Doc wants me on N/A beer and spirits (any recommendations?)

I’m reminded of a sign I saw 30 years ago in an old time pastry bakery.

My doctor said I should lose a few pounds. So I went to the bakery for a second opinion.

My quarterly well-baby visit w PCP is a week-plus from now. I can hear her now: “Quit drinking, lose weight, exercise more. Fewer carbs too.”

Sigh.

I’m quite unwilling to find an actual gerontologist. Some news I’m just unwilling to hear.