# Does anyone here have a enhanced penis? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 28, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085 "2007-11-28T21:33:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/21 "2007-12-01T07:24:42Z")
There once was a man from Nanenzyte… Seriously, though, another thing to not ever allow anyone to do to your penis is stick a cotton swab up the out-hole. Especially if they then ask you to pee into a cup. That will be the worst urination session any healthy man has ever endured, and for a few days walking will be the most painful thing you can do other than, oh yeah, urinate, have an erection, or orgasm. At that point, it’s almost a disappointment to find out you don’t have HPV. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/22 "2007-12-01T07:31:57Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] The answer for me is no, nor have I ever tried. But I’m fairly certain that there is no such operation, and those suction thingies just don’t work. [/QUOTE] Somewhere in the darker recesses of the internet, I found a German documentary about a guy who got a series of saline injections to give himself bigger testicles. When they shot the documentary they were, I swear to God, the size of basketballs. And he still wanted them bigger! ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/23 "2007-12-01T09:34:25Z")
[QUOTE=BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed] Apparently my enhanced penis allows me to fool doctors into thinking I am jewish. Not much of a superpower, but you take what you can get, really. [/QUOTE] TMI alert!! I think I’m the same way. I’ve never been circumsized, but apparently either my penis is too big for my foreskin or my foreskin is too small for my penis. From what I’ve seen in the few porn film that have un-cut guys, most foreskin seem to go almost all the way to the urethra when flaccid, and when erect, still comes up to the base of the head at the glans penis. Mine, OTOH, goes to the base of the head when soft, and is about an inch away from the glans penis when erect. You now know far more about my wang than you ever wanted. You’re welcome. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/24 "2007-12-01T12:04:13Z")
[QUOTE=bouv] TMI alert!! I think I’m the same way. I’ve never been circumsized, but apparently either my penis is too big for my foreskin or my foreskin is too small for my penis. From what I’ve seen in the few porn film that have un-cut guys, most foreskin seem to go almost all the way to the urethra when flaccid, and when erect, still comes up to the base of the head at the glans penis. Mine, OTOH, goes to the base of the head when soft, and is about an inch away from the glans penis when erect. You now know far more about my wang than you ever wanted. You’re welcome. 😃 [/QUOTE] Yeah, the same for me. I always thought having the skin cover the entire head looked really strange. When I reacted to the doctor with a “WTF?” he tried to pass it off by telling me that some people have what’s called a 3/4 circumcision. Uh huh. He assured me he looked at all the important things. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/25 "2007-12-01T12:49:24Z")
[QUOTE=Sal Ammoniac] [Au contraire!](http://www.plasticsurgeryportal.com/penis-enlargement/2003080110394814467520) Yes, I researched this at work. No, I have not had the procedure done. Ye gods! [/QUOTE] Ah, OK. An increase in girth, not length. I can see that. Not something that I either need or want. Nor do I want to undergo the process. ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/26 "2007-12-01T16:41:34Z")
I had an operation to give me a 15" dick,god it hurt having so much lopped off. ---
**Author:** ![Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophistry_and_Illusion)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/27 "2007-12-01T18:52:27Z")
I remember seeing a video, I think from Dutch television, and I’m pretty sure linked to from the Dope, where a guy had his junk enlarged to roughly the size of a watermelon. It was both fascinating and repellent. Does anybody remember this? ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/28 "2007-12-01T19:06:11Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] . . . and those suction thingies just don’t work. [/QUOTE] DREW CAREY: Yeah, no thanks! One night in the emergency room is enough! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/29 "2007-12-01T19:07:42Z")
[QUOTE=ChiefScott] Enhanced? No. Enchanted? Yes. Kinda like a magic wand. [/QUOTE] NANNY OGG: The wizard’s staff has a knob on the end, knob on the end, knob on the end . . . ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/30 "2007-12-01T19:19:36Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] What is this, an audition for candidates to appear in a limerick or something? \* Wanted: Persons having undergone penile enhancement; origin from, or current residence in a geographical area that rhymes with said organ a distinct advantage…\* [/QUOTE] There once was a man from the Dope In his penis he had no more hope He went to a surgeon And said it was urgent Now it looks like a used bar of soap ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/31 "2007-12-01T19:48:12Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] Somewhere in the darker recesses of the internet, I found a German documentary about a guy who got a series of saline injections to give himself bigger testicles. When they shot the documentary they were, I swear to God, the size of basketballs. And he still wanted them bigger! [/QUOTE] Kinda like the male version of [this woman](http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b323/patfish/Gossip/guinessbiggestboobs.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/32 "2007-12-02T01:18:41Z")
[QUOTE=don’t ask] Oh, sorry I thought it said enchanted penis… [/QUOTE] Uh-oh. Do you have crystal balls? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/33 "2007-12-02T03:07:39Z")
That wouldn’t be a Staff of Penetration +3, would it? I feel like such a fucking dork for bringing that up. I’m sure I’ll get corrected in seconds, too… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/34 "2007-12-02T03:41:12Z")
[QUOTE=don’t ask] Are you asking whether some fairy has rubbed my penis with their wand? Oh, sorry I thought it said enchanted penis… [/QUOTE] Some enchanted penis, Someone may be laughin’, You may hear her laughin’ Across a crowded room ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/35 "2007-12-02T11:38:55Z")
[QUOTE=Cat Fight] Kinda like the male version of [this woman](http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b323/patfish/Gossip/guinessbiggestboobs.jpg). [/QUOTE] Eww! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/36 "2007-12-02T11:40:27Z")
[QUOTE=Lust4Life] I had an operation to give me a 15" dick,god it hurt having so much lopped off. [/QUOTE] Sometimes I feel sorry for myself because I have a three-inch penis. But, hey, some women like it that thick. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/37 "2007-12-02T17:22:55Z")
It’s all about where you measure from. I have a 14 inch dick if you measure from the spot in your stomach where it hurts when you get kicked in the nuts to where the external parts end. There’s more to a turtle than the head you know… ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/38 "2007-12-02T18:52:35Z")
[QUOTE=Sophistry and Illusion] I remember seeing a video, I think from Dutch television, and I’m pretty sure linked to from the Dope, where a guy had his junk enlarged to roughly the size of a watermelon. It was both fascinating and repellent. Does anybody remember this? [/QUOTE] Post 22. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/39 "2007-12-02T19:04:32Z")
I had an patient with an enhanced penis. Read about it [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=273825). He wasn’t happy with it. Current photo analogy here: [http://www.96seven44.com/images/bageldog2.jpg](http://www.96seven44.com/images/bageldog2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085/40 "2007-12-03T01:39:24Z")
Qadgop the Mercotan, please PM me if you have any more stories about penis enhancement and wouldn’t mind if I used them for a paper I’m writing on body image. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-have-a-enhanced-penis/428085.md?page=3)