# Does a nude photo of you exist anywhere on this earth? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 24, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100 "2005-03-24T22:40:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/41 "2005-03-25T10:18:01Z")
Yes, from a long time ago with a girlfriend. Nothing sexual, nothing artsy, just nudes. There is one where for giggles I stood on my head. Feh. I do have some nudes of **Wifecat** though. -Tcat ---
**Author:** ![Go\_You\_Big\_Red\_Fire\_Engine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/eada6e/32.png) [@Go\_You\_Big\_Red\_Fire\_Engine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_You_Big_Red_Fire_Engine)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/42 "2005-03-25T11:41:25Z")
> [@The Sonoran Lizard King](#): > > Another poster photoshopped me with no mercy, and took me on tour of the world. I have pics of me dancing nude at Stonehenge, The Eiffel Tower, in the Jungels of Vietnam, **on stage at a childrens show** , at the head of a parade, etc. [emphasis mine] You better be joking. That is not cool. Yeh, have some. Ex-boyfriend took them, I have them now. ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/43 "2005-03-25T12:30:36Z")
> [@Go You Big Red Fire Engine](#): > > [emphasis mine] > You better be joking. That is not cool. > > Yeh, have some. Ex-boyfriend took them, I have them now. Uhhh… he said a friend **photoshopped** him and took him on a tour. Photoshopping a nekkid guy into a children’s show picture, may be a bit strange, but it would definately be funny. ---
**Author:** ![UnwrittenNocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/6de8d8/32.png) [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/44 "2005-03-25T12:56:48Z")
Yes. There no doubt exist nude photos of me out there. And there are some here. …bits of me anyway … er… ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/45 "2005-03-25T13:02:34Z")
Pics? Yes, and some Dopers have seen them. Videos? Yes, and I wouldn’t be surprised if some Dopers had seen them. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/46 "2005-03-25T13:44:24Z")
Nope. And I can’t imagine why anyone would want racy shots of myself, in any case. Excuse me, I’ve got to prepare for a trip to Anaamika’s house. Rope, black jumpsuit, lockpick… ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/47 "2005-03-25T13:49:42Z")
Yes, taken on my 64th birthday. Not on the net, though. For the right money, I promise to never post it. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/48 "2005-03-25T13:57:19Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > Nope. And I can’t imagine why anyone would want racy shots of myself, in any case. > > Excuse me, I’ve got to prepare for a trip to Anaamika’s house. > > Rope, black jumpsuit, lockpick… YOU’LL NEVER _cough_ in the small lockbox _cough_ GET THEM!!! ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/49 "2005-03-25T14:01:28Z")
Too many to count. Three trips to Nudes-a-Poppin’ and my nekkid ass is probably all over the internet. And I know for sure I’ve been in a couple of Buttman video’s, and others that were present during NaP. Plus, there are private pictures that are for just my fiancee. The NaP pics aren’t bedroom sexy, even though they are nude. It’s just a naked competition and there are hundreds of people walking around naked, dancing, posing, etc. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/50 "2005-03-25T14:06:09Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > YOU’LL NEVER _cough_ in the small lockbox _cough_ GET THEM!!! Who knew crime was this easy and fun? Does this mean you owe me 20 cents now? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/51 "2005-03-25T14:07:26Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > Who knew crime was this easy and fun? > > Does this mean you owe me 20 cents now? 😉 _snort_ Can’t believe you remembered that. ---
**Author:** ![AndyPolley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@AndyPolley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndyPolley)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/52 "2005-03-25T14:11:26Z")
I posed in a Spencer Tunick group nude photo back in 1997 at a Phish concert in Maine, but it looks a lot like [this\*](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.i-20.com/images/works/w160.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.i-20.com/artist.php%3Fartist_id%3D19%26page%3Dimages%26work_id%3D160&h=395&w=500&sz=114&tbnid=26CVs3BNs1AJ:&tbnh=100&tbnw=127&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3DSpencer%2BTunick%2BMaine%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff) so I’m just one in the crowd. A film crew was there to cover the event so I’m apparently running naked through a nationally produced dvd as well. Icing on the cake? The center pages of [The Phish Book](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0375752544/qid=1111760200/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl14/102-6583452-7947358?v=glance&s=books&n=507846) features a 2 page pic from that shoot that I’m fairly recognizable in too. So in one fateful day I managed to pose nude for a photograph, a dvd, and a published book. \*Link features access to pics of lots of nekkid folk. Artistically, of course. It’s not porn, but it’s a tad on the not work-safe side. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/53 "2005-03-25T18:02:26Z")
Oops… Forgot about all the videos. Still haven’t brought myself to pop any of the DVDs into the player yet. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/54 "2005-03-25T20:21:49Z")
Extra credit poll question for the “no” and ‘absolutely not’ crowd: Is it bashfulness? If so, try and remember in almost every case, you’ll find about 50% of your peers look better and 50% look worse in their natural state. Fear of Blackmail? With the +/- 100,000,000 (estimated) photos of naked people on the internet, it’s far too commonplace to approach the level of a ‘blackmail-able’ offense. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/55 "2005-03-25T20:25:03Z")
Somewhere, there’s a video of my wife and I doing spousal things. I misplaced it a few years ago, uh, I mean _she_ misplaced it (not my fault, nope), so if you have an 8mm player, and you see us, could you kindly return it, no questions asked? ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/56 "2005-03-25T20:32:43Z")
> [@JohnBckWLD](#): > > Extra credit poll question for the “no” and ‘absolutely not’ crowd: > > Is it bashfulness? If so, try and remember in almost every case, you’ll find about 50% of your peers look better and 50% look worse in their natural state. > > Fear of Blackmail? With the +/- 100,000,000 (estimated) photos of naked people on the internet, it’s far too commonplace to approach the level of a ‘blackmail-able’ offense. No one’s ever motivated me to do it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/57 "2005-03-25T20:44:49Z")
Until a few months ago, no. I definitely do not have the sort of body one would want to see naked. But my girlfriend really wanted some nude pics of me, so hey, why not? I have a digital camera and a tripod, so I got to work. I sent her a few of the least nauseating ones and she was happy. She just had to send her computer back to the shop for data recovery, though. The hard drive contiaining my pictures was in the hands of christ-all-knows-who for days. So for all I know they’ve posted the pics on [uglynakedguy.com](http://uglynakedguy.com) (note: as far as I know, not a real web site). I’m just hoping they weren’t quite that curious. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/58 "2005-03-25T20:51:40Z")
> [@pestie](#): > > …my girlfriend really wanted some nude pics of me, so hey, why not? I have a digital camera and a tripod, so I got to work. I sent her a few … Wow, when your office has dress down Friday, you don’t mess around, do you? ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/59 "2005-03-25T21:05:15Z")
> [@CandidGamera](#): > > No one’s ever motivated me to do it. 😉 Shed your shell and get crackin! ---
**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100/60 "2005-03-25T21:14:41Z")
Yep, digital pics and video sent to several lonely women in exchange for the same. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-a-nude-photo-of-you-exist-anywhere-on-this-earth/296100.md?page=4)