Woof-a-Roni: My sister’s dog loves them.
Battery powered lights: I got six of them for $10 at the grocery store (complete with the authenticating ASOTV logo). I have two of them in my hangar so I can get to the light switch WITHOUT smacking my head on the wing. I did have to perform minor maintenance on 2 of them to get them working out of the box. Now that I think about it … maybe a Clapper would work too.
If you’re talking about taplights you can get them at Costco/Price Club, 6 for $8.99. They look kind of flimsy but I’m using one for a dome light in my camper shell.
Thanks a lot, now I have the Klapper commercial jingle stuck in my head.
“Clap on Clap off…”
< better than the Goldfish cracker jingle I 'spose that haunts me at work a lot >
Regarding those cereal-and-milk combos, I’ve been meaning to tell my neighborhood grocer that they should be placed with the milk, not the cereal.
Confession time! I actually buy the pounce tartar control treats for my cat. What can I say, her breath was rank, and since her favorite thing to do is wake me up by meowing directly into my face. . .It’s a matter of self defense! (Incidentally, kitty cat’s breath is now fresh and clean. Okay, amend that to tolerable.)
Nightingale, what is so outre about buying Pounce tartar control kitty treats, or any other kind of kitty treats??? They only cost a buck and cats appreciate them, after all several million dollars a year are spent on dog biscuits, talk about rank. I’ve even seen Kitty Grass you can grow for for them to munch (for their digestion).
No one has mentioned Frosty Paws, ice cream of some sort for dogs, right next to the human stuff. Frankly, I’d rather toss precious Fideaux a biscuit and give the money to the no-kill animal shelter that is full to overflowing.
Which reminds me of a helpful hint I recently read in Talking Dirty with the Queen of Clean: To keep your toilet clean and the dog happy, put several tablespoons of Tang Breakfast Drink in the toilet before you leave for work or at bedtime. Apparently it’s a toilet cleaner and treat for dog in one. Who needs the puppy sports drink?
I have a cat so I thought I’d pass that along for the doggy owners.
You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. -Harriet Woods-
TANG IN THE TOILET!?!
How dare you? Tang is what keeps our astronauts happy and healthy, and gets me going in the morning like nothing from Starbucks ever could. I’m appalled.
I’m not a fallen angel, I’m a risen demon.
Well, I’m a Starbuck’s kinda gal myself, but if Tang makes you happy…
Look on the bright side; it gives you energy and keeps your plumbing clean. 
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The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they’re going to be when you kill them.