# Does god love Tebow?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 12, 2011, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860 "2011-12-12T00:52:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mewl\_Dear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Mewl\_Dear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mewl_Dear)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860/1 "2011-12-12T00:52:03Z")

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Obviously the Lions are the only team to figure out all you have to do is outscore the tebows. Cannot wait til they play a good team in the playoffs. (tebows).

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860/2 "2011-12-12T00:55:06Z")

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It’s strange Tebow and Company lost to the worst team they have played.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860/3 "2011-12-12T00:57:44Z")

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There’s more evidence for this than any other miracle in history.

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**Author:** ![Mewl\_Dear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Mewl\_Dear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mewl_Dear)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860/4 "2011-12-12T01:01:21Z")

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Thinking god will like Brady more next week.

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**Author:** ![Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swords_to_Plowshares)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860/5 "2011-12-12T01:04:53Z")

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Once again, Tebow and Co. offense sucks for 3 quarters and 12 minutes.

Once again, Tebow and Co. tie it up in the last 3 minutes.

Once again, Tebow and Co. win in OT.

Amazing.

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**Author:** ![Mewl\_Dear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Mewl\_Dear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mewl_Dear)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860/6 "2011-12-12T01:05:08Z")

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> [@MadTheSwine](#):
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> It’s strange Tebow and Company lost to the worst team they have played.

If you think the broncos are better then the lions we must have watched different games.

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860/7 "2011-12-12T01:32:19Z")

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> [@Mewl\_Dear](#):
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> If you think the broncos are better then the lions we must have watched different games.

If you think the lions are better than anybody but the Colts,you must be a lion fan.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860/8 "2011-12-12T01:36:08Z")

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> [@MadTheSwine](#):
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> If you think the lions are better than anybody but the Colts,you must be a lion fan.

Evidence suggests that the Lions are also better than the Vikings, anyway.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860/9 "2011-12-12T01:41:32Z")

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> [@MadTheSwine](#):
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> If you think the lions are better than anybody but the Colts,you must be a lion fan.

The Lions are 8-5. They’re clearly not the 2nd worst team in the NFL.

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860/10 "2011-12-12T02:02:14Z")

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Actually, God hates players who run out of bounds when the other team has no time outs.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860/11 "2011-12-12T02:12:27Z")

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> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#):
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> Actually, God hates players who run out of bounds when the other team has no time outs.

He smites them with overtime fumbles.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860/12 "2011-12-12T04:55:02Z")

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May he smite Tom Terrific!

[sub]no, I don’t think the Broncos will beat the Pats. But dammit, _wouldn’t it be fucking **GREAT**?!?!?!!_[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Josh\_Winepuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4da419/32.png) [@Josh\_Winepuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Josh_Winepuck)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860/13 "2011-12-14T07:39:30Z")

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> [@MadTheSwine](#):
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> If you think the lions are better than anybody but the Colts,you must be a lion fan.

Not sure if serious…

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**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860/14 "2011-12-14T08:35:43Z")

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Apparently god got away with a couple of interference. Is god interfering in sports a good sportsgodship?

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860/15 "2011-12-14T08:37:02Z")

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> [@Josh\_Winepuck](#):
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> Not sure if serious…

He is serious…ly misguided. The Lions obviously aren’t as good as their initial dominance over mediocre competition indicated, but they certainly aren’t the worst or second worst team either.

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860/16 "2011-12-14T12:44:07Z")

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If red turns up ten times in a row on a roulette wheel, does that mean God is a Communist?

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860/17 "2011-12-14T14:40:31Z")

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Apparently Lindsey Vonn had to pull out the “we’re just good friends” line to explain why she was invited to watch the last Broncos game with the Tebow family in their luxury box. If Tebow is dating her (do a Google Image Search, you’ll be pleasantly surprised) there can be no doubt that God has cast His favor on Tebow.

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**Author:** ![markdash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@markdash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markdash)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860/18 "2011-12-14T15:47:14Z")

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Vonn is dating Tebow, all right… Robby Tebow, Tim’s brother.

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860/19 "2011-12-14T15:54:01Z")

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Basically, Denver has a smart coach. John Fox has been dealt a hand and he’s playing it to win, instead of using standard strategies. The fact he’s doing something different is confusing defenses.

[Gregg Easterbrook](http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/story/_/id/7346102/tim-tebow-entertaining-football-tactics-heart-denver-success) has shown that the wins aren’t due to divine intervention, but rather due to Denver’s strategy, which wears down teams so their defenses have little left in the 4th quarter. Tebow is also a good player with a skill set that’s different from the average NFL QB; Fox uses that to tire out defenses.

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-love-tebow/605860/20 "2011-12-14T16:55:07Z")

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> [@markdash](#):
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> Vonn is dating Tebow, all right… Robby Tebow, Tim’s brother.

Wow, that’s a shocking twist to [this article](http://www.usatoday.com/sports/olympics/story/2011-12-12/lindsey-vonn-tim-tebow/51833516/1), then. Dunno why Vonn couldn’t have just come out and said that, but _shrug_.

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