# Does anyone remember the greatness of the B-52s?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 17, 2004, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785 "2004-09-17T02:59:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785/1 "2004-09-17T02:59:42Z")

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I’m making this simple. I’m listening to the yellow and the red. The first and second B52s cds. The B52s and Wild Planet. Greater music exists, but this is fun!

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**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785/2 "2004-09-17T03:04:26Z")

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Some say she’s from Mars  
Or one of the seven stars  
That shine after three-thirty in the morning.  
**WELL, SHE ISN’T!**

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785/3 "2004-09-17T03:15:00Z")

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> [@dalej42](#):
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> Greater music exists…

Yes, and it’s called their third, fourth and fifth albums. 🙂

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785/4 "2004-09-17T03:52:35Z")

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_Love Shack, baby…_  
😃

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785/5 "2004-09-17T04:21:15Z")

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I always thought Cindy Wilson was hot.

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**Author:** ![BoringDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ad7895/32.png) [@BoringDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoringDad)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785/6 "2004-09-17T04:24:22Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> _Love Shack, baby…_  
> 😃

It is at this point that I ask myself “Was it really worth opening this thread just to say ‘I give thanks every Thanksgiving that I will never again hear Love Shack played at any party I am at.’?”

Hmmm.

Yes. Yes it was.

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785/7 "2004-09-17T04:58:26Z")

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It took me a few weeks of saying to myself _damn-those voices sound familiar_ before I realized that the B-52s did the theme music for the cartoon _Rocko’s Modern Life_.

Now **tuckerfan** can sing along: _I’ve got me a Chrysler, it seats about twenty, so hurry up and bring your juke box money_

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**Author:** ![riserius1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ab992/32.png) [@riserius1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/riserius1)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785/8 "2004-09-17T04:59:38Z")

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Kate Pierson described the band herself early in their career as “a tacky little dance band from Athens GA”.

I’ve been pretty okay with that all these years.

Their first two albums were a lot of fun, abeit an acquired taste. Then they lost me with Mesopotamia. Then they won me back(mostly) with Whammy! Then Ricky Wilson died and I thought that was it for them. Then When they came out with Cosmic Thing, I thought, wow, they’re actually still pressing on.

Then Love Shack.

It bugs me to no end that Love Shack and Roam are their two biggest hits, and (IMHO) sound nothing like the weirdness and fun that were their first two albums.

These two singles sound…planned. Like they said hey, if we were going to sell out, and make a really TOP 40 record how would it sound?

By Comparison,“Dance this mess Around” has a goddam toy piano on it fer gosh sakes!!!

Now I hear Kate Pierson lecture with her PETA friends like she’s this big A-List celebrity and I just shake my head.

Chris W

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2004, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785/9 "2004-09-18T07:54:14Z")

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The B52s are the band that opened up my musical world. I was a music snob in highschool; classical and show only. Then the B52s’ first album\* ate my brain. It came out my junior year in highschool, and on Senior Day, near the end of the year, when the graduating seniors got to do whatever the hell they wanted, they played “The B52s” over th PA system at lunch. It was as if I had been blind but now could see; was deaf but now could hear, amen. I never looked back. Now music is one of my two main obsessions.

\*_Nit: I hate it when people refer to an artist’s album as a “CD.” CD is just another format: albums can come on vinyl, cassette tape, 8track tape, reel to reel, and pretty soon everything wil exist only digitally. Why is it that only this johnny-come-lately format–the CD–has become the generic term for album? Anyway, I mention that here because to refer to the B52’s first two CDs is silly; my vinyl copies were well wore out before the CD was a glimmer in Sony’s eye._

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2004, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785/10 "2004-09-18T09:15:56Z")

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_Getting nothing but static, getting nothing but static. Static in the attic on Channel Z!_

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2004, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785/11 "2004-09-18T10:06:41Z")

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The B-52’s? Never heard of them. Been living in my own private Idaho.

(_Rocko’s Modern Life?_ didnotknowthat. Conglomo. We Own You.)

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**Author:** ![six\_personalities](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@six\_personalities](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/six_personalities)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2004, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785/12 "2004-09-18T11:02:16Z")

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That was before they became the BC52s with Meet The Flintstones :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2004, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785/13 "2004-09-18T11:03:34Z")

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_I was at the beach (trrrrrrrrrrl)  
Everybody had matching towels…_

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**Author:** ![six\_personalities](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@six\_personalities](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/six_personalities)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2004, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785/14 "2004-09-18T11:05:33Z")

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I wanna visit Planet Claire 🙂

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2004, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785/15 "2004-09-18T15:00:08Z")

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Since no one has mentioned it so far, I guess everybody assumes that everyone else reading this thread knows they’re working on a new album with _all_ surviving members on it.

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2004, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785/16 "2004-09-18T15:04:22Z")

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About four years ago, one Sunday morning at church, they played a video from Assembly of God HQ promoting Teen Church Camp- the song was titled, of course “Church Camp” & both it & the video were dead-on parodies of “Love Shack”.

I was so proud that someone at A/G HQ was enough of a B-52s fan to capture it so well! My only regret was that I didn’t nab a copy of that.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2004, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785/17 "2004-09-18T16:43:39Z")

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I guess I COULD remember the greatness of the B-52s, but I’ve got a monster in my pants and it’s REALLY distracting.

Well, off to Greenland, I hear they’ve got some hot girls there.

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**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2004, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785/18 "2004-09-18T17:09:00Z")

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There goes a Narwhal!

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2004, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785/19 "2004-09-18T17:28:18Z")

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She drove a Plymouth Satellite  
Faster than - the speed of light

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**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2004, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-remember-the-greatness-of-the-b-52s/264785/20 "2004-09-18T18:32:23Z")

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The skies are charcoal grey,  
It’s a dreary downtown day,  
But at the end of my 40 foot leash,  
Is my little friend Quiche.

Quiche La Poodle!

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