# Doctor Who Series Five: UK pace thread \[edited title\]

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 3, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-series-five-uk-pace-thread-edited-title/534851 "2010-04-03T21:23:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-series-five-uk-pace-thread-edited-title/534851/941 "2010-07-13T09:27:43Z")

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Still wondering about the Ducks? I guess it’s time to reveal the truth.

Amy ate them! :eek: No kidding. Chinese crispy duck with plum sauce & pancakes are her favorite meal. Watch for yourself as the Doctor and Companion dine on junior Masterchef. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcac\_oK\_G80](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcac_oK_G80)

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-series-five-uk-pace-thread-edited-title/534851/942 "2010-07-13T11:45:40Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Really? Will the Doctor get an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Will he shoot someone’s eye out with it?

… Will the doctor be able to thwart the bond-stealing thieves _and_ save the Nakatome building?

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**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-series-five-uk-pace-thread-edited-title/534851/943 "2010-07-13T19:28:03Z")

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Listen to me, Amy, whatever you do, _don’t_ feed them after midnight!

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-series-five-uk-pace-thread-edited-title/534851/944 "2010-07-13T22:50:49Z")

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Actually, the really creepy truth about why the ducks were missing is…

they were inside the Dalek armour, piloting the Daleks (Duckleks?)

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2010, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-series-five-uk-pace-thread-edited-title/534851/945 "2010-07-14T00:21:11Z")

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> [@MacTech](#):
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> Actually, the really creepy truth about why the ducks were missing is…
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> they were inside the Dalek armour, piloting the Daleks (Duckleks?)

Yeah, that sounds like something those evil ducks would do.

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-series-five-uk-pace-thread-edited-title/534851/946 "2011-04-01T05:01:10Z")

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oops

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-series-five-uk-pace-thread-edited-title/534851/947 "2011-04-01T05:11:17Z")

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> [@Baron\_Greenback](#):
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> oops

Even though you edited it out, it’s still in the E-mail for those who subscribe to this thread. What was wrong with what you originally posted?

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-series-five-uk-pace-thread-edited-title/534851/948 "2011-04-01T05:14:06Z")

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> [@Nobody](#):
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> Even though you edited it out, it’s still in the E-mail for those who subscribe to this thread. What was wrong with what you originally posted?

Another thread. Aaargh :eek:

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-series-five-uk-pace-thread-edited-title/534851/949 "2011-04-01T05:15:41Z")

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Oh, OK. Well, carry on then.

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/doctor-who-series-five-uk-pace-thread-edited-title/534851/950 "2011-04-01T15:04:07Z")

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> [@TWDuke](#):
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> Steven Moffat has only promised to resolve [two outstanding issues](http://www.denofgeek.com/television/524642/steven_moffat_on_what_to_expect_in_doctor_who_series_6.html) next year:
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> 1. **Who are the silence**? Note he uses the words “who are,” not “what is.”
> 2. **Who is River Song**? This means we’re going to learn _something_ more about her, but I wouldn’t be surprised if some questions are never answered.

Y’know I happened to be skimming through this thread and something occurred to me that might just be a coincidence, or not. I haven’t seen this floated anywhere else on the internetz, so that I thought I’d toss it out there. Anyway…

River Song first met the Doctor in an episode called “ **Silence** in the Library.” She also says that sometime in the Doctor’s future she murders a man, and it is subtly implied that it may be the Doctor. Could it be that River IS “the Silence”?

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