# Docta G, kiss my red-white-and-blue ass **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 12, 2012, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950 "2012-06-12T20:03:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Kenm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Kenm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kenm)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950/41 "2012-06-13T21:00:30Z")
> [@friedo](#): > > Velveeta was invented by a Swiss guy. True story. But in the U.S. ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950/42 "2012-06-14T03:29:38Z")
> [@Docta\_G](#): > > My nationality is meta-American, BTW. Has anyone figured out what a “meta-American” is? From context, I’m guessing the word “douchebag” would figure prominently in the definition, but I’m willing to be educated on the subject. ---
**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950/43 "2012-06-14T05:25:00Z")
> [@MaxTheVool](#): > > I can’t believe I’m responding to this with any seriousness, but… the thing is, the post I was responding to was not in a thread about the tea party or fox news or people-making-fun-of-Romney-for-things-that-happened-30-years-ago or people-complaining-about-who-wears-flag-pins or any of a number of other things that tend to dominate PUBLIC “debate” about American politics. Rather, it was in an SDMB GD thread that was actually fairly far over towards the polite and respectful and meaningful side of the bell curve. Sure that thread wasn’t perfect or anything, but it was a thread in which a lot of Americans were doing some not-totally-unreasonable discussion of a vaguely interesting issue, one which did NOT involve most of the things which happen so often which make so much political debate idiotic. I will put the level of discourse _in that thread_ up against the average level of public political debate in any other country in the world. So, here we are in this GD thread, and in comes someone who drops a one-line dismissive insulting and irrelevant pile of verbal turd, and it pissed me the heck off. ah yeah, in that context it sounds like a thread shit, I can see the rage…now stop being all polite this is the pit you stinky poo poo head! ---
**Author:** ![Docta\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Docta\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Docta_G)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950/44 "2012-06-14T17:50:55Z")
> [@MaxTheVool](#): > > I can’t believe I’m responding to this with any seriousness, but… the thing is, the post I was responding to was not in a thread about the tea party or fox news or people-making-fun-of-Romney-for-things-that-happened-30-years-ago or people-complaining-about-who-wears-flag-pins or any of a number of other things that tend to dominate PUBLIC “debate” about American politics. Rather, it was in an SDMB GD thread that was actually fairly far over towards the polite and respectful and meaningful side of the bell curve. Sure that thread wasn’t perfect or anything, but it was a thread in which a lot of Americans were doing some not-totally-unreasonable discussion of a vaguely interesting issue, one which did NOT involve most of the things which happen so often which make so much political debate idiotic. I will put the level of discourse _in that thread_ up against the average level of public political debate in any other country in the world. So, here we are in this GD thread, and in comes someone who drops a one-line dismissive insulting and irrelevant pile of verbal turd, and it pissed me the heck off. I wonder if you’ll ever recover. I’m pulling for you. ---
**Author:** ![Docta\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Docta\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Docta_G)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950/45 "2012-06-14T17:52:17Z")
> [@Finagle](#): > > Has anyone figured out what a “meta-American” is? From context, I’m guessing the word “douchebag” would figure prominently in the definition, but I’m willing to be educated on the subject. Willing, perhaps. Able? Unlikely. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950/46 "2012-06-14T18:38:08Z")
> [@Finagle](#): > > Has anyone figured out what a “meta-American” is? From context, I’m guessing the word “douchebag” would figure prominently in the definition, but I’m willing to be educated on the subject. I don’t know, but it’s apparently a [running shtick](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15160483&postcount=64). ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950/47 "2012-06-14T18:42:14Z")
Docta’s A through F were just prototypes. If we keep working on this we will eventually get to Docta Voom and he can clean up everything. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950/48 "2012-06-14T18:45:24Z")
> [@Finagle](#): > > Has anyone figured out what a “meta-American” is? From context, I’m guessing the word “douchebag” would figure prominently in the definition, but I’m willing to be educated on the subject. **Docta G** is congenitally incapable of posting more than two sentences per post. So you won’t learn it from him, unless it can be summed up in two sentences and maybe a phrase with an ellipses at then end. At the very most… ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950/49 "2012-06-14T18:57:03Z")
This dumb-ass reading-challenged Amurcan thought DoctaG was getting pitted for the crazy ravings about commies and cheeze (mmmm… commies and cheese!) at the bottom the the OP! Slowly I figured out it was… er, something else. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950/50 "2012-06-14T19:23:50Z")
> [@Cheshire\_Human](#): > > 9/10. It needs more insult. Please, more heat, less light, next time. On re-reading my comment, I see I made a typo in the score. I meant that to be 6/10. Again, there were major points off for the excessively low level of heat. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Docta\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Docta\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Docta_G)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950/51 "2012-06-14T23:00:58Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > **Docta G** is congenitally incapable of posting more than two sentences per post. So you won’t learn it from him, unless it can be summed up in two sentences and maybe a phrase with an ellipses at then end. At the very most… I write lots of sentences when I’m being paid to do so. I know that doesn’t satisfy Guy On The Internet, but somehow I manage nonetheless … ---
**Author:** ![Docta\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Docta\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Docta_G)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950/52 "2012-06-14T23:02:02Z")
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**Author:** ![Bozuit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/edb3f5/32.png) [@Bozuit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bozuit)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950/53 "2012-06-15T02:02:42Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > I’ll bet he’s not even a real “Docta.” But he is a real G; he is an actual G. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950/54 "2012-06-15T03:28:10Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > Docta’s A through F were just prototypes. > > If we keep working on this we will eventually get to Docta Voom and he can clean up everything. > > Carry on. I don’t know, I am given to understand Voom is quite hard to get. ---
**Author:** ![fumster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@fumster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fumster)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950/55 "2012-06-15T04:26:32Z")
> [@](#): > > You know how badly we fucked up the world back when Bush was president? Well, it almost makes me think it was worth it, knowing that the rest of the world is full of shitheads like you. That may be the funniest (in a good way) thing I have ever read on the dope. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950/56 "2012-06-15T04:32:36Z")
> [@Docta\_G](#): > > I write lots of sentences when I’m being paid to do so. I know that doesn’t satisfy Guy On The Internet, but somehow I manage nonetheless … Hey, no worries, you’re fine. Troll away. Just wanted to warn posters not to expect a substantive reply from you on this subject or any other subject. But seeing how easily posters here fall for trolls I’m sure you’ll have a lot of fun. Happy trolling! ---
**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950/57 "2012-06-15T04:47:29Z")
> [@Nancarrow](#): > > I could overlook everything else, but you Yanks really have to start realising that attention to the processes of good cheese-making is a VIRTUE for a country, not a weakness. Ah! Finally, someone realizing what really matters. 🆒 A country that banned raw milk in cheese making by statute can’t have a sound political process. ---
**Author:** ![akwally1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akwally1/32/3220_2.png) [@akwally1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akwally1)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950/58 "2012-06-16T03:28:11Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > I don’t know, but it’s apparently a [running shtick](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15160483&postcount=64). Ah, he’s a PhD. That actually explains quite a bit. Mark ---
**Author:** ![Uzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/91b2a8/32.png) [@Uzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uzi)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950/59 "2012-06-16T03:48:30Z")
> [@MaxTheVool](#): > > What, you’re not from China? Well, I bet you’re from some pansy-ass tea-sipping cheese-making country whose ass we saved in WWII. The US makes more cheese by far than any other country. Just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950/60 "2012-06-16T14:09:48Z")
> [@akwally1](#): > > Ah, he’s a PhD. That actually explains quite a bit. It says he \*pursued \*a PhD. Perhaps the same way John Hinckley, Jr. pursued Jodie Foster. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/docta-g-kiss-my-red-white-and-blue-ass/624950.md?page=4)