# Does a duck shit in the water?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-duck-shit-in-the-water/44026>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 4, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-duck-shit-in-the-water/44026 "2000-12-04T22:24:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-duck-shit-in-the-water/44026/21 "2001-02-13T13:55:14Z")

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Is artichoke a classy way of dying through suffocation?

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-duck-shit-in-the-water/44026/22 "2001-02-13T14:25:22Z")

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If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around, do the other trees point and laugh?

Is water wet?

Is the ocean deep?

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**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-duck-shit-in-the-water/44026/23 "2001-02-13T14:53:54Z")

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Do rivers flow?

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-duck-shit-in-the-water/44026/24 "2001-02-13T15:13:24Z")

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how does a blind person know when he/she is done wiping?

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