# Does anyone want this topless...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-want-this-topless/88790>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 22, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-want-this-topless/88790 "2001-10-22T02:40:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-want-this-topless/88790/1 "2001-10-22T02:40:16Z")

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Patio table? It had a glass top that shattered. I was going to do something with it, but I found a replacement table and decided I had other things to do.

It would cost around 45 dollars to send somewhere, and I don’t think it’s worth that much, since the replacement table cost $70. If you’re local to DFW and would like to pick it up, email me and we’ll arrange it. If you are out of town and don’t mind paying shipping, I can do that too.

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-want-this-topless/88790/2 "2001-10-22T18:55:34Z")

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No one? Just one sheet of plywood and it makes a cheap table! No comments? No one bitching at me for the misleading title? 😛

[sub]At least it’s not Wassup[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-want-this-topless/88790/3 "2001-10-22T19:19:52Z")

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OK, **Zy** , I’ll complain about the misleading title.

Normally, topless is good. But a topless patio table is not way up there on the ‘good’ list. In fact, it’s just table legs, _not_ a ‘good’ thing.

So, quit with the misleading titles!  
[sup]But is better than that wassup thing.[/sup]  
Jim

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-anyone-want-this-topless/88790/4 "2001-10-22T19:27:17Z")

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[Rodney Dangerfield]So I saw a sign that said “TOPLESS! BOTTOMLESS!” I went inside, there was nobody there.[/Rodney]