# Does Canada have a "national epic"?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-canada-have-a-national-epic/418947>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 12, 2007, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-canada-have-a-national-epic/418947 "2007-09-12T18:41:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-canada-have-a-national-epic/418947/81 "2007-09-14T15:28:16Z")

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No love for “Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter”?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-canada-have-a-national-epic/418947/82 "2007-09-14T22:38:24Z")

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[QUOTE=capybara]  
No love for “Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter”?  
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He got taken out by Forever Knight.

_I feel the Kniiiiiight Heat, I feel your heart beat… something ain’t right…_

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2007, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-canada-have-a-national-epic/418947/83 "2007-09-15T03:42:44Z")

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Hey, what about the Friday the Thirteenth series? I loved that cheesy-ass series.

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**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2007, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-canada-have-a-national-epic/418947/84 "2007-09-15T19:36:40Z")

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[QUOTE=GingerOfTheNorth]  
Hey, what about the Friday the Thirteenth series? I loved that cheesy-ass series.  
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Well, this is getting weird.

My second cousin had a recurring role in that TV show.

If someone mentions the videotron commercials, I have a cousin in one of those, too (though I have never seen it, oddly enough). And I know the cute red-headed kid from the francophone McDonald’s commercials from about 8 years back. And my mom works with Tom Cavanagh’s mom… well, for the same school board.

I think that’s everything. No epics there, but still, I’m suddenly impressed at how distantly related to “canadian fame” I am 😃

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2007, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-canada-have-a-national-epic/418947/85 "2007-09-15T22:29:44Z")

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[QUOTE=featherlou]  
Have you ever heard the Avro Arrow story?  
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My point exactly.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-canada-have-a-national-epic/418947/86 "2007-09-16T02:27:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Lunar Saltlick]  
As far as novels go, Mordecai Richler’s _Solomon Gursky Was Here_ is possibly the most epic, sweeping as it does back and forth across the country over the course of a couple centuries.  
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Of course, how could I have missed this?

“Keep your fork, Duke, there’s pie a-comin’.”

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2007, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-canada-have-a-national-epic/418947/87 "2007-09-16T02:59:39Z")

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[QUOTE=cmkeller]  
Asses of Fire?  
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“Blame Canada”?

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**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2007, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-canada-have-a-national-epic/418947/88 "2007-09-16T03:56:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Spoons]  
Hey, as long as we’re talking kids’ shows as being “national epics,” \* here’s one sure way to tell if someone over a certain age (30? 35?) is Canadian:

“Look up. Wayyyy up.”

If they can supply the next phrase, they’re definitely Canadian. And, how long will it take for someone to identify this one?

- Though shared experiences they may be, I don’t think they’re “national epics,” but let’s have a little fun.  
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Some of us Northern NYers dont’s have to be Canadian to know “The Friendly Giant”.

I still think it’s total crap that “The Doodlebops” took “Mr. Dressup’s” timeslot. My brother even had a petition, fighting that programming change. Long live Casey and Finnegan!

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