Why, yes, there’s a Vas Deferens! 
Really? It took until now for someone to provide the obvious punchline?? Shame, Dopers, Shame!
When I had a vasectomy years ago, the doctor could only find one vas. Turns out I was half-vassed!
I’ll be back when the circumcision jokes start.
IMO the C is more sensitive due to being an inside organ.
I was told that if you met some resistance but was shown or found the “C” you were home free w/o resistance. Why does finding seem to be a search or coaching? My guess is the small size. I feel all are just inside the “V’s ” top which means I start searching there w/o help. LOL At My Language! After 50 years of searching, at age 68. The searching is part of the fun before trying to find a bottom.
What’s the meaningful difference between a clitoris and a golf ball?
A man will spend a half hour looking for a golf ball.
That’s why it has a hood; direct stimulation is a little too much of a good thing.
And when erect, it CAN become large enough to wrap one’s hand around. Ask me how I know this.
You read it on a single-mum/divorcee messageboard? :dubious:
Oh dear, what inept lovers you must have known. I mean, I’m not Jack Newhouse or anything, but it didn’t take me a tenth of that time to find it, as a callow teenager who’d never even been to third base before being called up to bat for real.
Reading through the links given in this thread, I found that:
That’s a difference between the reproductive organs of males and females.
joke
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noun: joke; plural noun: jokes
- a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
“she was in a mood to tell jokes”
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Forget it, zoid. It’s Durpertown.
I’m not sure what Durpertown means, but as far as jokes go, I was hoping for something more than a tired old cliche that might, possibly, have been funny as recently as the year this column started fighting ignorance, and it seemed only polite to sympathise with Johanna if she has found men unable or unwilling to find her clitoris.
Umm…not sure if Johanna has transitioned that far yet…
Snort
Where the fuck IS it??!!
Transitioned? 
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Ah, got it. Oh, well, perhaps sharing tired old jokes about men’s ineptitude with one’s fellow-women helps with the mental adjustment, or something. I wouldn’t know… any more, it seems, that Johanna might know about men’s ability to locate a clitoris.
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Oh, you had to mention that. Yes, I have, and I love the heck out of it, thank you very much.
Wait—“Jack Newhouse”? Is that an oblique reference to Giacomo Casanova?
Sorry, it was just that last I read (which admittedly was a while ago - probably that stupid pitting by kimera) you hadn’t.
That’s great.
<Slapping self on forehead>
Yanno, I was actually googling “Jack Newhouse” when I paused to parse out “Casanova”.
And I’m glad to know what Johanna means by what she has in her Location.
There are many homologous organs in the reproductive system because they derive from the same fetal tissue. So sure, a penis is basically a big, modified clitoris. Other pairs include ovaries/testes, labia/scrotum, and hood/foreskin. This might help some men be more understanding. It’s not impossible, but it’s generally difficult for most men to orgasm without penile stimulation, so it shouldn’t be a mystery why women prefer clitoral/hood stimulation.
The resemblance becomes much more obvious if you’ve ever seen a woman with a larger than average clitoris, or seen a video where they use vacuum suction to engorge it.
Some mammals have particularly oversized clitorises called a pseudo-penis. Female hyenas famously have a very penis-like clitoris, with a urethra and birthing canal. Just like a lot of mammals have a bone in their penis, some have a bone in their clitoris.
I don’t think that’s too odd, compared to a lot of other evolutionary flesh molding that goes on. Tetrapods are fish twisted and hammered into surviving on land. Your arms and legs are highly derived fins. Your lungs used to be the swim bladder. Your jaw and inner ear were gills arches, and so on.