# Do you want me to join SDMB? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2008, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676 "2008-01-31T03:52:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/141 "2008-02-02T00:23:05Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] I guess I draw it out. Think y-el. I suppose ‘a’ could have two syllables also, a-uh, haha. [/QUOTE] I guess I draw it out too. And so does the guy who pronounces the words for Merriam Webster Online. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/142 "2008-02-02T03:22:36Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] Ah, you couldn’t find that one in your files, I guess. Keep looking; with all those folders, it’s gotta be in one of them. [/QUOTE] Dude, what the fuck? Do you follow me into every thread? Da’hell is your problem? ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/143 "2008-02-02T03:33:39Z")
[QUOTE=don’t ask] If I had asked this question and received this response I would join just to spite the bastards who didn’t want me to. [/QUOTE] See? That’s the spirit! ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/144 "2008-02-02T03:56:10Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] Dude, what the fuck? Do you follow me into every thread? Da’hell is your problem? [/QUOTE] Nope, I don’t have to. You pop into most MPSIMS and Pit threads at one point or another, and those happen to be the fora I spend most of my time in (a quick search can verify that). I disagreed with you in a Pit thread a while ago and everyone came out of the woodwork saying that I hated you. I didn’t then, but I thought it might be fun to start snarking you anyway (on this board, I mean, though I didn’t snark you Over There either), since once I started paying attention I realized that you were saying the same thing in pretty much every thread. FTR, I still don’t hate you. Your posts amuse me, in their own way. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/145 "2008-02-02T03:57:00Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] Nope, I don’t have to. You pop into most MPSIMS and Pit threads at one point or another, and those happen to be the fora I spend most of my time in (a quick search can verify that). I disagreed with you in a Pit thread a while ago and everyone came out of the woodwork saying that I hated you. I didn’t, but I thought it’d be fun to start snarking you over here anyway, since once I started paying attention I realized that you were saying the same thing in pretty much every thread. [/QUOTE] Ah, you’re trolling. I see. Have fun now. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/146 "2008-02-02T03:58:13Z")
When did I say “I thought it’d be fun to start snarking you to see your responses”? It might be time to go to the ol’ eye doctor for a lookup, I’m afraid. Too much time staring at a computer screen can do that. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/147 "2008-02-02T07:44:56Z")
[QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian] Check under your couch cushions. Remember, it is for the truly needy. [/QUOTE] Didn’t find any attention there but I cleaned behind the fridge today and found two or three ounces of it mooshed in a corner. It’s kinda…mildewy…or something…but I’m sure it will wash up just fine. Will put it in the mayonnaise jar and wait for **2.5** to claim it. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/148 "2008-02-02T08:33:29Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] Ah, you’re trolling. I see. Have fun now. [/QUOTE] Oh fuck you. **Hostile Dialect** made an ass out of himself earlier when he made that comment, but you are only proving him him right by making this reply. Everyone you disagree with, or who makes an “inappropriate” comment, MUST be a troll. Shut the fuck up, really. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/149 "2008-02-04T04:34:06Z")
[QUOTE=don’t ask] **Two and a Half Inches of Fun** I’ll make you an offer. I will happily pay your fee for you. If you decide that you don’t want to join, fuck it I’ll quit too. If you are too much for the SDMB to deal with this is becoming the weakest board on the net. Shit it will be way easier learn Clapton’s solo parts without the SDMB. [/QUOTE] I happily accept your offer. Do you need any information to pay the fee? You (or anyone else) can e-mail me at [maximumat@yahoo.com](mailto:maximumat@yahoo.com) Thank you for offer and your paying of the fee. This board is awesome. PS - I am kind of drunk from the Super Bowl. I hope this post does not come across as flip. I really appreciate the offer to pay the fee. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/150 "2008-02-04T13:38:39Z")
I hope there is some neutral Doper who can tell me how to do what I promised. I have done it before but can’t make it happen this time. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/151 "2008-02-04T13:43:15Z")
[QUOTE=don’t ask] I hope there is some neutral Doper who can tell me how to do what I promised. I have done it before but can’t make it happen this time. [/QUOTE] [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9006265&postcount=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9006265&postcount=2) ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/152 "2008-02-04T13:48:22Z")
Can you pay for him on the single proviso he stops posting all those fucking stupid OPs all the time? ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/153 "2008-02-04T13:53:13Z")
[QUOTE=don’t ask] I hope there is some neutral Doper who can tell me how to do what I promised. I have done it before but can’t make it happen this time. [/QUOTE] [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9006265&postcount=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9006265&postcount=2) ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/154 "2008-02-04T16:52:25Z")
Thanks guys I think I’ve done it. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/155 "2008-02-04T18:13:29Z")
Thank you. I just about to post that nobody has to pay for me, but I thank you the same. I will try to be a good poster here. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/156 "2008-02-04T18:14:35Z")
Heh-heh… sucker. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/157 "2008-02-04T18:36:18Z")
[QUOTE=don’t ask] Thanks guys I think I’ve done it. [/QUOTE] Can I have some money too? ---
**Author:** ![Subway\_Prophet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@Subway\_Prophet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subway_Prophet)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/158 "2008-02-04T18:39:48Z")
[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun] Thank you. I just about to post that nobody has to pay for me, but I thank you the same. I will try to be a good poster here. [/QUOTE] If you were willing to pony up the $15 yourself, then I might suggest you pay for someone else’s subscription. ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/159 "2008-02-04T18:48:24Z")
**don’t ask** , what’s the point of ponying up some guy who hasn’t pled poverty and isn’t even sure he wants to sign up? I’m sure you could find better things to do with your money, and it leaves him with no skin in the game. I don’t see the benefit. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676/160 "2008-02-04T18:59:40Z")
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers] Heh-heh… sucker. [/QUOTE] Yep, fell right into the trap 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-you-want-me-to-join-sdmb/435676.md?page=9)