# Does a nude photo of you exist anywhere on this earth? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 24, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100 "2005-03-24T22:40:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/21 "2005-03-25T02:03:08Z")
Not nude, but semi-nude, yes. And they are under lock and key. Never scanned 'em in, never plan to. ---
**Author:** ![Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilvert_s_Pagan)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/22 "2005-03-25T02:05:10Z")
Not a chance. And the world’s a better place for it, believe me. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/23 "2005-03-25T02:14:01Z")
I had a laptop stolen. Og only knows where they are now. A few are posted on dating sites. ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/24 "2005-03-25T02:20:47Z")
Possibly kinda-sorta. I took a picture of my penis and genital area with my digital camera for kicks the other night. I’ve since deleted the picture, but I’m not really familiar with how the file system works on the memory card. It’s possible that the data could still be recovered in whole or part if someone got ahold of the card. Also, I wasn’t really nude at the time, although I wasn’t wearing pants or underwear. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/25 "2005-03-25T02:21:03Z")
There’s one Polaroid of me, er, “in action” with an ex-boyfriend. Unless you know it’s me I’m unidentifiable since I was holding the camera. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/26 "2005-03-25T02:29:24Z")
Some polaroids, pretty much nude - I was in bed, posing for my then-boyfriend, now-husband. (Damn, they must be around a dozen years old now.) They’re in his nightstand. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/27 "2005-03-25T02:40:42Z")
Yes, several, produced for various interested parties. ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/28 "2005-03-25T02:41:17Z")
Yep. Well, topless, at any rate. My ex has them, I think. We’re still pretty good friends, but I’m not about to ask _that_. But, hey, if they got out, I wouldn’t exactly be upset–I have a nice enough chest ;-). ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/29 "2005-03-25T02:42:09Z")
There were a few posted of me running around with no pants on at a Dopefest several years ago, but I don’t know how to find 'em anymore. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/30 "2005-03-25T03:10:29Z")
There are plenty of topless, but then I’m male so that’s no biggie. No nudes, no semi-nudes. ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/31 "2005-03-25T03:29:12Z")
You bet. Total nudity achieved. ---
**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/32 "2005-03-25T03:48:59Z")
I’m sure I told the story of how I became a Microsoft Certified Porn Star, but it gets worse. At a Pagan Samhain party some years ago, I was in the Hot tub when ‘Bela Lugosi’s Dead’ came on the stereo. I jumped out and joined the dancers without bothering to robe. Someone snapped a pair of pics of me dancing buck nekkid with some Goth Chicks. I got a hold of the photos long enough to scan them. On another message board, one of the members was posting Artsy BDSM shots of herself, so with wild trepidation, I posted mine. Another poster photoshopped me with no mercy, and took me on tour of the world. I have pics of me dancing nude at Stonehenge, The Eiffel Tower, in the Jungels of Vietnam, on stage at a childrens show, at the head of a parade, etc. I have since been known there as the ‘Naked hairy Pagan guy’. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/33 "2005-03-25T04:01:32Z")
Nope. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/34 "2005-03-25T04:03:24Z")
Part of me, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![JimOfAllTrades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@JimOfAllTrades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimOfAllTrades)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/35 "2005-03-25T04:22:51Z")
Yeah, a few. My wife and I have pics of us separately and together. It possible my ex-wife still has a couple from that era, and while I can’t think of any off hand, it’s possible an old girlfriend somewhere may have one of me. I don’t think are on-line anywhere, but it’s possible. I have emailed a couple out over the years, so you never know for sure. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/36 "2005-03-25T04:58:15Z")
Yeah. When the wife and I were courting, long-distance, over the Web. She was in Boston, I was in Southern California. We got to a point where we exchanged photos. Then…that kind of photo. 😃 They still exist on the computer. Passworded. ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/37 "2005-03-25T05:10:58Z")
Until recently, no. As of yesterday, yes. And they currently reside on a certain Doper’s hard drive. No, I’m not naming names…she knows who she is. Speaking of which, I’m still waiting for her to reciprocate. So, my dear: get to it! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Time\_Like\_Tears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@Time\_Like\_Tears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Time_Like_Tears)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/38 "2005-03-25T07:30:47Z")
Yes, I have some, but not digital or on the internet. Only hard copy. My ex-husband took them of me before we were married. The bad thing is, I had forgotten about them, and apparently left them not-too-hidden in my old room at my dad’s, along with a ton of other junk. You people can’t imagine how ooged out I was when I found out he had found them… ::shudders:: ---
**Author:** ![Mississippienne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mississippienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mississippienne)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/39 "2005-03-25T09:16:09Z")
None completely nekkid, but there’s no doubt some footage of me topless on Bourbon Street circulating the 'Net somewhere. I know there were at least two Italian guys with video-cameras in the crowd. However, I had a mask on so you can’t tell it’s me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/40 "2005-03-25T09:27:10Z")
When I was 17 I made a video that I intended to send to my boyfriend overseas. My younger siblings later taped over it with DBZ. I am both glad and sorry they did! No nude pics and probably won’t ever be. I’ve deleted all the ones from the digicam that were taken. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100.md?page=3)