I think it ia a bad idea.
Bah. You call this news? Mice with big brains have been around for years. We simply know how to avoid your pathetic traps and your sadistic experiments.
Nonny
I asked my cats about this phenomenon, and this is what they had to say:
QueenBitchKitty: Foolish human. Of course we look at you blankly, and there are two reasons for this. One, if you begin to suspect that we understand you, the next thing we know you’ll be arguing politics with us, and let’s face it, your species is pretty clueless in this arena. Two, we really love to watch you make multiple guesses as to what we really desire from you. “Kitty wanna treat? Catch the mousie? Wanna rub-rub?” as you get more and more frustrated. This, to cats, is entertainment on a grand scale.
BadBoyKittyWithAToupee: Duh. Only a creature as ridiculous as a human would talk endlessly to an unresponsive audience, then, realizing he is either being ignored or is completely unintelligible in Feline, would simply talk LOUDER. And don’t deny it, we’ve seen you do it to cab drivers.
StupidGirlKitty: Dust is yummy.
Although I am not a fan. I have to think where the hell is PETA when you need them. No this is a cause they can really take up…
Things are boring right now. I say mix up a big batch and let the loose in paris.
Things are boring right now. I say mix up a big batch and let the loose in paris.
I think it’s fascinating. Although, I also think it would be fun to talk with the doctor about this…
How cool is that? Best straight line EVAR!
Well, sure, Bosda, but it’s no use - my man-boobs will never be as big as Fabio’s.
Zort!
I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor open at this time of night?
Anyone here play planescape torment with the hive mind rats that rule parts of the sewers?