# Does anyone here know {City} Mom? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 24, 2010, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-know-city-mom/554919 "2010-09-24T19:06:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-know-city-mom/554919/1 "2010-09-24T19:06:40Z")
She makes $77 an hour on line, has a secret $5 wrinkle trick that dermatologists DON’T want me knowing about, and has discovered a $3 teeth whitening trick that dentists DON’T want me knowing about either. Just let her know I’m looking for her. ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-know-city-mom/554919/2 "2010-09-24T19:13:01Z")
If it’s any help, she just moved–by an unbelievable coincidence, on the same day and to and from the same towns that I did. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-know-city-mom/554919/3 "2010-09-24T19:17:28Z")
I’d send her over to you, but she’s busy losing 5 pounds. I’ll leave a message for you, though. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-know-city-mom/554919/4 "2010-09-24T19:18:22Z")
You might not recognize her - I heard she lost a lot of body fat recently using 1 simple rule. OBEY ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-know-city-mom/554919/5 "2010-09-24T19:20:22Z")
She seems to have a twin sister living where I work. They’re both pretty hawt. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-know-city-mom/554919/6 "2010-09-24T19:28:30Z")
> [@guizot](#): > > Just let her know I’m looking for her. She’s probably in class 'cause Obama’s been mighty keen on sending her back to school. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-know-city-mom/554919/7 "2010-09-24T19:31:31Z")
From the picture, the French media may know where to find her. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-know-city-mom/554919/8 "2010-09-24T20:47:45Z")
Isn’t she married to Area Man? ---
**Author:** ![Disheavel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Disheavel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disheavel)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-know-city-mom/554919/9 "2010-09-24T21:25:49Z")
> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#): > > From the picture, the French media may know where to find her. I think you are thinking of the higher quality banner ads. These are the cheaper ones with the less attractive Local or Regional Area models. ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-here-know-city-mom/554919/10 "2010-09-24T22:02:32Z")
> [@descamisado](#): > > She’s probably in class 'cause Obama’s been mighty keen on sending her back to school. Oh yeah? I wonder what class that would be…probably {dead-end trade-school class with massive student loans}. I just wanted to tell her that her two kids, {younger sniveling snot-nosed brat} and {older sniveling snot-nosed brat}, have been doing {typical juvenile petty crime} daily, ever since she ran off with {loser guy #4} that she met at {man’s first name}'s bar. I’m just going to have the cops take them to {closest juvenile hall} next time they get picked up, unless she’s making so much money on-line doing {sketchy internet nonsense} that she can actually pay for a baby-sitter, because {common woman’s name} Mae quit last week.