# Doctor Who challenge - 100 characters

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [March 27, 2006, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174 "2006-03-27T23:33:27Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174/1 "2006-03-27T23:33:27Z")

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Okay, in honor of the new series finally materialzing on the Sci-Fi channel, let’s give this a whirl. The usual rules apply. And I’ll establish the rule that various incarnations of Tiime Lord characters may be counted as separate entities, but be specific about whom you mean.

With that, I’ll start off with **the Doctor #3 (Jon Pertwee)**: “While no one was looking, I reversed the polarity of the neutron flow.”

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### Author: ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174/2 "2006-03-27T23:47:48Z")

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Daleks (I can’t believe I got to grab this one!)

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### Author: ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)
#### Post date: [March 27, 2006, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174/3 "2006-03-27T23:54:33Z")

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K9.

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### Author: ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174/4 "2006-03-28T00:44:43Z")

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I’ll avoid the obvious and say Meglos.

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### Author: ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174/5 "2006-03-28T00:56:34Z")

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My favorite sidekick ever: **Leela**.

Doctor: Would you like a jelly baby?  
Leela: It’s true, then! They say the Evil One eats babies.  
Doctor: You mustn’t believe all they say.

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### Author: ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174/6 "2006-03-28T00:57:51Z")

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Well, I’m not above the obvious. The Doctor #9 (ya know, the hottie 😃 ) - “I’m the Doctor, by the way. Run for your life.”

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### Author: ![ryobserver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@ryobserver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ryobserver)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174/7 "2006-03-28T01:52:34Z")

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Brigadier Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart. “Just once, I’d like to meet an alien menace that wasn’t immune to bullets.”

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### Author: ![Monkey\_Chews](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@Monkey\_Chews](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monkey_Chews)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174/8 "2006-03-28T02:14:46Z")

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**Tegan Jovanka** : “Call yourself a Time Lord? A broken clock keeps better time than you! At least it’s right twice a day, which is more than I can say for you.”

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### Author: ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174/9 "2006-03-28T02:25:45Z")

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Having recently seen _Curse of Peladon_: Alpha Centauri. Might as well add King Peladon while I’m at it.

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### Author: ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174/10 "2006-03-28T02:26:19Z")

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The Beatles.

(yes, they did actually appear in one episode)

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### Author: ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174/11 "2006-03-28T03:11:50Z")

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Tremas (AKA The Master 😉 )

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### Author: ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174/12 "2006-03-28T03:31:29Z")

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The Meddling Monk.

On of the Doctor’s more obscure, and most interesting villains, since he really wasn’t doing anything all that bad. If he had suceeded, Shakespeare’s Hamlet would have had its first performance on TV, not on the stage and there would have been jet aircraft in by AD 1320. His only crime was that he was meddling – something, as was pointed out to the fourth doctor, that the doctor did himself. Later, he joined with the Daleks and was marooned, but he was probably just bitter that the doctor had been trapped in 1066 England without his phonograph.

I’d love to see the series bring him back.

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### Author: ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174/13 "2006-03-28T03:40:57Z")

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The Cybermen…

better stock up on gold dust now…

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### Author: ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174/14 "2006-03-28T04:14:49Z")

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Dear **Sarh Jane**.

“Oh, Doctor, sometimes you don’t seem—!”

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### Author: ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174/15 "2006-03-28T04:16:23Z")

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That is of course **Sarah Jane**.

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### Author: ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174/16 "2006-03-28T04:23:11Z")

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Romana #2. But I can’t think of any quotes right now.

Brian

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### Author: ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174/17 "2006-03-28T05:14:02Z")

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Captain Jack Harkness - “Who looks at a screwdriver and says ‘yeah…this could be MORE sonic?’”

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### Author: ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174/18 "2006-03-28T06:16:57Z")

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Autons

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### Author: ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174/19 "2006-03-28T06:58:46Z")

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Adric.

The novelty of these threads is wearing off a bit, though.

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### Author: ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2006, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-challenge-100-characters/350174/20 "2006-03-28T13:41:09Z")

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Bin Liner of the Yellow Kang (or Blue – I don’t recall which) from _Pardise Towers_

Probably the funniest name in the show (though Fire Escape from the same episode is close). Americans might think the name is arabian, but it is the British version of “Trash Bag.”

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