# Does ”analingus” bother anyone else?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-analingus-bother-anyone-else/635017>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 17, 2012, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-analingus-bother-anyone-else/635017 "2012-09-17T22:34:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Suil\_Dubh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85f322/32.png) [@Suil\_Dubh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suil_Dubh)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-analingus-bother-anyone-else/635017/21 "2012-09-18T12:01:13Z")

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> [@friedo](#):
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> Well, lick my ass and call me Shirley. I’ve been spelling that wrong for years.

You jest!

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-analingus-bother-anyone-else/635017/22 "2012-09-18T12:18:44Z")

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Waiter, I’ll take the tossed salad, please.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-analingus-bother-anyone-else/635017/23 "2012-09-18T12:57:12Z")

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> [@quedefuk](#):
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> I can’t believe her mouth would be more disgusting.

ZING!!!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-analingus-bother-anyone-else/635017/24 "2012-09-18T12:59:10Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> Especially when the first sentence of the OP is “It drives me wild.”

Yes, the OP had me there.

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-analingus-bother-anyone-else/635017/25 "2012-09-18T15:58:18Z")

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> [@Che\_G.Anonymous\_Capitalist](#):
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> **Does ”analingus” bother anyone else?**

No. I quite enjoy it, actually.

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**Author:** ![Che\_G.Anonymous\_Capitalist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Che\_G.Anonymous\_Capitalist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Che_G.Anonymous_Capitalist)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-analingus-bother-anyone-else/635017/26 "2012-09-18T18:12:56Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> No. I quite enjoy it, actually.

Why do you enjoy the misspelling?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-analingus-bother-anyone-else/635017/27 "2012-09-18T18:27:39Z")

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> [@ShibbOleth](#):
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> Waiter, I’ll take the tossed salad, please.

What kind of crack is that?!?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-analingus-bother-anyone-else/635017/28 "2012-09-18T19:36:00Z")

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:cue variant of “turn the other cheek” joke:

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-analingus-bother-anyone-else/635017/29 "2012-09-18T21:39:15Z")

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> [@Che\_G.Anonymous\_Capitalist](#):
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> Why do you enjoy the misspelling?

Ok ya little dipthong.

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> At worst, it get them off the internet for a while.

You dropped an “s” in your OP. Attention to detail is of vital importance is it not? Oh, and it’s not the misspelling that’s so funny, it’s watching you turn purple, pretending to miss jokes, etc. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-analingus-bother-anyone-else/635017/30 "2012-09-19T03:52:34Z")

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> [@thirdname](#):
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> It only bothers me when she wants to kiss me afterward.

That’s what mouthwash is for, silly, though it kinda burns, if you know what I mean.

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-analingus-bother-anyone-else/635017/31 "2012-09-19T05:20:06Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> There’ll be no more “Colonel Angus,” ladies. Call me by my given name.

Well at least provide a [link](http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/665455/) if you’re going to go there so everyone can play at home.

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