scratch and sniff? ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/126 "2008-02-01T02:21:57Z")
[QUOTE=lissener] It’s my opinion that you’re the most aggressive troll to join this board in a while. So, if you ask me, you won’t last long if you do join, unless you make more of an effort to learn the local culture. So yes, do join–the board needs the dough–but remember you don’t get a refund if you’re banned, and frankly I think if you continue as you have been the odds are fairly high. [/QUOTE] What he said. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/127 "2008-02-01T03:54:03Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] I’m going to just vote “present”. [/QUOTE] I’m going to go one better (or a lot esoteric) and vote AGAINT. ---
**Author:** ![Kneepants\_Erasmus\_the\_Humanist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/54ee81/32.png) [@Kneepants\_Erasmus\_the\_Humanist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kneepants_Erasmus_the_Humanist)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/128 "2008-02-01T04:10:16Z")
[QUOTE=Frank] I could have closed the thread for attention-whoring; pulled the plug on the OP’s SDMB career for trolling; or moved the thread here. Should I have emailed you and asked if any of those met your exacting standards for message board moderation? [/QUOTE] Yes. You should have. :rolleyes: Gee whiz. Settle down there, buddy. ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/129 "2008-02-01T04:33:50Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] The message board needs new and interesting folk stay a while please [/QUOTE] You’re a syllable shy on the last line. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/130 "2008-02-01T05:15:09Z")
OTOH, maybe I’m getting too jaded: “aggressive troll” could just mean “really bad at trolling subtly because he’s not actually a troll”. Troll or big mouth? I know the same question has been asked of me, so I’ll be curious to see what the Pit consensus is. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/131 "2008-02-01T05:23:08Z")
[QUOTE=interface2x] You’re a syllable shy on the last line. [/QUOTE] ‘While’ can be pronounced with one or two syllables. ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/132 "2008-02-01T05:35:35Z")
I’d vote for you to stay if you were funny. Good trolls are funny or ironic or clever in some way. Just being obnoxious doesn’t really cut it. If you decide to be funny, though, I think you should stay. If not, meh. . .doesn’t matter to me. > [@Diomedes](#): > > ‘While’ can be pronounced with one or two syllables. Eh? > [@](#): > > while (hwīl, wīl) [Dictionary.com](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/while) Would that be pronounced wiley like wiley coyote? :dubious: Are you sure it wasn’t one of the other words that had two syllables. . . like “a”? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/133 "2008-02-01T05:39:54Z")
[QUOTE=Heffalump and Roo] Eh? [Dictionary.com](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/while) Would that be pronounced wiley like wiley coyote? :dubious: Are you sure it wasn’t one of the other words that had two syllables. . . like “a”? 😛 [/QUOTE] I guess I draw it out. Think y-el. I suppose ‘a’ could have two syllables also, a-uh, haha. ---
**Author:** ![Amblydoper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Amblydoper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amblydoper)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/134 "2008-02-01T06:27:16Z")
/vote Join Let the Chaos ensue! Just stay away from my peanut butter. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/135 "2008-02-01T07:43:30Z")
I’m old. I’ve learned that very few things really matter and those that do matter, don’t matter very much. Your choice to stay or go doesn’t matter at all. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/136 "2008-02-01T08:00:50Z")
[QUOTE=LouisB] I’m old. I’ve learned that very few things really matter and those that do matter, don’t matter very much. Your choice to stay or go doesn’t matter at all. [/QUOTE] What he said, and I’m not _nearly_ as old as **Louis** , yet. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/137 "2008-02-01T08:06:03Z")
It’s really a shame The OP’s name doesn’t fit In haiku format ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/138 "2008-02-01T14:02:29Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] It’s really a shame The OP’s name doesn’t fit In haiku format [/QUOTE] You could write a hay(na)ku instead. They are extremely easy to produce. You can even do them backwards. ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/139 "2008-02-01T15:15:22Z")
[QUOTE=A Monkey With a Gun] I didn’t want to join the SDMB. God help me, I didn’t. But then this bald motherfucker named “Ed” crashed through my window carrying a two by four. I don’t remember much after that, other than the two by four had something about “gry” painted on it, and my credit card was missing. _RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN! SAVE US ALL!_ [/QUOTE] Ed is **not** bald! Now apologize to him!! ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/140 "2008-02-01T18:35:50Z")
[QUOTE=Missy2U] Ed is **not** bald! [/QUOTE] [Yes he is](http://www.procedetrial.com/bald%20guy.jpg) But I’ll apologize anyway, 'cause that crazy motherfucker scares me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676.md?page=8)