# Does anyone know what my SDMB user name is/means? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 14, 2002, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668 "2002-12-14T01:50:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668/21 "2002-12-15T18:35:47Z")
It certainly appears to be any of the older username stylings. First Middle Last and a qualifier. It’s not a Prodigy or Compuserve username, though. ---
**Author:** ![Mercury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e95f7d/32.png) [@Mercury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercury)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668/22 "2002-12-16T01:43:28Z")
I don’t know. But now I’m dead curious. -M ---
**Author:** ![Splanky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b2d939/32.png) [@Splanky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Splanky)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668/23 "2002-12-16T02:01:35Z")
Wilford Francis Qualmsbury, born in 1513 ---
**Author:** ![jacksen9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ce73a5/32.png) [@jacksen9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jacksen9)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668/24 "2002-12-16T09:19:24Z")
william frank quaker / 1513 has me stumped ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668/25 "2002-12-16T10:29:54Z")
[Kramer voice] Why don’t you just _tell_ me what movie you would like to see? [/Kramer voice] ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668/26 "2002-12-16T11:30:18Z")
I opened this thread out of sheer boredom. I agree completely with those who don’t know and don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668/27 "2002-12-16T12:20:00Z")
My nipples itch. ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668/28 "2002-12-16T12:23:21Z")
I am feeling fat and sassy. ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668/29 "2002-12-16T13:44:08Z")
would you just tell us, for chrissakes, instead of jerking around about it?! ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668/30 "2002-12-16T16:38:08Z")
Quit being clever and tell us Damnit!! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668/31 "2002-12-16T16:43:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tapioca Dextrin \* > \*\*some sort of token ring thingy no doubt \*\* No, no, no. A _Tolkein_ Ring thing. He’s Gollum! Isssn’t he, my presssciousss? ---
**Author:** ![malaka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@malaka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malaka)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668/32 "2002-12-16T16:49:16Z")
The same name as _someone_ on the [eBusinessRate forum](http://www.ebusinessrate.com/forum/default.asp). ---
**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668/33 "2002-12-16T17:00:37Z")
LOL @ Malaka. We must have done the same google search. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668/34 "2002-12-16T17:19:38Z")
“Well fuqu Izzy”? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668/35 "2002-12-16T17:40:44Z")
My hovercraft is full of eels. ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668/36 "2002-12-16T18:36:33Z")
sen5241 was played by Donald Pleasance, I’m guessing wfq1513 didn’t make the credits. ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668/37 "2002-12-16T18:51:20Z")
I am a consumer whore! ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668/38 "2002-12-16T18:55:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by eunoia \* > \*\*sen5241 was played by Donald Pleasance, I’m guessing wfq1513 didn’t make the credits. \*\* In which case, the preferred form would be WFQ 1513. I’m just praying for your sake it isn’t _leetspeak._ Don’t worry about the trash-talkers with nothing to contribute, “I don’t know so it’s a dumb question” is not the prevailing attitude here at SDMB, the board just attracts the earnest and insecure “brainy” types along with all the rest. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668/39 "2002-12-16T19:01:02Z")
Is it Leetspeak, **wfq1513**? It had better not be Leetspeak, **wfq1513**! 'Cause we know how to handle Leetspeak-ers in these hyar parts, cowboy. :mad: :mad: :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668/40 "2002-12-16T19:12:30Z")
_Does anybody really know what **wfq1513’s** username means?_ _Does anybody really care?_ Sung to the tune of Chicago’s “Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?”, of course. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-know-what-my-sdmb-user-name-is-means/142668.md?page=3)