Does anyone actually LIKE the Ace Hardware "wingmen"?

This.

It surprises me that rather few stores seem to understand this. Sometimes customers would like help - which will be clearly indicated by behaviors such as accosting and speaking to available employees, so there’s absolutely no need to ask everyone. Sometimes they would like to be left alone, to browse - which is also clearly indicated by an absence of the above accost/speak behavior pattern.

IOW, having an employee simply smile at customers entering the store (which serves to clearly signal that help is available if needed) is actually more helpful than having one speak to each entering customer. It also consumes meaningfully less employee and customer time.

Why? Because I needed to get a song into my computer.

What? I had to connect a mixing board to my computer.

Our local Ace does this, and it can definitely be annoying.

It did, though, allow me to use one of my favorite jokes. I was looking for a 1.5" wooden dowel and the “wingman” asked “How long do you want it?”

I responded “Oh, quite a while, I’m going to hang my clothes on it!”

It whooshed right over his head.

“Probably until we sell the house.”

I’d steal that, except the Guy would probably impale me through my smart ass with it…

My local Ace does this, and I love it. Walk in the front door, and someone will ask you if you need help finding anything. Say no, and they leave you alone. Say yes, and the front person directs you to the aisle, and calls someone from that department, who meets you to help you find things.

As long as they leave you alone when you say no it wouldn’t really bother me. But sometimes there aren’t enough peope in the store and idle employees will one after the other come by to ask me if I need help. I prefer the solitude of being alone with hardware.

Been to many Acos and Aces and never seen this.

I’ve never been to an Ace, but I like the idea. Home improvement stores are the one place I can never find a goddamn salesperson when I need one.

The local ACE is pretty good about having people in the store that know where things are. They don’t ask my name but they are pretty proactive about asking if you need help but they are not obnoxious about it. I am pretty happy with the level of service. What I don’t like is the fact that more than 1/2 the time they don’t have what I need and I have to go to home depot. The local home depot people are pretty good as well but there are not as many of them and in some departments you have to wait around while they are helping other customers.

If that happened to me, I’d walk right out and go to another store, unless it were an emergency.

Love it. When I’m sent in by someone with a list, I just hand it to them.