# Does anyone here have a enhanced penis? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 28, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085 "2007-11-28T21:33:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Chasing\_Dreams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@Chasing\_Dreams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chasing_Dreams)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/1 "2007-11-28T21:33:37Z")
From all the porn discussion lately, I am now curious to know if any Dopers have an enhanced penis. How much bigger did your penis actually get? Did you get silicone implants like women do for their breasts? Is there a way to make your penis bigger without surgery? ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/2 "2007-11-28T21:37:58Z")
Nothing useful to add. My weiner is all natural. Just noticing that if Chasing dreams is a female or a gay male, it makes a great username/subject combo. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/3 "2007-11-28T21:42:22Z")
The answer for me is no, nor have I ever tried. But I’m fairly certain that there is no such operation, and those suction thingies just don’t work. Sorry. Be happy with what you’ve got. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/4 "2007-11-28T21:49:57Z")
[austinpowers] That sort of thing isn’t my bag, baby! [/ap] ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/5 "2007-11-28T22:07:08Z")
I don’t, but you could read about someone who does here: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=273825&highlight=penis](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=273825&highlight=penis) I hope you’re not squeamish. ---
**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/6 "2007-11-28T22:07:31Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] The answer for me is no, nor have I ever tried. But I’m fairly certain that there is no such operation… [/QUOTE] [Au contraire!](http://www.plasticsurgeryportal.com/penis-enlargement/2003080110394814467520) Yes, I researched this at work. No, I have not had the procedure done. Ye gods! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/7 "2007-11-29T00:46:59Z")
Seems like a real bad idea. From all I have heard, if you desire your penis to both look natural and function normally, cutting into it is not your thing. If you want a disfigured and/or a half functioning cock, then by all means. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/8 "2007-11-29T01:03:01Z")
[http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1\_056.html](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_056.html) [http://www.straightdope.com/columns/001020.html](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/001020.html) ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/9 "2007-11-29T01:37:44Z")
I had a men’s health exam once, and after I rezipped, the doc was running down a checklist with me (how much sex, etc). At one point he went to tic of the “cut” box, saying to me, “…and you’re circumcised…” at which point I interrupted him with an “I am??” Apparently my enhanced penis allows me to fool doctors into thinking I am jewish. Not much of a superpower, but you take what you can get, really. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/10 "2007-11-29T01:44:48Z")
Mine is usually enhanced first thing in the morning. But that only lasts until that first pee. yee gads though, sometimes I have to stand on my head to pee. ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/11 "2007-11-29T01:57:22Z")
Let me tell you, having just been provided with housing containing a urinal, my life has never been better. Good for mornings, good for drinking, a million and one uses! I’m seriously thinking about making this a must for my long-term living. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/12 "2007-11-29T02:04:26Z")
[QUOTE=NurseCarmen] Mine is usually enhanced first thing in the morning. But that only lasts until that first pee. yee gads though, sometimes I have to stand on my head to pee. [/QUOTE] Cock push-ups! ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/13 "2007-11-29T10:03:11Z")
I had a sub-woofer installed at the base. It goes great with the sweet set of spinners I put on my nutsack. Believe me, you cruise down the street with a tricked-out package like that, people look. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/14 "2007-11-29T10:16:02Z")
I saw a documentary about a guy who had this done in Ireland. His boyfriend was away for a few weeks, so he got the “enhancement” to surprise him on his return. It didn’t really have the effect one would imagine he was looking for, though he apparently liked it, as he had the procedure done a few times, making it fatter each time. Ever seen those Chinese pink river dolphins? It looked like a little one of those. ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/15 "2007-11-29T10:50:43Z")
[QUOTE=Sublight] I had a sub-woofer installed at the base. It goes great with the sweet set of spinners I put on my nutsack. Believe me, you cruise down the street with a tricked-out package like that, people look. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=jjimm] I saw a documentary about a guy who had this done in Ireland. His boyfriend was away for a few weeks, so he got the “enhancement” to surprise him on his return. It didn’t really have the effect one would imagine he was looking for, though he apparently liked it, as he had the procedure done a few times, making it fatter each time. Ever seen those Chinese pink river dolphins? It looked like a little one of those. [/QUOTE] But where did the dolphin put its subwoofer? ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/16 "2007-11-29T10:56:47Z")
Are you asking whether some fairy has rubbed my penis with their wand? Oh, sorry I thought it said enchanted penis… ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/17 "2007-11-29T12:33:02Z")
Enhanced? No. Enchanted? Yes. Kinda like a magic wand. Or, more aptly, a magic baseball bat. ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/18 "2007-11-29T13:28:27Z")
[QUOTE=Chasing Dreams] Is there a way to make your penis bigger without surgery? [/QUOTE] I can make it bigger without surgery a couple of times a day. The effect’s temporary, though. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/19 "2007-11-29T15:28:16Z")
**Way TMI!** Because of an accident resulting in damage to the hydraulic system, I had a prosthetic pump installed. An unexpected side effect (benefit?) is that the diameter has been increased although the length has not. The enhancement, in my case, is functional and not cosmetic. But it might be germane to the question. The surgery involved both the penis and scrotum and I can only describe the recovery as pure agony, relieved only slightly by vicodin and the application of various packages of frozen corn, peas, etc.,----these are recommended because they can be shaped to fit the affected area. If I had had the least inkling that the pain would be as horrendous as it was, I would have declined the surgery. My most emphatic recommendation is: Don’t let nobody cut on your Manly Parts unless said cutting is medically necessary to save your life. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/20 "2007-11-29T15:35:09Z")
What is this, an audition for candidates to appear in a limerick or something? \* Wanted: Persons having undergone penile enhancement; origin from, or current residence in a geographical area that rhymes with said organ a distinct advantage…\* [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085.md?page=2)