# Does a naked photo of you exist in this world?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 26, 2015, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912 "2015-05-26T21:54:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/41 "2015-05-27T03:11:47Z")

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Nope. Never done it.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/42 "2015-05-27T03:20:35Z")

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After age 18? No … but when I was 16 in West Texas, I had a friend take a photo of me naked in a Charles Atlas pose (I was a skinny, gawky kid, no one would really have mistaken me for Charles Atlas) and had another friend who worked in a poster shop at the local mall blow it up into a big poster. Then as a joke, I gave it to this girl who worked with me at a local restaurant. We both worked there part-time after high school, but we went to different high schools. She was a shameless flirt, and we got along well, so I knew it would be okay. And it was – she about died laughing when she unrolled it, as did everyone else at work. Ah, innocent times.

That was about 40 years ago. I suppose that poster could still exist, but it’s probably long deteriorated or been discarded.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/43 "2015-05-27T03:21:27Z")

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Nope.

ETA: Actually, I don’t know. In my crazy college days, a bunch of us would go out to my buddy’s hunting property on weekends and drink it up good. One weekend, I was dared to pose naked on the hood of one of our friend’s pickup. I did it. I was lounging like a model, with one leg covering all of the interesting stuff. The picture existed at one time. I have no idea if it still does.

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**Author:** ![UncaStuart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncastuart/32/404_2.png) [@UncaStuart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncaStuart)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/44 "2015-05-27T04:58:37Z")

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Yes. In the 70s I was asked to pose nude playing my bagpipes for a women’s calendar.

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**Author:** ![Mann\_Slaughter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@Mann\_Slaughter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mann_Slaughter)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/45 "2015-05-27T07:45:13Z")

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Yes. HUNDREDS.  
I’m quite the exhibitionist, and I love creating amateur porn, then posting it online.  
There are both still photos and video starting from 1994 up to just a few months ago that feature me with different women. Among them: an ex-wife, several ex-girlfriends, and my current lady.

And before anyone asks, yes, they’re each aware of the product, and the postings. I make it a point to blur our faces in both the photos and videos, and bleep out our names in the videos to hide our identities.

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**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/46 "2015-05-27T11:29:12Z")

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Yep.  
I think I took a nude selfie within the last fortnight for my husband. Definitely within the last month  
That’s just the most recent. Usually only when he’s away from home for a few days

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**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/47 "2015-05-27T11:32:41Z")

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No. A kind-of-ex sent me ones of her and was very clear that she wanted ones of me. I said that she’s welcome to send stuff to me but I in no way want pictures of me out there. Note: I did not talk her into sending photos to me.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/48 "2015-05-27T11:57:34Z")

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Yes. My wife and I have stills and videos of one another;. I also once posed nude for my (former) best friend’s girlfriend back in college, and my wife had posed nude for some artistic nudes my stepdaughter did.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/49 "2015-05-27T12:03:36Z")

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Yes.

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**Author:** ![JustinC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justinc/32/8083_2.png) [@JustinC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustinC)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/50 "2015-05-27T12:12:07Z")

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Probably hundreds, but only from the neck up. Maybe a few from the waist up, when on the beach or in water parks, but none showing my manly bits. Never had the urge to, plus never had a camera with a big enough zoom on it 😉

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/51 "2015-05-27T12:54:50Z")

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Yes. Many.

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**Author:** ![Norse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9adbd/32.png) [@Norse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/52 "2015-05-27T13:33:20Z")

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Naked? Yes, I’ve been to a few nude beaches.

Explicit, showing the bits as the main subject? Or even shot as a “nude photo”? Heck, no.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/53 "2015-05-27T14:37:47Z")

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Absolutely not.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/54 "2015-05-27T14:44:10Z")

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If you count being in a bath with the lower half covered by bubble-bath, then yes, yes I have.

But no Full Frontal Nudity as far as I can remember.

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**Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/55 "2015-05-27T14:50:26Z")

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No

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**Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/56 "2015-05-27T14:58:27Z")

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Back in the day, my best friend had taken some very tasteful topless photos and shared them with me. I was impressed enough that I told my then boyfriend that, if he was interested, I’d be willing to do the same for him. He was, but somehow I never got around to it. And then we broke up. Meaning the best I can answer is almost, but in the end, no.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/57 "2015-05-27T14:59:44Z")

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> [@Norse](#):
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> Naked? Yes, I’ve been to a few nude beaches.

When one goes to a nude beach does one expect to have their picture taken??

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/58 "2015-05-27T15:14:31Z")

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I just took one but it broke my phone. So I guess no.

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**Author:** ![Norse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9adbd/32.png) [@Norse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/59 "2015-05-27T15:31:09Z")

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> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> When one goes to a nude beach does one expect to have their picture taken??

Like on clothed beaches, I’d take exception to anyone taking pictures of unknown people.

But since I - and my SO - bring a camera to take normal, innocent vacation pictures when I go to the beach, that has also happened on a nude beach. No big deal. But as I said, no “junk” pics.

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**Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/60 "2015-05-27T15:36:15Z")

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My ex used to think it was funny taking pics of me in the shower or comming out of the shower. One time I was laying on the bathroom floor with a mirror trying to pop a pimple on my butt and she snapped a photo. This was before digital camers so I am not to worried about it.

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