# Does anyone have a crush on Beckdawrek?? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 22, 2019, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447 "2019-07-22T11:49:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447/1 "2019-07-22T11:49:24Z")
As y’all know, she’s been having some health problems and is feeling low. The work crush thread hasn’t helped because she says nobody has had a crush on her since fourth grade. This I find hard to believe, but she does live outside of Hooterville and those Bradley girls are stiff competition. But really, a pretty blonde who has kept her ballerina figure and is witty, smart, and funny should have the crushers lined up. I’d be there except for her heavily armed husband. I told her that she must have a number of admirers (nudge nudge, wink wink) here but she said no, she’s just a forgettable gadfly. So let’s cheer the girl up and those of you who have a bit of a crush on her please come forward. I won’t tell her husband. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447/2 "2019-07-22T11:58:16Z")
I have a non-romantic crush on her from her stories and witty replies in the threadgames. I would like to hang and share in her inexplicable phobias. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447/3 "2019-07-22T12:57:50Z")
Sadly, **Beck** is actually a 350 lb. male airboat pilot who doesn’t get a lot of work. At night, he plays bass for Atlanta Rhythm Section II. But I still crush on her. She got moxie, she do. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447/4 "2019-07-22T13:18:55Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Sadly, a 350 lb. male airboat pilot who doesn’t get a lot of work. The insurance rates must be incredible. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447/5 "2019-07-22T14:10:03Z")
Mikey I’m gonna come up there and punch you!!😉 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447/6 "2019-07-22T14:14:03Z")
I hope things go well at the doctor today. \ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447/7 "2019-07-22T14:32:50Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Mikey I’m gonna come up there and punch you!!😉 Let me know when, and we can sell tickets! ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447/8 "2019-07-22T14:43:26Z")
> [@Isamu](#): > > I have a non-romantic crush on her from her stories and witty replies in the threadgames. I would like to hang and share in her inexplicable phobias. 😛 Same here! She’s a lovely person, and I adore her writing. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447/9 "2019-07-22T14:47:08Z")
You’ll get plenty of takers from the Chicago area, carnivorous plant. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447/10 "2019-07-22T16:20:33Z")
Despite years of wishing I could switch sides, I have never been able to crush on female type persons. But Becks already knows how much I enjoy her threads, because I tell her. Cheer up Beck! You are much appreciated! ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447/11 "2019-07-22T16:35:52Z")
As a hetero female, I don’t crush on her, but I do crush on her good, good stories. I’m always happy when I see there’s a new one. And I’d be willing to bet if we had a Most Popular Doper contest, Beckdawrek would win. It’s a lonely old world, Beck, especially down there in Dump Truck, AR, but your fans are legion, and we care about you. ---
**Author:** ![Emergency911](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/43a26b/32.png) [@Emergency911](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emergency911)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447/12 "2019-07-22T16:40:25Z")
I am happily married and would never document any crushes in writing…HOWEVER, I do smile when I see Beck has posted a new thread. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447/13 "2019-07-22T17:05:20Z")
> [@nelliebly](#): > > And I’d be willing to bet if we had a Most Popular Doper contest, Beckdawrek would win. > > It’s a lonely old world, Beck, especially down there in Dump Truck, AR, but your fans are legion, and we care about you. I remember when she was new people thought she was a troll or a sock or even that she was a guy catfishing us. She and I had grown close quickly and I could assure any who asked that none of that was true. However, I had my doubts about the catfish idea until she sent me the photo that she uses 4X in her avatar. In profile she looked so good that if she was a guy he stole a damned good picture and I stopped caring. The rest of you have seen her transform. Her blood sugar has been good the past few days and she will update us later. Or I will, since this thread embarrasses her. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447/14 "2019-07-22T17:20:12Z")
Thank you for keeping us posted **DZ**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447/15 "2019-07-22T17:24:12Z")
I didn’t know beck was having health problems. Guess I naturally avoid those kinds of threads. Get well soon lovely lady! You’re always a ray of sunshine in a bleak and dreary online world. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447/16 "2019-07-22T17:59:13Z")
An update: “I’m in a room waiting to get stuck and cut on a tiny bit. My upper right arm is numbed up. This should go quick if they ever get in here. They took blood and pee. I drank some nasty crap and have had a cat scan. I should go home. If my artery doesn’t blow. I can’t bleed too much, the vampires already drained me. You can update your thread with that news, if you want.” ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447/17 "2019-07-22T18:12:18Z")
Bad, bad, bad. > [@dropzone](#): > > I won’t tell her husband. He knows. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447/18 "2019-07-22T18:14:52Z")
I’m regretting this thread. I’ve burned off all of the good will from saving her life and now she’s going to kill me. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447/19 "2019-07-22T18:20:24Z")
Ha! She would never. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447/20 "2019-07-22T18:22:36Z")
She seems nice. I’ll bet she’d let me have her ice on a hot day. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-have-a-crush-on-beckdawrek/837447.md?page=2)