# Does a naked photo of you exist in this world? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 26, 2015, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912 "2015-05-26T21:54:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/81 "2015-05-29T13:49:55Z")
Not that I am aware of and I can’t imagine why anyone would put in the effort to subreptitiously catch such a pic of me. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/82 "2015-05-29T15:13:28Z")
No way. None were ever taken. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/83 "2015-05-29T15:39:07Z")
Yes, long ago, when I looked a lot better. I would have no objection if those old Polaroids found their way to the internets. ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/84 "2015-05-29T15:57:17Z")
Yes, and I was really cute back then. But they’re on another continent, so it’s unlikely they’ll come back to haunt me. There are some naked paintings and drawings of me, too. I worked as an artist model for a bit. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/85 "2015-05-29T17:34:36Z")
Maaaybe lots of them. ---
**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/86 "2015-05-29T17:56:09Z")
> [@Malthus](#): > > Yes. Polaroids no less, of my wife and I, taken many years ago. Some fairly naughty, some just naked pics. > > Assuming that the polaroids haven’t disintegrated with age, of course. After we (hopefully) die of extreme old age maybe the kid will find 'em going through our effects, and be seriously squigged out. 😃 Ah yes, Polaroid shots. Me too. But nothing digital and there never will be. I’m not even sure where they are now. Buried in a file drawer in my basement, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![Pabitel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@Pabitel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pabitel)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/87 "2015-05-29T20:11:23Z")
Yes, but I think I am three in it. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/88 "2015-05-29T20:41:23Z")
Unless there’s a masochistic peeping Tom out there, the answer is NO!!! ---
**Author:** ![Reluctant\_A](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@Reluctant\_A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reluctant_A)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/89 "2015-05-29T21:11:58Z")
Well, yes and no: there’s a non-zero chance that my ex-wife still has a Polaroid of me nude in bed, but my naughty bits are covered up by the bedsheets. ---
**Author:** ![racepug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@racepug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racepug)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/90 "2015-05-29T21:12:24Z")
I don’t believe so. And as far as I’m concerned, that’s a good thing (I’ve been told I’m handsome and looks from certain women seem to confirm that but unlike, say, Anthony Wiener, I’m not the least bit interested in having images of me butt-naked floating around in cyberspace. No, thanks!). ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2015, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/91 "2015-05-29T21:53:43Z")
Lots of them. I spend a lot of time at nude beaches with large groups of friends, and few are shy about taking pictures (or posing for them). Nothing of a sexual nature, mind you, just naked drunken people having fun in the sun. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2015, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/92 "2015-05-31T22:12:28Z")
To answer my own question: There has been, but I’m not sure there is anymore, Various ex’s may have long since deleted them by now. ---
**Author:** ![HeXen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@HeXen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeXen)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/93 "2015-06-01T00:13:55Z")
Probably. Used to make my own porn tapes too, no clue what happened to them. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/94 "2015-06-01T01:10:06Z")
Quite a few. ---
**Author:** ![obbn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/d6d6ee/32.png) [@obbn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obbn)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912/95 "2015-06-01T02:18:38Z")
Yes, some naughty ones of me and my ex wife. As I can’t stand her I never look at them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-naked-photo-of-you-exist-in-this-world/720912.md?page=4)