# Document on Zoophiles (sp?) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 28, 2004, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/document-on-zoophiles-sp/252529 "2004-06-28T11:59:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2004, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/document-on-zoophiles-sp/252529/1 "2004-06-28T11:59:00Z")
Did anyone see this documentary on Channel 4 last week? Oh my lord… I can’t see a picture of horse anymore without feeling sick. Please don’t tell me I was the only one who watched it? I was really hoping to God that there’d be no illustrative acts and there wasn’t! But honestly, there was a nice programme about these lovely miniature horses on yesterday that I really couldn’t watch without thinking there was some guy somewhere out of view of the camera getting off on them! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww… ---
**Author:** ![MidnightRadio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@MidnightRadio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MidnightRadio)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/document-on-zoophiles-sp/252529/2 "2004-07-03T08:26:50Z")
I didn’t see the documentary, but I thought you might be interested in [this page](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ladybuble1.html) from The Smoking Gun’s archives. I don’t know if the ([http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/sound/mandog.mp3](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/sound/mandog.mp3)) (probably not work-safe) they link to is still available, but if it is, you ought to listen to it. > [@](#): > > Frank Buble recently tried to kill his son Phillip because he disapproved of the younger man’s, um, relationship with his dog. Seems that Phillip’s a zoophile who considers his pet his wife. Well, when Frank was sentenced last month in a Maine courthouse, Phillip wanted to attend with his old lady. But despite this moving plea–signed by both husband and _wife_–Superior Court Judge Andrew Mead rejected the request. [Italics mine.] His “wife’s” “signature” was a pawprint that he drew himself! ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/document-on-zoophiles-sp/252529/3 "2004-07-03T09:56:55Z")
I watched about 5 minutes of that documentry thanks to channel surfing and left it pretty quickly… The bit i saw had a man who had apparently married his horse talking about seeing a horses vagina for the first time :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/document-on-zoophiles-sp/252529/4 "2004-07-03T12:52:15Z")
A couple of years ago I was listening to KROQ in L.A., and the morning show guys were having fun with a story about a guy in Palos Verde who was caughe in _flagrante delicto_ with a horse. Twice. The first time he was spotted, he ran off. He came back an hour or so later, and was caught. ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/document-on-zoophiles-sp/252529/5 "2004-07-03T18:36:39Z")
This was so disturbing to my delicate sensibilities, I have tried to purge it from my mind. But I’ll dredge it up from my memory long enough to spew it here, to revulse the rest of you . . . A former co-worker was a photographer and met all sorts of “interesting” people in her line of work. She knew this weird kinky couple. The wife _knew_ that the husband wanted to screw horses and she would help calm the horse, hold the horse’s bridle, not allowing it to get away, while the husband did . . . whatever he was gonna do to the poor animal. The impression I got was that she (the wife) thought this was sort of a “couple’s activity” and sorta “romantic” or something. I swear. Some people need to be shot. ::shudder:: ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2004, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/document-on-zoophiles-sp/252529/6 "2004-07-03T21:57:56Z")
I’ve never quite understood the mechanics of the whole horse thing. I’ve seen a horse with a woody before. I’ve also seen a vet stick his arm in pretty casually. Unless your packing a world class bratwurst how can there possibly be enough friction to get anything done. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/document-on-zoophiles-sp/252529/7 "2004-07-06T01:13:17Z")
[81-year-old man found guilty of bestiality](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=133076&highlight=sheep) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/document-on-zoophiles-sp/252529/8 "2004-07-06T06:12:42Z")
When I was a senior in high school, there was a story on the local news about a man who was apparently into two of the most disgusting taboos at once: beastiality and necrophilia. He had been found making sweet, sweet love to a deer carcass. (I think they institutionalized him or something). I’m also a member of a community on Live Journal called “Bad Porn”, where members try and find really bad, disgusting, stupid, funny, the most non-arrousing porn you can. One guy posted this story about a man who was a real dog lover. _shudder_ He indulged his interest by offering his services as a pet sitter. :eek: (We REALLY need that puking face smiley!) ---
**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/document-on-zoophiles-sp/252529/9 "2004-07-06T09:44:22Z")
Apologies, in the first instance, as the title is supposed to say “documentary”. I thought this thread died a death because it was a little too gross a subject to deal with - even just reading over people’s posts, my stomach is feeling weak again. The worst bit was the guy describing a horse’s orgasm (using this as his reasoning for why this isn’t taking total advantage of the animal). I nearly threw up at that point. Unfortunately, there’s something about me that leads me to watch really nuts documentaries (another one being about dogging - sex in car parks where people either watch or join in). _goes off to get some tummy calming somethingorother_