# Does anyone else think Julie Andrews is hot?

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**Created:** [February 6, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-else-think-julie-andrews-is-hot/436540 "2008-02-06T17:12:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-else-think-julie-andrews-is-hot/436540/21 "2008-02-06T19:58:53Z")

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Another vote for hot.

One of my regrets is that while I was working for ConEd she was doing Victor/Victoria on Broadway, and I didn’t take the time to get tickets to see her. It wouldn’t matter whether the show was any damned good - just to have been able to see her live would have been something.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-else-think-julie-andrews-is-hot/436540/22 "2008-02-06T20:02:04Z")

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I like Ladies. English ones among them. Deborah Kerr? Rrrrr. Jean Simmons? Mmmmm.

Curiously, I never thought That Way about Julie until I saw her in white tie & tails in _Victor/Victoria_. I lke tomboys, too, you see. Especially 1930s tomboys, although that movie had about as much to do with the 1930s as Little Caesars Pizza does with the Roman Empire.

Still, nothing beats Valerie Hobson in riding habit, throwing a hissy fit because her boots haven’t been polished properly. 😛

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-else-think-julie-andrews-is-hot/436540/23 "2008-02-06T20:02:38Z")

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Two bits from the Sound of Music.

When she dances with the Captain and gets all out of breath and flustered, and when she comes out of the lake and is completly wet.

Very very hot.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-else-think-julie-andrews-is-hot/436540/24 "2008-02-06T20:05:27Z")

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Maybe 50 years ago. You guys do realize she’s 6 years older than Dick Cheney?

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-else-think-julie-andrews-is-hot/436540/25 "2008-02-06T20:10:08Z")

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[QUOTE=BobLibDem]  
Maybe 50 years ago. You guys do realize she’s 6 years older than Dick Cheney?  
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Dude, you do realize some of us may lust after silver screen stars? Anne Sheridan, Jean Crain, Gene Tierney, for example, or the stars that **Beware of Doug** listed. Let’s be honest: for the majority of the public lusting after a movie star is about as likely to prove to be anything beyond a fantasy as lusting after fictional characters. What does the reality matter, when we’re talking about a fantasy on that level?

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**Author:** ![kelly5078](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6f9a4e/32.png) [@kelly5078](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kelly5078)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-else-think-julie-andrews-is-hot/436540/26 "2008-02-06T20:24:25Z")

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Not hot at all. A wonderful talent, though. It’s always pissed me off that she got screwed out of playing Eliza in the movie version of “My Fair Lady,” even though it was given to the smoking-hot Audrey Hepburn (except for the part about the singing).

She’s hotter than Dame Wendy Hiller, who managed to get the role of Eliza in the 1938 movie version of “Pygmalion,” but that’s not saying much.

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-else-think-julie-andrews-is-hot/436540/27 "2008-02-06T20:26:04Z")

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[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]  
Dude, you do realize some of us may lust after silver screen stars? Anne Sheridan, Jean Crain, Gene Tierney, for example, or the stars that **Beware of Doug** listed.  
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And Myrna Loy. Ever see _The Thin Man_ or _The Best Years of Our Lives_? Wow.

Sorry for the diversion. Back to Julie Andrews. She’s not Myrna Loy Wow, but pretty Wow nonetheless. Her short haircut in _Victor Victoria_ just really does it for me.

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**Author:** ![RiverRunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/977dab/32.png) [@RiverRunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RiverRunner)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-else-think-julie-andrews-is-hot/436540/28 "2008-02-06T20:36:42Z")

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]  
I need to dissent. She was a nice looking Lady, but she was never hot. Not even in S.O.B.  
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Well, it is certainly your right to dissent.

But that doesn’t stop her from being hot.

RR

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-else-think-julie-andrews-is-hot/436540/29 "2008-02-06T20:44:11Z")

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[QUOTE=BobLibDem]  
Maybe 50 years ago. You guys do realize she’s 6 years older than Dick Cheney?  
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What’s your point? Dick Cheney is hot, too, the kind of hot that you’d like to take up the ass.

Chim Cheney Cherooo

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Call\_Me\_Shirley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Don\_t\_Call\_Me\_Shirley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Call_Me_Shirley)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-else-think-julie-andrews-is-hot/436540/30 "2008-02-06T20:51:18Z")

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Totally hot.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-else-think-julie-andrews-is-hot/436540/31 "2008-02-06T20:55:42Z")

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Blake Edwards once told the story of how they met on a talk show I watched. He had trashed her at a party by saying “she’s so damned sweet she probably has violets growing between her legs”. She heard of what he had said and sent him a bouquet of violets saying “I picked these for you”. He was embarassed and invited her to dinner to apologize and evidently ended up picking violets for the next 40 years.

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-else-think-julie-andrews-is-hot/436540/32 "2008-02-06T21:26:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Sampiro]  
He was embarassed and invited her to dinner to apologize and evidently ended up picking violets for the next 40 years.  
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As well as grazing in the violet patch from time to time, I hope.

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-else-think-julie-andrews-is-hot/436540/33 "2008-02-06T21:30:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Sampiro]  
She heard of what he had said and sent him a bouquet of violets saying “I picked these for you”.  
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OK, you’ve proved that she’s both classy _and_ hot, a deadly combination no matter how old she is.

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-else-think-julie-andrews-is-hot/436540/34 "2008-02-06T21:54:17Z")

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What about [Maureen O’Hara](http://www.thebiographychannel.co.uk/images/biographies/main/156_bio_homepage_main.jpg)?

Some guys have a thing for redheads…it appears John Wayne’s characters did.

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-else-think-julie-andrews-is-hot/436540/35 "2008-02-06T22:20:55Z")

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Mmmmmm…Maureen O’Hara…  
Julie Andrews. Hot. Definitely hot.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-else-think-julie-andrews-is-hot/436540/36 "2008-02-06T22:26:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Trunk]  
Yeah, she’s the kind of hot that you’d like to take up the ass.  
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I don’t think Julie would fit up your ass, but perhaps you and she could work out something that would. 😉

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-else-think-julie-andrews-is-hot/436540/37 "2008-02-06T22:31:11Z")

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\ ***Sally Miles:** I am going to show my boobies. Are you here to see my boobies? \*

Yes, dear, I certainly am.

Smoking hot.

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-else-think-julie-andrews-is-hot/436540/38 "2008-02-06T23:43:29Z")

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Hot? Not overly. Desirable, beautiful, sweet, worthy of undying devotion? Yes! 😃

On one or two ISIRTAs (long before “S.O.B.”) they played Julie’s songs from “My Fair Lady” with certain words beeped out.

"All I want is a (beep) somewhere,  
Far away from the cold night air  
With one enormous (beep)  
Oh wouldn’t it be loverly? …

Lots of chocolate for me to eat  
Lots of coal makin’ lots of heat  
Warm (beep), warm (beep), warm (beep)…"

“If you’re in love, (beep) me”

From ISIRTA’s hymn/march-like song, “Julie Andrews, I Love You!”

> [@](#):
>
> (spoken intro) Who is the one who sets our temperature soaring?  
> Who is the one that sets our passions roaring?  
> Who is the queen of the silver screen that we all dream about?  
> Who is the moll, the living doll that we all dream about?
> 
> (sung)Iiiiiiiiiiiiiits  
> Julie Andrews! (Ahhh ahh ahh)  
> When I breathe your name,  
> Julie Andrews (Ahhh ahh ahh)  
> It sets my heart aflame!
> 
> …
> 
> (spoken)O Julie, Julie! Forgive me for feeling this way about you  
> when you’re so, so clean.  
> But I’ve been like this ever since I saw you in Mary Poppins,  
> and you floated down with that crinoline spread out around you  
> and I had an uncontrollable desire to look up!  
> O Julie, Julie, you’re more voluptuous than Twiggy,  
> more primitive than Katie Boyle.  
> You’re sexier, sexier by far than Raymond Baxter.  
> Every night, I have the same dream that we are alone together,  
> I watch as you take off your habit and wimple,  
> and I say, “Shall we?”,  
> and you say “Shall we what?”,  
> and I say “You know”  
> and you say “I don’t”  
> AND YOU DON"T!!
> 
> (sung) Julie Andrews, (Ahhh ahh ahh)  
> Untouched by human hands  
> Julie Andrews, (Ahhh ahh ahh)  
> When you speak I understand…

😃

The rest of the lyrics (with typos) can be found here: [http://groups.google.com/group/alt.video.laserdisc/msg/bf849237862c93c1](http://groups.google.com/group/alt.video.laserdisc/msg/bf849237862c93c1)

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**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-else-think-julie-andrews-is-hot/436540/39 "2008-02-07T00:01:23Z")

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Yes, she is incredibly hot. I have always had a thing for Mary Poppins. She has such a combination of qualities. Beautiful face, the voice of an angel, and she looks soooo good in business attire. I always wished she was my nanny. But I think I would be going out of my way to be naughty just so she would spank me.

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**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-else-think-julie-andrews-is-hot/436540/40 "2008-02-07T00:14:55Z")

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There was a time a couple of years back when we were watching _The Sound of Music_ a couple of times a week for a couple of months (my young son liked it).

I realized one of my big problems with the movie (that I mostly enjoy) is that it wasn’t credible to me that the Captain would fall in love with Maria as she was depicted in the movie. Maria was supposed to be a novice in the convent but she looks every bit of the 30 years Julie Andrews was when the movie was made.

Julie Andrews is talented and apparently smart and has a good sense of humor as well but hot? Not.

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