# Does a bear \*ahem\* in the woods?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-bear-ahem-in-the-woods/317808>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 19, 2005, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-bear-ahem-in-the-woods/317808 "2005-08-19T21:37:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-bear-ahem-in-the-woods/317808/21 "2005-08-20T03:24:48Z")

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Does \<insert close friends name here\> mom smoke crack?

That one always got a laugh because it was always unexpected.

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-bear-ahem-in-the-woods/317808/22 "2005-08-20T12:27:01Z")

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[Egon]  
Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?  
[/Egon]

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**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-bear-ahem-in-the-woods/317808/23 "2005-08-20T13:49:24Z")

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Is a frog’s ass watertight?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-bear-ahem-in-the-woods/317808/24 "2005-08-20T14:18:01Z")

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Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-bear-ahem-in-the-woods/317808/25 "2005-08-20T14:23:57Z")

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Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?  
Has a cat got climbing gear?

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**Author:** ![biddee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@biddee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/biddee)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-bear-ahem-in-the-woods/317808/26 "2005-08-20T14:27:08Z")

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Does Barbie have a plastic pussy?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-bear-ahem-in-the-woods/317808/27 "2005-08-20T14:29:53Z")

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> [@pinkfreud](#):
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> Is the Pope Catholic?

Response: Is his wife?

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-bear-ahem-in-the-woods/317808/28 "2005-08-20T15:32:45Z")

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Are bears polish?

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![sciurophobic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@sciurophobic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciurophobic)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-bear-ahem-in-the-woods/317808/29 "2005-08-20T18:32:21Z")

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When you want to be pretentious:

Do madelines make Proust nostalgic?

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**Author:** ![spingears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@spingears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spingears)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-bear-ahem-in-the-woods/317808/30 "2005-08-20T21:14:47Z")

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Any where the pain comes on. Sometimes in the woods and somtimes in the fields.

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**Author:** ![Sarah\_Woodruff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df788c/32.png) [@Sarah\_Woodruff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarah_Woodruff)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-bear-ahem-in-the-woods/317808/31 "2005-08-21T05:16:15Z")

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> [@pinkfreud](#):
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> Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

In Australia an _im_possibility is expressed thusly:  
Can Dolly Parton swim backstroke under the Harbour Bridge?

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